r18novel Chapter 345
Chapter 345
[Hahahahahaha, upstairs, your focus is indeed a little different
] [Thank you, but I'm telling the truth, I love you is eight words] [Thank
you, you said so, I see this man is getting more and more upset]
"If you only say it to me a few times, I accept this expression."
"But you say it thousands of times in a split second, don't you feel a little... Is it boring?
Yang Mi thought for a moment, and opened her mouth with Xu Yu carefully.
Who understands.
At this moment, she just wants to turn over the confessions given to her by those netizens before, so that Xu Yu can study hard.
Xu Delirium: ......
Boring?
The woman he loved actually said he was boring.
No!
Why was God so cruel to him?
No!
"Honey, do you really think I'm boring?"
"It's not boring, it's a little bit."
Yang Mi said carefully, afraid that the words would be too heavy.
As soon as her words fell, the transcendent on the side couldn't help but shout and stand up.
"Sister Mi, don't think about his inner thoughts at this time."
"Brother Xu Yu, it's really not me who said you, weren't you quite good before? What's the matter, to the plateau area brain lack of oxygen, affecting IQ? "
Can't say sweet words? It won't say that you search on the Internet.
"Who is in love who doesn't send this and that, and you can't even meet such a little material requirements?"
"Don't patronize and say I love you, I love you empty-handed, it seems very hypocritical, if you can hold a bunch of roses and say I love you at this time, then the feeling will be different immediately..."
The old-fashioned tone seemed to be particularly experienced.
Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded thoughtfully.
Listen to Transcendence while not forgetting what is in the memo.
[Beyond the truth, a word speaks my heart]
[I am too, woo-woo, sure enough, only women understand women best, what do these men understand! ] 】
【The majority of male compatriots study hard, female stars teach on the spot, don't say that they won't know in the future, it's annoying to listen]
[That is, if one person says he won't know, forget it, a group of people say what's going on? What, you guys copy and paste all your brains together? 】
[Don't say it, yesterday asked my boyfriend to buy me a small cake for 30 yuan, he directly broke it for me and kneaded it and said a big reason, I really don't understand, how can a small cake of 30 yuan be associated with life after marriage, the key is that he also said for more than an
hour] [In the past, the worship of money was to ask for a car and a house, and now the platinum is to ask for milk tea and cake to spend, I am really speechless]
[Upstairs, 30 yuan can be wrestled with you for more than an hour, what are you doing with him? 】【
That's it, it's divided right away, sister give you some! 】 Don't
say 30 yuan, my sister will order 300 yuan for you] [The sister upstairs
will give you some cake, I will give you some milk tea] [Count me one, I will give you some fruit
] [Thank you sisters for your support, you can rest assured, I didn't eat at all yesterday, he taught me not to be diligent and thrifty, I taught him not to work hard to make money, and by the way, I threw it to him to see my monthly bill, how to say, his face is almost white] [
Hahahahahaha, I like this kind of not losing, isn't it just 30 yuan? It seems to want his life
] [So, sisters still have to be kind to themselves, let them like what boys like, buy it themselves] [
I think what the beauties upstairs just said is also applicable to male compatriots in love brain, such as me, I have similar experiences with my sisters, alas, a big man, bullied... I don't even know what to say
] [Don't cry, be strong] [Anyway, I just said that, these things don't cost any money, this value can't be provided, we don't have any need to continue
] [Agree, time is money, I spent so much time, but I can't get equal returns, it's better to work honestly]
[
No, I have to forward this paragraph beyond said to the Internet, Be sure to let more brothers and sisters see]
"In a word, don't move to rhetoric there, actual action will not kill you."
"Love that comes out of a mouth, that is, fart, just like you, what is the use of you typing more than 10,000 words, you can hit 10,000, I can hit 100,000, what, so that it can reflect which of us loves Honey more more?" No, what girls like most is practical action.
Transcendent said with full breath, the momentum was quite pointing.
Xu Yu nodded as if he understood something.
After Transcendence finished speaking, he raised his doubts.
"Then may I ask Koi-sensei, what should we do when we can't buy roses like ours?"
"I just looked around, and all we can touch so far is snow, cows, cow dung, horses, sheep and dead grass, do you think it is more appropriate for me to carve a flower with snow or cow dung?"
Beyond: ......
Yang Mi: ...
Netizen: ......
It turns out that some people are really stupid.
The standard answers have already been put in front of them, and I don't know how to copy them.
Really convinced.
[Or let's find a place to bury Teacher Xu, right?]
[I think this can, save this guy from angering us all day long]
[No, can he really carve cow dung into a flower? 】
【...... Upstairs, don't you think your focus is a little strange? 【
Will it be?】 I'm raising reasonable doubts
] [Dried cow dung is hard, it should probably be carved
] [You guys are discussing this issue seriously
] [In contrast, I support Teacher Xu with snow
] [I look at the expression of transcendence, she seems to be ready to start]
[Lying groove, really? Go beyond being polite and give him a slap, this slap is mine!
"Teacher Xu, as a normal person with normal thinking, can you mention some normal ideas?"
Beyond the urge to curse and do something in his heart, he opened his mouth without laughing.
Hearing this, Xu Yu couldn't help but scratch his head.
"Is there something wrong with my idea? Didn't you say that girls like to be practical? Isn't sending flowers practical enough?
"Sending flowers is practical, of course, but have you ever seen anyone send flowers to give a lump of cow dung?" Dear, this side suggests you, if you can't buy roses, then you give your dear girlfriend money to spend! Beyond
gritting his teeth and saying this sentence.
Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded as if he understood something.
"But I don't have any money, what should I do?"
Beyond: ......
[I will, just break up directly]
[That is, you haven't been in love with anything? Break up
] [I'm at work, you split your hands first, the reason I'll explain to you after work] [
Divide and divide! 】