Starting from the Zhang family of the stolen pen to start the disco therapy

Chapter 382 I was almost led astray by the cunning Wu Xiaogou

Zhang Qilin could already feel the warmth of the welcome ceremony through the bronze door.

After all, the earth is shaking, and it's impossible to pretend not to feel it.

The giant pupil of the bronze door was annoyed by the noise, so he opened the door himself and pushed Zhang Qilin out.

Zhang Qilin touched the Ghost Seal in his pocket and thought, he opened the door? ? Huh? ?

Then Zhang Qiyuan was seen pointing a small rainbow at the bronze door, muttering something.

Zhang Qilin knew that this was a feud between Zhang Qiyuan and the Bronze Gate.

Zhang Qiyuan greeted Zhang Qilin as usual: "Little official, you are finally out. The little dog has been waiting anxiously. He has been planning this wedding for a long time..."

Then, before Zhang Qilin could say a word, Wu Xiaogou rushed forward fearlessly and covered Zhang Qiyuan's mouth.

Zhang Qiyuan threw Wu Xiaogou casually, and Wu Xiaogou flew into the sky. A big black and blue dog fell from the sky, one step faster than Zhang Qilin, and caught Wu Xiaogou who was dancing in the disco.

Before Zhang Qilin could grab Wu Xiaogou, he saw Wu Xiaogou scolding the evil spirit while catching the big black and blue dog all over the field...

Zhang Qilin released the Golden Qilin to beat up the evil spirit, then carried the evil spirit to the panting Wu Xiaogou. He looked at Wu Xiaogou, who seemed to have changed, yet seemed not to have changed.

Zhang Qilin, who had not spoken for a long time, opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, Wu Xiaogou hugged Zhang Qilin and threw the evil spirit aside.

"Welcome back, little brother. I missed you so much."

Zhang Qilin hugged Wu Xiaogou: "Yeah, I miss you too."

Before they could talk properly for a while, they heard a series of bangs, golden latte art fell from the sky, and the red bird held a flower basket and began to scatter flowers...

The whole audience was shouting, “Get married!!!!!!!!!”

"Eat the feast!!!!"

"I object!!!" This must be Xiao Zhang from the Zhang family!

"Give birth to ten children!!!" This person must be crazy!!!

……

Zhang Qiyuan cleared his throat and said in a loud voice: "Silence! What if you scare the two newcomers?!"

Zhang Haike reminded from the side: "Today is the welcoming ceremony for the clan leader."

Zhang Qiyuan suddenly realized that he had almost been misled by the scheming Wu Xiaogou. He raised the golden cannon calmly and said, "Now is the welcoming ceremony for the return of the clan leader. Let us pay tribute to Zhang Qilin with the highest etiquette..."

Zhang Qilin had a bad feeling in his heart, and then, as expected, he knelt down with his hair-raising finger raised, and shouted to welcome the return of the clan leader. This nightmare finally escalated! !

"run!"

At the command, Zhang Qilin pulled Wu Xiaogou and ran away.

Zhang Qiyuan shouted: "The game of hide and seek has officially begun! Whoever catches the clan leader will get his year-end bonus tenfold!!"

Zhang Qilin ran and wondered, why has the world outside become so crazy after staying in the door for ten years? ?

Is it the charm of the year-end bonus being increased tenfold? ?

Are those people who were screaming and chasing him really members of the Zhang family? ?

Black Glasses was waiting at the foot of the mountain. Seeing Zhang Qilin and Wu Xiaogou, he waved: "Come on, get in the car. Where do you want to go?"

Zhang Qilin looked at the car that looked like a tank fighter and took a step back.

The man with black glasses saw what Zhang Qilin meant and explained, "Everyone drives this kind of car now. Just follow the crowd."

Zhang Qilin didn't believe it.

Wu Xiaogou nodded: "Yes, the old cars have become antique cars, which are very expensive. No one drives antique cars on the street."

antique?

Zhang Qilin was a little dazed. He climbed into the car, feeling confused. Ten years, ten years!

Wu Xiaogou asked Black Glasses to open the navigation system: "Can we drive directly to Wushanju?"

Seeing Wu Xiaogou ordering people around rudely, the man with black glasses started the car and said, "It's not going to work. We can't get there."

Wu Xiaogou adjusted the seat for Zhang Qilin, then opened the small refrigerator with ease and gave Zhang Qilin an Alpine ice cream: "The nearest station..."

"Uh, I suddenly thought of something." Wu Xiaogou tore open the ice cream packaging, "Brother, it seems that you haven't applied for a new ID card yet."

The man with black glasses also reacted: "Really? Let's go to the police station to apply for an ID card? Oh, no, the mute's ID card is overseas..."

have to! !

The mute is also a noble crown prince!!

As for him, he is the personal attendant of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!!

It was the first time that Wu Xiaogou knew that the young man’s ID card was actually overseas: “Young man, how did you get an overseas ID card?”

The man with black glasses replied, "For those in our industry, it is easier to have a foreign friend identity."

Wu Xiaogou nodded: "Let's go to the nearest Qilin Hotel."

The man with black glasses glanced at Zhang Qilin in the rearview mirror. This guy didn't worry about anything. He responded, then stepped on the accelerator and drove to the Qilin Hotel.

Then Zhang Qilin saw the scrolling advertisements on the 3D big screen of Qilin Hotel. There was a line of words on each advertisement, warmly congratulating the head of the Zhang family for his successful return from retreat!!!

Zhang Qilin pulled up his hood without a second thought, out of sight, out of mind. He was no longer the head of the Zhang family, he was Zhang Wei!!

Yes, he is Zhang Wei!!

When you walk into the hotel and check in, it is usually unmanned. The navigation is done by a robot named Ruhua. It scans Zhang Qilin's facial information and immediately starts setting off fireworks above its head.

Zhang Qilin pulled Wu Xiaogou and swiped the card into the room, and then saw a round metal balloon rising outside the window? ?

It exploded with a bang!!

There was a loud bang in the sky, and Zhang Qilin made a brilliant appearance! !

Familiar taste, familiar recipe...

Wu Xiaogou looked at Zhang Qilin's expression of despair and couldn't help laughing: "The chairman has also prepared a party for you. There are several programs arranged by him personally."

Zhang Qilin sat on the sofa and began to explore the high-tech coffee table in front of him. He raised his head and asked, "When?"

Wu Xiaogou answered with a resounding voice: "Always be prepared!!"

Zhang Qilin pressed the button to boil water. After the water boiled, a robotic arm suddenly appeared under the coffee table. Zhang Qilin was so shocked that he immediately took out the thermal weapon in his pocket.

Wu Xiaogou quickly explained: "This is a robotic arm, don't be nervous, brother, it will make tea for you."

However, when Wu Xiaogou looked at Zhang Qilin holding the gun, he suddenly felt a little dazed.

Zhang Qilin kicked the gun back: "Guarding the door is boring."

So you just concentrate on playing with guns?

Wu Xiaogou was in a trance, and then he just watched Zhang Qilin perform a fifteen-second disassembly and assembly of the gun in his hand...

Is this a peacock spreading its tail?

Wu Xiaogou couldn't help but applaud: "Brother is really awesome!"

After this, the past ten years seemed to have disappeared in an instant. Wu Xiaogou took the tea from Zhang Qilin and asked, "Brother, did you write a lot of diaries?"

Zhang Qilin raised his eyes: "Yeah." At first it was because of amnesia, but later he felt that these were precious memories, and he didn't want to forget any of the people or things he met.

In the end, this became a way for Zhang Qilin to touch this world.

Wu Xiaogou said in a complaining tone: "The chairman wouldn't let me read it. He would rather let me read his own diary."

"Don't!" Zhang Qilin said firmly and without hesitation, "Don't read his diary!!"

Zhang Qilin was lucky enough to have seen it once when he was a child. A teenager actually wrote several methods of attacking the Zhang family's land in his diary, as well as a lot of nonsense...

As for now, Zhang Qiyuan has traveled around the world for who knows how many times. Zhang Qilin can imagine that he must have already written various strategies for conquering the world, both conservative and offensive...

Moreover, Zhang Qiyuan also likes to write a diary of observing humans, and non-humans as well, such as the black bear in the back mountain of the clan land...

Combined with Zhang Qiyuan's sharp comments, this is not a diary, but a cult book full of Zhang Qiyuan's thoughts? ?

Wu Xiaogou's eyes widened slightly: "Why..." Halfway through the question, Wu Xiaogou suddenly had an epiphany! !

So, Wu Xiaogou raised his hand and promised: "I won't read the chairman's diary!!"

But when can he see the younger brother's diary? !