r18novel Chapter 315 Your little dog has a lot of problems
Chapter 315 Your little dog has a lot of problems
Because he found something more interesting, Zhang Qiyuan suddenly lost interest in Wang Canghai. He started to sing: "Old Wang! Old Wang!! Old Wang who likes to take a bath!! Do you still remember Old Zhou?"
Well, when it comes to Lao Zhou, Lao Wang might not feel much.
Zhang Qiyuan adjusted his words: "Old Wang!! Your Wang family is going to be ruined!! The Zhang family is now thriving, and it will become bigger and stronger and reach a higher level!!"
Well, the wording is straightforward and direct. I like this one more than Lao Wang's! !
Then, in order to create a colorful atmosphere, Zhang Qiyuan played a lingering and sad funeral song with his suona.
"Tsk, if Xiao Hei were here, I would ask him to play Erquan Yingyue on his erhu." Zhang Qiyuan said with regret, "At this moment, in this scene, I should compose a poem..."
The poem hadn't even begun when there were rustling noises all around. Human-like terracotta figures walked towards them in an orderly manner, and in the sky, half-bird-like crows blocked out the sun.
The golden unicorn and the thunder unicorn flew into the air and quickly cleared all the birdmen in the sky.
On the ground, Zhang Qiyuan did not rush to attack. Instead, he let Wu Xiaogou sweep around with the gun, enjoying the pleasure of the invincible cyber weapon.
Wang Yueban was also a little envious. He looked at the light cannon on the ground and said, "Chairman, can I use this to satisfy my desire?"
Zhang Qiyuan waved his hand and said, "Play as you like."
Wang Yueban was so happy that he set off a cannon, but it turned out that the cannonball inside was real. After the explosion, the fireworks went up into the sky, and the three characters "Zhang Qilin" were dazzling and colorful...
Zhang Qilin stared at the familiar fireworks pattern in silence, without any ripples in his heart, as if the name glowing on it was not his name.
If you see it too much, you will not only get used to it, but also become numb.
But just because Zhang Qilin has no feelings doesn't mean Wang Canghai has no feelings.
Wang Canghai looked at Zhang Qilin's fireworks rising slowly in his territory. This was no different from pooping directly on his face, both were extremely insulting.
"Giggle cluck."
The moment Wang Canghai appeared, the whole city seemed to come alive, and all the half-human, half-beast creatures in the houses ran out. It was only at this time that everyone realized how many experiments Wang Canghai had done.
Things flying in the sky, crawling on the ground, swimming in the sea, things seen and not seen, are all grafted onto different parts of the human body.
There are grafted heads, wings, fish tails, tails, etc.
Zhang Qiyuan looked at this fresh material that was comparable to a science fiction disaster blockbuster. With the mentality that it could not be wasted, he took out the Zhang family's newly developed fully automatic 360-degree no-dead-angle camera ball and began filming frantically.
The first close-up shot was given to Wang Canghai.
Wang Canghai has retained his human form relatively completely, except that when he is angry, his tail will stand up.
Although Wang Canghai looks like a human, he cannot speak and his IQ has deteriorated severely, making him no different from a smarter monkey.
Zhang Qilin picked up his sword and took the initiative to fight against Wang Canghai.
The Zhang and Wang families have been entangled in a feud for centuries, and finally have an opportunity for a one-on-one duel.
It’s because the Zhang family couldn’t find the Wang family’s base.
I finally found a Wang Canghai, and I have to vent my anger on him.
Zhang Qiyuan released another shooting ball, focusing on filming this battle. This was great food material to go with meals, and it would be played on a loop on the big screen in the cafeteria in the future.
Wu Xiaogou released the 360,000-turn Gatling Buddha given to him by Zhang Qiyuan.
The Bodhisattva had a majestic appearance. When he appeared, Wang Yueban and Aning were both in a trance.
Wu Xiaogou excitedly pulled the trigger. He modified the lever so that it was less difficult to use.
Wang Yueban wanted to play too, and then it was Aning's turn...
After three times of the Bodhisattva's thirty-six transformations of physical salvation, the fake Beijing city that Wang Canghai had built at great expense was directly reduced to nothing, leaving no ruins.
Amid the flying dust, Wang Canghai seemed to have accumulated enough anger. He had been suppressed and was finally about to use his ultimate move.
Wang Canghai, wearing a dragon robe, roared, and the fiery red phoenix tattoo burst out with huge energy. This energy connected with the feng shui here, causing unexpected changes.
The scorched land looked bumpy. Zhang Qiyuan looked at the red totem patterns faintly emerging from the ground. The rising hot air set off an endless heat wave.
This level of heat is enough to burn a person directly, so everyone has to take off and escape from this boiling kettle.
Wu Xiaogou, who was sitting in the golden pot, squinted his eyes and observed: "Is this a red bird or a phoenix?"
Wang Yueban was so hot that he kept wiping his sweat. He took a moment to look at it and said, "Phoenix."
Aning, who had played with guns before, was obviously much more relaxed. She looked at the shadow of the huge red bird soaring in the sky and said with certainty, "The murderous aura of the Phoenix and the Vermillion Bird is stronger than this."
Wu Xiaogou agreed, "Yes, it is not very similar to the black bear."
Eh, that's not right.
Wu Xiaogou vaguely figured out some of the key points, such as why the Wang family used the Heixiazi family ancestral hall to suppress the rebellion, but he did not understand some details.
"Chairman, is there any connection between Suzaku and Phoenix?"
Zhang Qiyuan had just secretly put Wang Canghai into the space and was flying over with Zhang Qilin. When he heard what Wu Xiaogou said, he said without thinking: "There is no connection."
"If I must say, ah, they are all red?"
As soon as Wu Xiaogou heard it, he knew that the chairman had not thought about it, so he had to explain his guess in detail: "Hei Xiazi has a Suzaku tattoo, and Wang Canghai has a Phoenix tattoo. Is there anything between the two..."
Zhang Qiyuan glanced at Zhang Qilin: Your little dog has so many problems! !
Zhang Qilin pretended not to see it.
Zhang Qiyuan could only reluctantly explain: "Suzaku is a spirit born between heaven and earth, and Phoenix is an animal. That's how I see it."
As for why Wang Canghai wanted to build the Wang family to oppose the Zhang family?
In fact, Zhang Qiyuan felt that the Wang family came with a mission, and they seemed to want to break the mission that the Zhang family was carrying.
What two forces are represented behind the two parties’ missions?
Zhang Qiyuan didn't investigate further, because it was useless. He would just collect the world's will and renovate the bronze door into a talent transfer station...
Haha, haha, haha, I feel happy just thinking about it.
Wang Yueban finally felt a little calmer. He looked at the troubled Wu Xiaogou and said, "Don't think too much. Maybe Wang Canghai just can't tell the difference between the two."
"He probably just changed the Vermillion Bird into a Phoenix."
"That friend named Hei is really unlucky..."
Wu Xiaogou's mind was a mess now. There was too much information, like countless threads of wool, but he couldn't pull out the important threads.
"This is Qingqiu, shouldn't it be a fox tattoo?"
Ah, so complicated and confusing!!
Seeing that Wu Xiaogou's brain was about to overload, Zhang Qilin used his skillful technique to squeeze him unconscious in a lightning speed.
When they were almost at the exit, Zhang Qiyuan kindly woke up Wu Xiaogou to watch the beautiful art of the big flower explosion!!
Wu Xiaogou looked at the brilliant fireworks and said in a daze, "Did I just black out?"
Zhang Qiyuan said seriously, "You were so focused on your thinking that you didn't notice that we were about to leave."
Wu Xiaogou scratched his head, feeling a familiar sensation on the back of his neck: "Really?"
Zhang Qilin, who was not good at lying, took the lead and walked in front. He looked at the sky, the ground, and the front, but did not look at Wu Xiaogou.
Wang Yueban tried hard to control his facial expression, but he was gossiping like crazy in his heart.
Of course, Aning didn't escape either.
After all, silly little Wu is so much fun to tease!!
Hahaha, cherish the little Wu you have now.