Weird story about rules: My second personality is Funina

Chapter 117

The zombie ghost was sure that the person wearing the monster costume in front of him must be a living person

! He took two steps forward and was about to walk

to Lin Yuan's side, "Wait!

Please stay away from me!"

Lin Yuan watched

the zombie ghost approach him, and immediately waved the monster "claw" to drive away the zombie ghost

, "Hehe, you know that you are exposed, so you want to stay away from me?

Don't you think it's too late?"

When the zombie ghost heard Lin Yuan's

words, he thought maliciously in his heart

, of course he wouldn't listen

to Lin Yuan's words, not only would he not stay away

, but he also quickened his pace

, he couldn't wait to suck Lin Yuan's essence!"

"No, brother,

don't you know that you have a big smell on your body?

It's very rude, you know?" Lin

Yuan saw that the zombie ghost not only did not stop

, but also sped up his pace, and his

tone was a little unhappy,

"What's

the smell

?

"Some smells are indeed normal

, but what the hell is the smell of unwashed stinky socks on your body that have been fermented in a jar for several years?

Could it be that you still have a few pairs of unwashed stinky

socks on you?" Lin Yuan frowned,

"What am I doing with stinky socks on a zombie?"

the zombie ghost retorted.

"Since you don't have stinky socks on you,

why do you smell of stinky socks?"

Lin Yuan looked at the zombie ghost suspiciously.

"You fucking ate the stinky socks, who has nothing to do to eat the stinky socks!" The

zombie ghost said angrily when he heard Lin Yuan start to slander himself

.

"Ding-aura +200

" "You really didn't eat stinky socks?" Lin Yuan smelled the smell of the zombie ghost and

looked at him suspiciously

, "Are you sick?

I said that I am a zombie

, isn't it normal for some smells on zombies

! I don't eat stinky socks at all, I only eat living people!".

The zombie ghost's forehead was bruised, and he admitted that there was some smell on his body

, but you can't slander me and say that I eat stinky socks! Even a ghost will not eat stinky socks

no matter how heavy his mouth is

!"Ding-aura +250

" "Wait!"

Lin Yuan scolded

again, "What's wrong again?"

The

zombie ghost was a little impatient,

"Didn't you say you wanted to be friends with me

, I don't think you seem to have any cleaning skills, I'm

going to be a good person today and

help you spray some air fresheners."

Lin Yuan took down the black backpack with two demon wings on his back

, and took out a bottle

of air freshener from it, "Why do I want to spray this thing when I have nothing to do?"

The zombie ghost didn't know what the air freshener was, and

looked at the jar in Lin Yuan's hand suspiciously

, "This is a good thing,

as long as you spray this thing

,." The unpleasant smell on your body will be lessened, and

people will be more willing to come near you.

Lin Yuan said.

"Would you prefer to be close to me

, wouldn't that be more popular with the living?" the

zombie ghost asked, with some emotion.

"Of course

, if you smell good,

there will be living people willing to come near you.

Lin Yuan said with a smile.

"Of course, the premise is that your appearance is not as terrifying as it is now...... Lin

Yuan thought in his heart

, even if your smell becomes good,

can you still look handsome

......

? "Alright then, you spray me a little. The

zombie ghost said eagerly.

"Okay, you put your head down.

Lin Yuan shook it twice, signaling the zombie ghost to lower his head, "Lower your head?"

The zombie ghost was a little puzzled

, but he expected that Lin Yuan would not dare to play any tricks

, so he still lowered his head

, and then Lin Yuan aimed the nozzle of the air freshener at the nostrils of the zombie ghost, and

sprayed it twice,

"Ahh

The zombie ghost involuntarily sneezed a few times

, "What are you doing here?!"

The zombie ghost stared at Lin Yuan angrily

, "This thing is sprayed like this

, do you smell the smell on your body now

?" Lin Yuan said without panic at all

, "Really?"

The zombie ghost was a little skeptical,

although he had never seen an air freshener

But he

shook his nose and sniffed, and

he found that it seemed to smell better

!"This thing seems to really work!"

said the zombie ghost with a little excitement.

"yes, I'm a good thing!" Lin

Yuan said with a smile.

"Aren't you talking nonsense

, I spray air freshener into your nostrils, you

can't smell a good smell before you can ghost!"

Lin Yuan thought in his heart.

"Wait

, I think something is wrong

, you just sprayed it into my nostrils

, no matter what

, I can smell this smell, right

?" The zombie ghost stared at Lin Yuan with some strange looks at this time

, "You actually found it?"

Lin Yuan looked at the zombie ghost in surprise,

he didn't expect this old zombie to be stupid!"

You're treating me like an idiot, aren't you?

Although I have lived for hundreds of

years, I have not yet reached the point of Alzheimer's!" Seeing

Lin Yuan admit it, the

zombie ghost suddenly became angry

, "Ding-aura +300" "

I thought that zombies would be a little funny after living for hundreds of years, but

I didn't expect it to be quite ......

." Lin Yuan just wanted to test whether this old zombie who had lived for hundreds of years would have a brain problem, but

he didn't expect it to be similar to ...... ordinary ghosts

"Okay, boy

, don't try to divert your attention!

I know you're a living person, if you think you can survive by being smart

, then you're wrong!" The

zombie ghost saw that Lin Yuan had been playing with him as an idiot,

and his heart became more and more angry,

"Why do you think I'm a living person?"

Lin

Yuan asked unhurriedly at this time.

"Hmph, you're still quibbling

, if you're not a living person, you

can eat the food of a living person here with relish?"

the zombie ghost sneered.

"Which eye did you see that I ate the food of a living person?"

Lin Yuan continued.

"I saw it in both eyes, and I saw

you putting food in...... Put it

in ......" The zombie ghost pointed at

Lin Yuan's mouth, and just wanted to say that he

saw Lin Yuan put food in his mouth, but he looked at Lin Yuan's monster hood and was stunned

, he only saw Lin Yuan stuffing food into the hood, but

he didn't see Lin Yuan really stuffing food into his mouth ......

"Then

say, what did you see?

You saw me

eating the food of a living person? Why can't I just pretend to be eating the food of a living person to trick other living people into believing that I am a living person?"

Lin Yuan stared at

the zombie ghost with a smile, "This ......"

When the zombie ghost heard Lin Yuan say this, it

seemed that there was really a certain amount of truth

Thinking of this

, the zombie ghost was shaken by Lin Yuan in front of him wearing a monster costume, and

he didn't know if Lin Yuan was a living ......person

"Ding-Aura +200".