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Chapter 373 Brother, my dear brother!!



Chapter 373 Brother, my dear brother!!

The Huodou ate the fire from the Fire Qilin with a roar, then swung its tail and spurted out flaming feces towards the Fire Qilin and Zhang Haike with its butt! !

Once the excrement got on them, they couldn't be shaken off. The temperature kept rising. Zhang Haike simply took off his coat and said to Wu Xiaogou, "The weapon refiners should like this."

Wu Xiaogou looked at Zhang Haike in a speechless state. He couldn't imagine this scene. The poop of Huodou was used to refine weapons. Oh my god, it was a good thing that Sister Baoer's kitchen knife was forged early...

The Huodou patted Wu Xiaogou's calf with its forked tail.

Wu Xiaogou looked at the Huodou who was taller than him when he stood up, and asked patiently: "What do you want to do?"

The evil spirit pricked up its ears and rushed out.

Wu Xiaogou was completely speechless. What was the difference between this and the dogs he raised at home? Go out and play! Isn’t this what going out and playing means?

Forget it, he has been walking the dog since he was a child.

However, this time, Wu Xiaogou did not expect that the Huotou was a guy who liked to spit fire anytime and anywhere. In the snowy and icy ground, a cluster of flames was burning on the calf-high snow.

The wudou also likes to steal the fire from other people's fireplaces...

Is this retribution for sending those huskies away? !

This is retribution!!

After that, Wu Xiaogou's place in Russia was often "accidentally" ignited by the Huo Dou. There was no other way, so Wu Xiaogou handed the Huo Dou over to the weapon refiner and changed it to a house that was not afraid of fire! !

Huodou fell in love with the weapon forging workshop. It could poop in the furnace at will, which was very comfortable! !

Yes, Feng Baobao came to watch and let this evil spirit be influenced by the dialect.

Wu Xiaogou no longer expected the divine beast to speak. He was afraid that this beast would speak in a hodgepodge of 36 languages! !

But Huodou is afraid of Zhang Qiyuan.

Because Zhang Qiyuan dragged its tail and threw it into the sea...

Huodou doesn't like water.

Zhang Qiyuan also gave Wu Xiaogou some bad advice: "You need to take Huodou to practice in the water more often. That's how Xiaoke was trained."

Huodou: Bah! Don't believe such rumors!

Wu Xiaogou was half-believing and half-doubting, so he asked Zhang Haike specifically and found out that it was true. Then Huodou didn't want to come out anymore, because Wu Xiaogou had recently fallen in love with taking baths and always carried a large bucket with him.

Wu Xiaogou's tattoo is difficult to deal with, and Wang Yueban's tattoo is no more to be mentioned. This glutton can really eat anything. If you don't eat something when you come out, you will definitely get a head cone.

Taotie's record: he ate up all the food of the Zhang family in one night.

Zhang Haike was so angry that he put a muzzle on the Taotie, but it was useless. The Taotie had many tricks and many mouths. It could grow countless mouths on its body...

Hearing that Taotie was so interesting, Zhang Qiyuan also came to watch the fun. He was not afraid of the little Taotie, as it was not a real Taotie.

Zhang Qiyuan directly put his hand into the mouth of the Taotie. After exploring for a while, his fingers stretched out from the other mouth: "Wow, little Taotie, is there a maze in your stomach?"

Taotie looked at the excited and happy Zhang Qiyuan and was so scared that he wanted to run away.

But Zhang Qiyuan grabbed Taotie and said, "Be good, I want to go in and play in the maze!!"

Taotie's limbs bounced up. Although it had a good appetite, it didn't eat everything!! Zhang Qiyuan couldn't digest what he ate...

Seeing Taotie begging desperately, and Wang Yueban also begging for a long time, Zhang Qiyuan could only compromise and let Ah Huan go in and take a look for him.

Then Taotie found out that he had been fooled!!

This black and white snake also has a good appetite. This bad snake stole all the delicious food in his stomach! !

Even the bad snake stole half of his heart.

Zhang Qiyuan pried open Ah Huan's mouth: "Spit out your little gluttonous heart! You are already so old, don't you know what you should eat and what you shouldn't eat? Huh? "

Ah Huan spat out half of her heart, and Taotie quickly opened its mouth and swallowed her heart, then quickly jumped back onto Wang Yueban's body, becoming a quiet and well-behaved tattoo.

This is Zhang Qilin’s fifth year as goalkeeper.

Wu Xiaogou became the person in charge of the Russian area. The gang in Changsha was gradually replaced by his own men, and the few children selected from the Zhang family orphanage were also able to get the job done slowly.

However, with the advent of the holographic and superpower era, social order has suffered an unprecedented impact.

The crime rate has been very high in the past few years, and gangs are now not just thugs hanging around the streets, but also robbers and hackers in the holographic world.

In order to curb non-human crimes, the world advocates a unified household registration system. No matter whether they are human or non-human, even the animals in Zhangjia Zoo, they all have to apply for ID cards.

Oh, and those giant dragons who like to sleep, and the mermaids in the ocean, all need ID cards.

This is the first generation of ID card in the new era, becoming the first link in the real-name system in the holographic world.

The financial system nearly collapsed, and the real economy, which was hit hard, almost dragged down the entire economy.

After drastic changes and transformations, there will be a long period of integration.

Summer of 2013.

Beijing city.

Wu Xiaogou seemed to have sensed something. He got off the plane and took a car to the gate of a school. There were still two hours before school was over.

Wu Xiaogou glanced at the time in the car, sat in the chair very patiently, and browsed today's hot search list. He was also thinking about how to compete with Zhang Haixiong and others for the territory in Central Asia.

Well, if that doesn't work, Australia is fine.

Being isolated overseas is the best time to stir up trouble!!

Zhang Xiaocan was driving today. The car was going a bit fast. It was like flying in the sky, but it always felt a bit bumpy.

Wu Xiaogou said to Zhang Xiaocan's twin brother Zhang Xiaoer: "When you get out of school, tell me, don't be like your brother, who has a brain twitch all day long!!"

Then Wu Xiaogou started playing games.

I was playing retro games, and there wasn't any gaming room here, so I could only play hand speed games.

Zhang Xiaocan was not convinced. He glanced at Wu Xiaogou and poked Zhang Xiaoer quietly: "Brother, what do you think the boss is doing here?"

The reason why Zhang Xiao'er was called this name was because his ears were naturally able to hear too many sounds, which led to his neurasthenia as a child.

The director of the orphanage followed the Zhang family's customs, just like Zhang Xiaojiong, with a junior name and a diseased part.

However, I later found out that this is not a disease!!

He wore a special device behind his ears that could block most sounds. Zhang Xiaoer looked at Zhang Xiaocan helplessly: "Why don't you get some sleep first."

I had wild thoughts and talked nonsense, and then was chased by the boss's evil spirit and spit fire, and finally I had bad luck for several days in a row! !

What kind of sadistic hobby is this?

When he was a child, his brother was almost kidnapped by human traffickers. If he hadn't dragged his brother to the nearby orphanage, they might not be alive today! !

He has such a hard life!!

I have this unreliable brother!!

Zhang Xiaocan's eyes lit up like light bulbs: "I think the boss is here to kidnap the students here..."

"Uh, brother, why didn't you say that the boss wanted to blow up this school?" Zhang Xiao'er continued to stare at the door, observing any movements nearby.

The boss’s whereabouts during his visit to Beijing were not kept secret very well.

Hey, I almost died on a plane before!!

The entire plane was filled with explosives!!

Hey, it’s because the boss has too many enemies! !

Obviously their boss is called Wu Xiao Fo Ye!!!

Zhang Xiaocan's words became more and more out of tune: "Tsk tsk, I think, maybe, he just comes here to date young people..."

Zhang Xiaoer rolled his eyes: "Brother, we are only twenty!!"

"So, old cows eat young grass!!"

"It's getting more and more outrageous!!"

"Anyway, I don't believe that our boss has been ascetic for so many years..."

Wu Xiaogou immediately released the evil spirit, opened his mouth wide and held Zhang Xiaocan's head. He yawned and said, "You've been spreading rumors and causing trouble all day long. This month's bonus is gone!!"

Zhang Xiaoer sighed deeply. This scene and this sentence seemed to happen several times every month.

After deducting the bonus, the commission will be deducted, and after deducting the commission, the basic salary will be deducted.

Finally, all the money was deducted, and the boss started to deduct his bonus!!

Brother, my dear brother!!

Can we two make some money this month? !


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