r18novel Chapter 346
Chapter 346
[Sister Honey, don't be polite with this man, break up decisively, don't force me
to drive a forklift to forklift you away] [That is, driving a forklift every day is very tired
] [I really didn't expect that I usually drive a forklift on social networking sites, one day I will actually drive to the live broadcast room, it's time to get a forklift driver's license, and I will live on this in the future] [
In fact, I think girls are really easy to satisfy, not to mention buying bags and lipstick, usually you send a bouquet of flowers and a small cake, It's very happy to buy a small jewelry, these things are not expensive, dozens of hundred dollars can be done
] [Yes, it's a pity that there are so many men who pretend to be crazy and stupid, and they don't want to spend money, and they want to fall in love] [
Alas, I really don't understand, why so many people are not willing to manage a relationship well, so like to play, why not go to the amusement park? 】
【Every time I encounter this kind of superb scum, I want to tie a rope around their feet, and then kick them down from a hundred-meter-high building, I really think that only by letting them experience the feeling of death will they know what it means to be sensible】
【Who said it wasn't? If they don't die, they can't find their own problems]
netizens expressed their dissatisfaction.
At this moment, they completely regarded Xu Yu as those strange scum on the Internet.
Xu Yu was busy learning from the transcendence, and did not notice the comments in the live broadcast room at all.
Facing Xu Yu's question, Transcendence took a deep breath.
"For people like you who have nothing, I suggest you just kneel down and sing conquest."
"I... Not much to sing about conquest.
Xu Yu smiled awkwardly, and reached out and scratched his head embarrassedly.
Beyond: ......
"Then I suggest that people like you better not fall in love, no, I suggest that people like you go directly to be animals!"
"I've never seen you so barbaric, nothing, nothing, what are you in love? Is it bad to leave the opportunity to those who are prepared?
"The most annoying thing is that your kind of test answers are handed to people who are not willing to copy them in front of you, don't ask me if you have any questions, ask netizens on the Internet, don't force me to smoke you in this great place!"
After saying this, Chao took the mobile phone and got out of the car angrily.
Xu looked blankly at the direction he left, and cautiously turned his head to look at the person beside him.
"Did I say something wrong? Don't today's teachers like students who are humble in their education? "
Peng: . .
"Are you sure you call this humble seeking?"
"That is, Sister Honey and Transcendence have a good temper, this is to change to me, I have already hammered your head."
"See my pretty big head? The kind that kills you in minutes.
Peng Peng pointed to the top of his perfect head.
When filming martial arts scenes before, he specially went to the Shaolin Temple for further study for a period of time.
He is really good at this aspect of Iron Head Gong.
It's a pity that heroes are useless, and they haven't been able to show them well in front of everyone for so many years.
Alas.
Hearing this, Xu Yu couldn't help but reach out and pat Peng Peng's head.
Feeling the strange touch on his head, Peng Peng subconsciously raised his head.
Looking at each other, Peng Peng looked at Xu Yu with a complicated expression.
"What are you doing?"
"Didn't you ask me to take a good look at your pretty big head?"
"I just let you see, not let you touch! Such a sacred thing, can you touch it with your dirty hands!
Peng Peng slapped Xu Yu's hand away with an angry face.
Saying that, he did not forget to reach out and rub the place that Xu Yu touched just now.
Xu Delirium: ......
"Isn't it just a head, just do you have it?"
"If you don't touch it, you don't touch it, and the same goes for me to touch my own."
Xu Yu snorted coldly in dissatisfaction, and after speaking, he reached out and touched his head.
[What are these two doing?] Do you practice your hair washing skills? 】
[It seems that this should be the case, they may have planned to open a hair washing shop after going back
] [It's really good, it seems that you don't have to wash your hair yourself in the future] [
Are you sure these two guys can wash their hair well? I'm a little worried that the two of them will quarrel while washing their hair, and then grab our hair]
[... Although but, I also think that this situation may happen
] [A hair when you go in, only a bald head when you come out
] [Hahahahahaha, these words I said to you upstairs, I helped Teacher Xu think about the name of their
barbershop] [Bold to say what you think
] [Simple, directly called a marinated egg barbershop]
[Help, hahahahahaha, is this a restaurant or a barbershop? 【
Whether it's a restaurant or a barbershop, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that the person who is hurt is us!】 [
Hahahahahaha, when I want to become a monk, I will definitely consider their barbershop]
Xu Yu did not know that netizens had already branded him as a gold medal barber.
He glanced at the back of Transcendence, and then leaned over to Yang Mi and spoke curiously.
"Honey, tell me, what flowers do you like, I'll buy you a car when I go back."
"Seriously, a big truckload of the kind."
"I think popcorn is good, what do you think?"
Yang Mi: ...
"How about you carve a flower for me out of snow?"
Popcorn is easy to get fat when eaten.
After the show, she still has a lot of work to do.
If she gained weight, how did she lose weight in such a short time?
Xu Delirium: ......
No.
Are all girls now so unconventional to play cards?
Popcorn he can also buy a machine to make back, snowflakes this thing....
He really doesn't have that carving craft.
"It's okay, since you said so, I'll go find a piece of snow to practice in a while."
"Trust me, I will definitely be able to send you a bouquet of the most beautiful flowers in the world."
Xu swore and patted his chest.
After speaking, he turned around and got out of the car.
"System, how many wishes do I have?"
[Host currently has the number of wishes remaining: 5
] [May I ask the host if you want to use it]
"Wouldn't it be too hasty to waste a chance to make a wish for a few flowers?"
Hearing what the system said, Xu Yu touched his chin thoughtfully.
He looked up at the sky and suddenly had a bold idea in his mind.
"System, can you fulfill any wish?"
[Of course, please don't question the ability of this system
] [Except for your daydreams and spring dreams, all wishes of this system can be fulfilled]
Xu Yu: ......
Look, is this guy talking about people? What is daydreaming? What is Spring Dream?
He is obviously standing on his own position and making reasonable demands, okay?
How did it become a spring dream?
Excessively!
"Okay, I'll let you know when I think about it."
[Okay
] [Wen wake prompt, please host less daydreaming and spring dreaming, it is better to be a person or down-to-earth, dreaming every day is not conducive to physical and mental health]
Xu Delirium: ......
"I'm not dreaming."
"I know, Yume Man].