r18novel Chapter 287
Chapter 287
This year's high school league is hot, very hot!
On the first day, all the major entries have been trending. According to the popularity, the ranking is as follows:
#Sky-fallen Overlord Fox Seven
#Xu Jinbai appears in Liuheng
#Fox Seven Twin Rabbits advance
#The King-level Beast Pet is so terrifying
#Xu Jinbai sweet greetings
#"Help Post: What should I do if my college classmate wants to smell my fart after ten years of not seeing each other?"
#Alice Stadium Demolition Expert
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At home, at the dining table. Fox Seven was looking at his phone while his eyes twitched.
This time, she seemed to be too much!
I flipped through the highest-ranked posts on the Internet. The protagonist of the article, although her name is her, doesn't look like her.
In the article, she is a man of both literary and military skills, and has a way to control beasts. The enemy is wiped out in a casual conversation. No matter what accidents she faces, she is unfathomable and confident. She is simply inhuman!
Let’s look at this description again——
[At the edge of the ring, everyone saw Kitsune Shichi looking over calmly. Her eyes slowly swept over the pet that was about to lose, and her eyes revealed a sharp insight into everything.
“Referee! I apply for a suspension of the game.”
She spoke, squinting her eyes slightly, and the barely perceptible arc at the corner of her mouth seemed to be mocking, and seemed to be saying ‘don’t worry’, as if everything in the world was under her control.
Everyone held their breath!
Because Kitsune Shichi obviously hadn’t finished speaking yet, and there was still half a sentence in her mouth!
She said: “The pet advances!”]
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Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck!
Kitsune Shichi was stunned. Was she so awesome at the time? It seems not? So who wrote this paragraph? How should she contact the author to reward him?
In fact, those strategic arrangements were all coincidences. The evolution of Xieyang was a coincidence, and the temporary call of Karachi was also a coincidence, which was not planned in advance...
"How embarrassing..."
Of course, she said no, no, no, but in her heart, Kitsune Shichi still... Anyway, she ended up saying no but being upright, her hand trembled, and she clicked on a new rainbow fart.
[...Any clues could not escape her cold eyes. In those eyes, three parts were cold, three parts were arrogant, plus three parts were murderous, and one part was vaguely disdainful...]
? ? ?
Kitsune Shichi was silent. Fortunately, there were no outsiders at home, so she didn't have to pretend, so she closed her eyes and relaxed, pinched her temples, and then slowly opened her eyes again...
This article is not good! Pass, pass, pass!
Clicking on the next article, Hu Shiqi only glanced at it and felt a myocardial infarction——
[…The boy pursed his lips slightly and put the phone to his ear. The moment the call was connected, his eyes lit up instantly, like the twinkling stars in the night sky, full of tenderness and love…]
Could this be…Xu Jinbai? ! !
Author! Open your eyes wide and wake up! The eldest son of the Xu family is not such a white flower!
“Hu…Hold on, you must hold on!”
Hu Shiqi exhaled fiercely. This feeling of reading her own scandals was really a bit weird, but she couldn’t stop... It was like flipping through a black history. She frowned and looked down awkwardly...
The more she read, the more she wanted to stay away from Xu Jinbai...
“I have to say, this brother is really popular.”
After sighing, Hu Shiqi casually clicked on the article “Help Post: What should I do if my college classmate wants to smell my fart after ten years of not seeing each other”, ready to read some funny articles to change her mood.
But after just one glance, she realized something was wrong!
How come her name is also in this article?
"No way, can this be related to me?!"
Kitsune Shichi was shocked and almost despaired of this unreasonable world, but she took a closer look at the article - Yeah? Can it be like this?
"Ten Years of No See" is a post for help.
The protagonist of the article, a man, is an alien special police officer. According to him, his classmate, XXX, was haunted by a ghost because he talked about a popular champion of a high school league online. In order to save his life, XXX must fulfill his oath - stand upside down and smell his roommate's fart.
This [roommate], it doesn't matter who it is, junior high school, high school, elementary school, university, any roommate will do. But XXX is not popular, all roommates have lost contact, even if he begs for mercy, there is no fart to smell.
The final result is that the curse cannot be solved, and he can only be hospitalized... Although he didn't die, he was entangled by the curse, his neck broke dozens of times, and he has now suffered a mental breakdown.
Because this matter was too bizarre, the hospital tried every means to find the author of the article, just to seek the fart of breaking the curse.
The author of the article thought it was outrageous, so he wrote a short essay about his experience and posted it online, asking netizens whether he should go back for this matter...
At the end of the article, the author of the article also left a sentence:
[Are there any colleagues working in the Blue Star Hospital system who would like to know if this matter is related to me?Zhi? Can you help me confirm the authenticity of the news? I feel this is a scam. 】
Hot Comment 1: At least a thousand-year-old ghost! Emperor level!
Hot Comment 2: Do you dare to swear on your head?
Hot Comment 3: Toxic fans are too scary... Don't talk about that person online in the future, the devil has come, and the ghosts and demons have revived!
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Fox Shichi: "…"
——Old man on the subway looking at his phone jpg.
It's too crazy, this world has gone crazy.
Not far away, Crusoe was directing the robot to chop vegetables "clang clang clang", and there was a "meh~" sound in the kitchen.
Fox Shichi looked at the living room again.
In the living room, Karachi was sorting out the five secret realms taken out from the Holy Lord's treasury, going in and out from time to time, and the power of space was constantly fluctuating.
"Are there any living people in the secret realm?"
Fox Shichi asked loudly across the air.
"No, I found a sea of holy light deep in the green secret realm, which can be used for Crush's cultivation."
Karachi answered, and fixed the secret realm in Crush's fish tank, like a furry green algae.
ps. Of course the game was won. Karachi ended the game with [Death Blood Prison], and also treated the opponent's wounds (and psychological trauma), and ended the game very calmly.
"Mee mee mee~"
Soon, Crush appeared, it jumped onto the table, and triumphantly commanded the robot to serve the masterpiece.
Crush was very proud, this was the shrimp head and shrimp thread that it handled by itself, and it also adjusted the temperature and seasoning. To round it off, this dish was made by it!
That's right, the dish served on the table was a dish that Fox Seven had been thinking about for a long time - braised alien red shrimp!
Under the warm light, the big red shrimp, which looked like a lobster, was U-shaped and shiny and tempting.
Kitsuneya Nana instantly...returned to the classroom in her dream.
She was hungry every day, and she couldn't understand the lessons at all, so she could only drool over the attractive body of the teacher, the big red shrimp...
Hungry, hungry, hungry! The more she took that class, the hungrier she got!
——Now that things have come to this, let's forget about the name of the demon king and eat first!
"Great, Susu, delicious!!!"
Cruzou: "Meh~( ´▽` )!"