r18novel Chapter 347
Chapter 347
Xu Yu: ???
"As a system, how can you be so small and small? Why don't you respect me as a host at all? I'm your boss, hey! "
[Sorry host, in a sense, we are equals
] [I help you, shouldn't you thank me?]
[So I advise you to correct your posture and don't mess around]
Xu Delirium: ......
Sure enough, the world is cold, and every system can teach him a lesson.
Annoying.
Don't say it, it's tears to say too much.
Xu Yu sighed aggrievedly, and gave up continuing to communicate deeply with the system.
The netizens lining up on the side have already received the tourism fund.
They huddled together excitedly, discussing where to go next.
Hearing this, Xu Yu walked among them and spoke helplessly.
"Come here, still struggling with where to go, of course, follow us."
"I'll pay for the ticket to enter in a while, let's go and see the beauty of Jiuhuang together."
"Teacher Xu, are you serious? This money should not need to be paid back by our own part-time work, right?
"Let me make it clear to you first, I am not in good health, I can't be hot or cold, if you send me to the desert, I can bury myself in the ground in minutes."
"And me, and me, I have a bad heart and can't stand stimulation, believe it or not, I have a infarction to show you."
Xu Delirium: ......
No.
Myocardial infarction can still be controlled by itself?
Why do you still bring performances?
"I still don't believe you can infarct, please, show me the performance now, I haven't seen much of the world, I really want to see this kind of big scene."
Netizen: ......
No.
Why doesn't this guy play cards according to the routine?
Shouldn't normal people be very nervous when they hear this sentence and say that I must make you angry?
Why is this product still wishing for him myocardial infarction?
Something is wrong with him.
"In view of your good performance now, I haven't found the feeling of infarction for the time being, let's talk about it when you are angry with me."
"Okay, don't stand here and waste time, go brewing on the side, don't delay us to discuss with Teacher Xu."
When the netizens on the side heard this, they pushed people aside helplessly.
Then he stepped forward himself and looked at Xu Yu with a smile.
"Say, Teacher Xu, pull us in to play, what's the matter?"
"Yes, yes, they all say that they will not go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything, so we don't believe that your purpose is so simple."
"Hurry up, do you want us to help you confess?"
Netizens looked at Xu Delirium with a gossipy face.
Hearing this, Xu Yu rolled his eyes angrily.
"Would you like to hear what you're saying? Am I looking like I need help? "
Find these unreliable netizens to help, it's better to let the system help."
At least the system will not spit on him at a critical moment, but this group of netizens will.
Thinking of this, Xu Yu nodded slowly, and suddenly felt that it was good for these netizens to get the money and leave directly.
"Since you don't plan to play with us, then you can go."
Xu Yu waved his hand casually.
"Are you sure you really don't need our help?"
"Teacher Xu, we are very talkative, as long as you honestly tell us what you want to do, we promise to help you!"
"That is, you have to believe us, we can't do anything else, but we are professional."
Xu Delirium: ......
[Dear
brothers and sisters, promise me that no matter what, you can't let Xu Delirium's conspiracy succeed! ] This guy didn't feel good when he saw it
] [That's right, he made it clear that the purpose is not simple, we want to protect Honey Sister
] [I'm really afraid that this guy will suddenly convulse and find a lump of cow dung to make a bunch of flowers to give to Honey Sister
] [This matter must be outrageous if it happens to others, but it happens to Xu Delirium, how to hear how reasonable
] [Hahahahahaha, I also think so
] [So come and stop him personally]
[It just so many people are there, find a pit to bury Xu Delirium in a while, we can't go to the scene, this difficult task can only be handed over to you]
"Believe me, I really don't need you, you can go wherever you want after taking the money, don't pay attention to me."
Xu Yu opened his mouth with a sincere face, and almost let them go directly.
As soon as the words fell, before the netizens could react, Yang Mi and others walked down from the car.
Seeing this, netizens unceremoniously pushed Xu Yu aside and ran over.
"Sister Honey, can we take a picture with you?"
"Sister Honey, can I trouble you to give me an autograph?"
"Honey sister, honey sister..." the
enthusiastic shout rose from wave to wave.
Xu Yu turned his head speechlessly to look at the person behind him, really not knowing what to say to express his speechless mood now.
Alas.
It turns out that people without status never have status.
Have these people forgotten who brought up the tourism fund?
Without him, would they have been able to get the travel fund?
How come these people don't know how to understand something, repay him well?
Boring.
"Hey, I've been standing here for so long, why didn't anyone ask me for an autograph to take a photo?"
"Have you forgotten that my brother's signature is worth a lot now?"
Xu Yu put his hands in his waist and stood in place shouting dissatisfied.
Hearing this, a netizen turned his head helplessly.
"Teacher Xu, I admit that what you just said is correct, but when you say these words, it is best to open the seafood market and see what others are doing."
"Although your price is not low, in comparison, the value of Honey Sister is the highest, and we will come to you again until Honey Sister's signature."
"It's just, we're busy, you know something, let's line up."
Xu Delirium: ......
Even if you talk in line, you have to queue up for signatures?
No, who the hell is the star?
Why don't these guys give him face at all?
It's excessive!
[Hahahahaha, Teacher Xu's status has been reduced again
] [But to be honest, the price of Sister Honey's signature is really high, starting from tens of thousands of yuan, which is too outrageous] [
Who said it wasn't? Honey sister really deserves to be an evergreen tree in the entertainment industry, after so many years in the industry, the popularity and popularity are still high, really powerful]
[I dare to say, even in another 10 years, our honey sister's popularity can also be beaten, who makes women taste more the older they get? 】
【Upstairs, I advise you to pay attention when you speak, what women are most disgusted with is when others mention their age, do you want to listen to what you are saying? [
Cough, mistake and mistake, I say this purely to show that Sister Honey's identity and status are very awesome, and there is really no other meaning]
[It's another day of envy and jealousy, if I go crazy and can get a girlfriend like Sister Honey, I will definitely go crazy every day! [
Then you will be put in a mental hospital]
[... Thank you, Ann Tusheng].