Chapter 253: Thor: Living In The Mortal World Today, Asking For 100 Yuan For Food! 【Second Update】
Chapter 253: Thor: Living In The Mortal World Today, Asking For 100 Yuan For Food! 【Second Update】
In the square, crowded with people, very lively.
In front of the fountain in the center of the square, the Shiba Inu orc who calls himself Thor Thor is performing his talents.
And his talent is to hold a hammer in his hand, and then shout "I am Thor Thor, for the glory of the God of the North", turning over and over again, shouting over and over again.
And there are thunder and lightning in the sky to cooperate with him.
definitely!
Thunder, lightning and lightning are all special effects, and the source comes from a projection device flying in the sky, and the sound is also transmitted from there.
At first glance it looks real.
But if you look carefully, you can still see that the thunder and lightning are actually fake. You don't need a particularly high-level observation ability. Basically, any careful Common person can see it.
In fact;
Although there are no humans in this world, these monks are not inferior to humans in the development of technology.
Even stronger in some respects.
Like this projection device used by At the moment Thor.
This thing is actually very common in this world, almost every household has it, and the price is not expensive, it is about the same as the price of a Common computer.
There are also many functions. You can play movies or play games. It has a strong sense of immersion and is more immersive.
But Thor is obviously using this projection device to scam at the moment.
That's right!
He was cheating, because besides standing there and yelling that he was Thor Thor, there was also a blank piece of paper in front of him. The four corners of the white paper were pressed with stones, and there was a line of words written on it.
【Today I, Thor Thor, wandered in the mortal world and asked for 100 yuan to eat. When I return to Asgard after eating and drinking, I will definitely give generous rewards to good-hearted people!】
The text is very pale, but the meaning has already been expressed.
He just asked for one hundred yuan to eat, and after he got home, he would give the well-wishers a 077 report.
And this reward will definitely satisfy you!
pity;
This guy's acting skills are average, and his special effects are average.
After all, almost every household has this kind of projection equipment, who would be fooled by it?
Only fools would!
But really don't say it.
Someone has been fooled before.
And gave Thor a lot of money to buy food.
Some are out of good intentions.
Some are really whimsical, thinking that there will be rich returns.
And the results needless to say.
Everyone was cheated miserably.
But there are obviously no such fools in this square today.
No idiots are here yet
Therefore, Thor has no income for the time being.
In fact:
100 bucks is really a lot.
Even in Liberty City, a few dozen dollars is enough for a simple meal.
If you insist on eating a little better.
Dozens of dollars is completely enough.
A meal worth hundreds of dollars is either an online celebrity restaurant or a mid-to-high-end restaurant.
Anyway, Common fast food or something.
It won't be that expensive!
after all;
The average salary in the United States is only two to three thousand.
For a person earning 3,000 a month, $100 is the entire income for a day.
Who would spend all of a day's income on one meal?
At most, it's just eating occasionally to improve life.
eat every day?
You have a mine at home!
so;
Thor's request is really high, and there are not many fools who can directly give 100 yuan.
After all most rich (biej) people are not stupid.
No, it's just that if he earned the money himself, he wouldn't be a fool at all, and he wouldn't be fooled by such a fake one.
But some fools can't help being lucky!
It doesn't take a lot of clever brains to get a lot of money.
For them, 100 yuan is not much, and they are willing to pay for their own kindness!
And Thor's target customer is exactly this kind of person.
In his own words, although he can also as long as 10 yuan or less.
But compared to momentum, he still prefers to only cheat two or three times a day, but two or three times is enough for him to earn two to three hundred yuan.
If it is 10 yuan, isn't it necessary to successfully deceive twenty or thirty fools?
Such a place, how can there be so many fools passing by in a day.
so;
He just deliberately wrote 100 yuan.
Can cheat one is one!
***
Roddy never thought of that.
The Thor of this world would be a liar!
Tony, who used to put hats on people, was already outrageous, but now an even more outrageous liar, Thor, came out.
Roddy couldn't help thinking, what happened to the world?
They are good superheroes in other worlds.
Everyone is also a person who cares about face!
As a result, when I came to you, it was either wearing a hat or cheating on the street.
If this is known to their counterparts in other worlds.
Can't directly cross the universe to kill?
Anyway, if one of Roddy's counterparts came out to be the young master, he would definitely not be able to help but want to cross the universe and kill him.
How shameless!
But only when this kind of thing happens to me will I feel ashamed and embarrassed.
But if it happens to someone else...
Hehe~!
That's interesting!
Anyway, Roddy thought it was fun.
However, he didn't seem to have deceived anyone on Thor's side, and felt that he knew Thor from other worlds anyway, so he couldn't let him lose everything all morning, right?
So Roddy turned around and went to a hot dog stand outside the square, and bought twenty cheapest Common hot dogs from the stand owner.
It is the kind of Common hot dog that is inferior to nothing except a sausage and two buns.
Only one dollar each!
Twenty is only twenty yuan.
Carrying a big bag of hot dogs, Roddy found Thor who was still cheating in front of the fountain.
Although there were many people passing by in front of him, none of the kind-hearted people stopped to give alms, and some even laughed mockingly at him.
But Thor is clearly used to this and doesn't care about it at all.
Still performing his "talent" in his own way, showing his ability as Thor, in order to win the trust of fools.
At this time;
Roddy walked over.
Seeing this, many passers-by who liked to watch the excitement stopped and looked at Roddy walking past with great interest.
I thought this was another fool who was about to be deceived.
I was ready to see his jokes.
Definitely also has a kind heart. Seeing that Roddy seemed about to be deceived, he couldn't help but remind him.
"Hey, buddy! That guy's a liar, don't fall for it."
The one who kindly reminded Roddy was a Tanuki orc.
Roddy took a look at the civet cat and said, "No, I don't think he's a liar, and he just wants to have a good meal.
The orcs around who were about to watch the joke thought that the joke would not work at first, but they didn't expect this fool to be even more stupid than they thought!
Someone reminded me of this, but I was still in a hurry to fall for it.
Isn't this a pure idiot!
This guy deserves to be scammed!
Even the civet cat orc who kindly reminded him shook his head, looking speechless.
Obviously, he couldn't be punished by the other party's stupidity.
At this time, Thor, holding the hammer high, looked at Roddy excitedly.
I thought to myself, I have been busy this morning, and finally another big fool came!
He first glared at the civet cat orc who just reminded Roddy, and then said to Roddy: "Yes, yes, I just want to have a full meal, if I don't have a big appetite
I wouldn't ask for as much as 100 yuan, but I can't help it, I'm Thor, and the riser is naturally relatively large. "
God damn it, Thor has a big appetite by nature.
Are you Thor or a god of nothing?
Roddy almost laughed out loud.
But on the surface, Roddy nodded with a smile and said: "That's right, I also think you, a Thor, must eat more than us Common people."
"That's right! Brother, you understand me too well!"
Thor looked excited, but he was thinking in his heart that this was the first time he met such a stupid fool.
Stupider than those he's conned in the past!
at this time;
Roddy suddenly thrusts the bag in his hand to Thor.
"So I bought you twenty hot dogs, so many hot dogs should make you full?" Roddy said, "definitely, if you think it's not enough, I can buy you more, anyway Enough hot dogs!"
Thor, "???"
B,C.."
the previous second;
Everyone thought Roddy was a pure fool.
Even Thor thinks that the other party is the one with the lowest IQ among the fools he has fooled.
But the next second, when Roddy handed a big bag of hot dogs to Thor.
Looking at the steaming hot dogs stuffed in the bag, Thor was dumbfounded.
The civet cat orc who kindly reminded Roddy just now was also dumbfounded at Roddy's operation.
Big fool?
I'm afraid they are the big fools!
Is this a well-intentioned fool?
This is clearly a wilting fox!
"Too happy?" Roddy looked dumbfounded, and Thor, who didn't respond, directly took out a hot dog from the bag and stuffed it in his hand, "Eat it, I know you must be very excited now, but don't patronize Excited, let's take good care of our stomachs!"
"Eat, there are nineteen more here! Eat more!"
Roddy said with a smile, looking like a kind old man.
And Thor looks at the hot dog in his hand, then at the ones in the bag, then at Roddy.
Kind old man?
Are you afraid that you are not a living Hades from hell?
PS: The second one is here!!!.
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