As long as there are enough vests, the plot can't kill me

Chapter 166 The wave behind pushes the wave ahead

Looking at the endless water area, it seems inappropriate to call it a river. Standing on this side of the boundary pass, you can't even see the shadow of the other side of the river.

The scale of Nianxiang River has long exceeded the scope of a river and should be considered a lake.

In such an environment, finding a person who has fallen into the water is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

"Old Li, do you see where the fool is?"

Old Zhang, who had the most impatient temper, stared so hard that his eyes were sore. He even secretly used his spiritual sense to cheat, but he didn't even find a fish, let alone such a big fool.

Of course, the fish in Nianxiang River are very cunning and it is rare to see one in several years, so it is not surprising to not find any.

But a living person can't just disappear out of thin air, right?

Therefore, Lao Zhang felt that he had been cheated.

"Why are you in such a hurry? It's hard to see such a large area in a short time. I'm telling you, you're not secretly using your spiritual sense to cheat, are you?"

"Bullshit! Am I someone who can't stand losing? Don't slander my innocence out of thin air."

Old Zhang blushed and argued that he did not cheat. He turned his head awkwardly and stared fiercely at the calm water, as if he was going to pull the idiot out.

Old Li temporarily stabilized the situation with his rhetoric, and felt a little relieved. He had to concentrate and search carefully.

When it comes to betting on face, how can there be no tricks?

As the first one to use his spiritual sense, he scanned the entire water area faster than Lao He and Lao Zhang.

The results obtained are incredibly surprising.

No, actually not!

The facts were before his eyes, and Old Li was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.

At this moment, almost all the people in the city gathered on the river bank, and even the trees were full of people. If this wasn't a lively scene...

Brother-in-law, I'm sorry!

"F**k, damn Wang Changsheng, you actually dared to deceive me, I'll skin him alive when I get back."

Before everyone could hold him accountable, Lao Li launched an attack on the spot, pointing the finger at his own brother-in-law, acting as if he was also a victim.

But Lao He and the others are not stupid, how could they not see through this little trick?

The people closest to him looked at each other, and finally gave Lao Li a dangerous look and decided to search one last time.

If you really can’t find it, that’s okay.

In any case, today's excitement is something you must watch. Even without the idiots, there is still that old guy who shouts out everyone.

After all, it’s all about watching someone’s fun, just throw that person down... haha!

Old Li felt the subtle change in the atmosphere and was about to move his legs when he saw Old Zhang putting a big knife on his neck without even turning his head.

The pungent smell of blood hit the nose, and someone who realized that he had to cook live fish today felt so sad that he wanted to cry to the sky.

Ancestor, where are you?

……

Compared with the smelly men, the aunties and aunties who were watching the fun seemed much more quiet.

No one here climbed up the trees. Instead, everyone took a small stool and sat in a row on the shore.

While searching the river, they did not forget the work in their hands and would occasionally lower their heads to do a few stitches.

"Ma'am, what are you looking at?"

After half a day, the idiot was not found, but a very young girl suddenly appeared in the group of middle-aged and elderly women.

"Ah, what a beautiful girl. Come over here, come and find the idiot with us!"

"Thank you, ladies!"

Lin Xiao followed the instructions and walked to the old lady's side. He squatted down naturally, and then started to look towards the river surface like everyone else.

The aunts sitting on the small stools exchanged glances with each other and inexplicably felt that the little girl was very pleasing to the eye.

Her actions just now can't be said to be well-behaved, but she is obviously a polite child, and her upbringing must be good.

If those reckless girls came over, many people would not realize that they should squat down first and then watch the fun.

"Girl, where are you from?"

"From out of town."

Lin Xiao spoke vaguely, staring at the unchanging river surface for a while, seemed to feel a little bored, and turned his gaze away.

She secretly looked at the seniors around her who were dressed differently but tried hard to look like ordinary women. The more she looked, the more frightened she became.

Take the person next to me for example. Although she looks like she is embroidering, the terrifying aura emanating from the fur, which is made of an unknown source, is enough to make people shudder.

It was so terrifying that Young Master Lin couldn't even fill the gaps between people's teeth.

"That's it."

The aunts were experienced and knew the other person didn’t want to talk about it after hearing this answer, so they didn’t pursue the matter any further.

"You're a little early, then."

morning?

Lin Xiao looked calm, but he immediately became alert.

She knew that this was a test from her aunt, or rather from all the aunts around her. If she gave a bad answer, her identity as a "fool" would be revealed.

"Well, it's not too early. For this millennium... well, I really like to watch the fun."

"Hahaha, well said. Come on, girl, eat some melon seeds."

Lin Xiao didn't dare to peek at their eye contact, but judging from the extra handful of melon seeds in his hand, he could barely pass.

The ladies did not believe it completely, but they also got rid of most of their doubts and no longer associated the little girl in front of them with the idiot in the river.

It's still the same reason. The longer a person lives, the more rigid their thinking becomes. There's not a single trace of rusticity about Lin Xiao, so people don't have to doubt him.

If bearing and cultivation can be faked, then what about aura and natural rhyme of Taoism? These are things that cannot be obtained in the virtual world.

Otherwise, why would they fight for a few places?

"My daughter, eat. The idiot can't be found. There will be new things to do soon."

While the old lady urged the little girl to eat melon seeds, she looked at the man with great interest and didn't even bother embroidering the flowers.

Obviously, as she was familiar with men's behavior, she had already foreseen Lao Li's fate.

"Thanks……"

Before he could finish his polite words, a figure quickly passed over Lin Xiao's head and fell straight into the water.

Pfft!

click!

Before he could taste the melon seeds from the real world, Lin Xiao only felt the water surface shaking and his eyes were about to go blind.

Damn, what a white ass!

"Hahahaha... Mashiro!"

"Not bad, not bad. It's not in vain that I came here today. Even though I can't see the idiot, it's worth it to see this."

Old Li was forcibly thrown into the river and fell heavily on the water, causing a group of old women on the shore to laugh uncontrollably.

Many aunties even whistled in public, looking like female hooligans.

Lin Xiao was stunned on the spot. The style of painting in this real world was really weird.

"Oh no, that's bad. Little girl, you can't look at that, or you'll get stye."

The old lady who was clapping her thighs and laughing suddenly realized something and quickly pulled Lin Xiao over to prevent the little girl from being exposed to scenes that were not suitable for children.

She stretched her neck and took the time to take a closer look, because Lao Li was about to break free from the power of the water and would soon be out of sight.

"Auntie, I haven't seen it clearly yet!"

"Go away, you little kid, what's so good about a shabby old man?"

But Auntie, your saliva is about to flow out!

Lin Xiao laughed secretly, gradually adapting to this bizarre style of painting.

It’s not that ridiculous, but I feel that these seniors are too down-to-earth…

Down to earth?

Young Master Lin, who was held in the arms of the old lady, was suddenly startled. Some kind of inspiration flashed through his mind and his body couldn't help but tremble slightly.

Fortunately, she had many years of experience in dealing with old foxes, so her actions were not too big.

The old lady mistakenly thought that the little girl was expressing dissatisfaction because she didn't see what she wanted to see, and she smiled ambiguously at a few old sisters.

"Okay, okay, next time something like this happens, I will definitely notify you in advance."

As she said this, she let go of the little girl, her attitude much more casual than before.

After Lin Xiao regained his freedom, he immediately glanced at the empty river surface with a gloomy look.

She didn't know if it was an illusion, but after what happened just now, the aunts around her seemed to have regarded her as one of their own.

Why is this happening? Could it be that?

"My girl, Lady Liu doesn't know you like this, so don't blame her. There will be plenty of opportunities like this in the future."

Sure enough, following the explanation of the other aunt, Lin Xiao, whose head was tingling, confirmed the outrageous answer in his mind.

The same hobbies are the best way to bring people closer together.

As a fellow lustful person, she unknowingly mixed into the aunt's small circle.

Well, that makes sense!

"Opportunities, are there really plenty?"

"My girl, you still..."

Seeing Lin Xiao's eyes shining and blinking continuously, the old lady was completely shocked. Even the aunt who spoke up to help was a little confused.

Good God, the real person never shows his true face, they were mistaken.

This little girl is great!

After coming back to her senses, the old lady put her arm around Lin Xiao's shoulders affectionately, her expression full of joy as if she had seen a great talent.

"Come on, girl, let's go inside and talk in detail."

After watching the excitement, everyone stood up and dispersed one after another.

Except for Old Li who was still gritting his teeth, no one paid attention to the idiot who was hard to tell whether he was real or fake.

Even if it is true, it has probably floated away with the river.

He is just a native of the virtual world, with such poor talent that even Duanchen Bridge can't stand him. He has no other value except for being a source of fun.

"Girl, tell me the truth, you are not the one?"

Your aunt is your aunt after all. After eliminating all possibilities, even if the facts are absurd, they are most likely the truth.

Just before entering the city, the aunts revealed their killer moves.

The appearance of the little girl was such a coincidence that it could not be ignored in any way.

Lin Xiao was half surprised and half helpless, and was not surprised by this result.

Not all efforts can turn into desired results.

I can only say that I am unlucky. The residents of this city are all serious and difficult to fool.

"Auntie, what's wrong?"

Lin Xiao made his final struggle, pretending not to understand the other party's implication.

But the more this happened, the more worried the aunts became.

The two sides were deadlocked at the city gate. Suddenly, a loud noise coming from afar eased the awkwardness.

Luck has arrived.

Flags lead the way and auspicious beasts pull the carriages.

This small town, built on the edge of the real world and connected to the virtual world, welcomed a big shot from the real world.

The aunts no longer cared about the doubts in their hearts. They all looked up, saw the frame of the carriage with auspicious clouds under its feet, and recognized the power behind the flag.

"Miao Dao Palace!"