Chapter 22 The Plan of Ma'am Fakman
Chapter 22 The Plan of Ma'am Fakman
A round, black head, a coat, and his signature monocle—
"Without a doubt, you are a ruthless pirate."
"How do you look like a pirate? Holy crap!"
Hearing Qin Wuying address him as a pirate, the man called pirate seemed a little angry.
"Isn't that right? Then you must be Mama's Fuck Man."
Qin Wuying continued to deliver nonsensical attacks with a blank expression.
"What kind of hero?" The man put his hand to his ear, unable to believe that someone would name someone like that.
"Alright, Nick Fury, what are you trying to do?"
Seeing that the man had no sense of humor at this moment, Qin Wuying had no choice but to reveal his true identity.
"How the hell do you know who I am?"
Even though the other person said his name correctly, Nick Fury wasn't happy at all; instead, his face was full of confusion.
"Don't worry about that, I have plenty of methods and strength." Qin Wuying calmly locked the door, walked into the kitchen, and poured himself a cup of hot coffee.
Without a doubt, they're here because of Agent Coulson.
After all, they've made things so difficult for the members of S.H.I.E.L.D. As director, Nick Fury is now here to get revenge.
"Hey, can you stop ignoring me? I'm thirsty too."
Seeing Qin Wuying drinking his coffee without a care, Nick Fury felt a surge of anger.
To create an air of mystery, he sneaked in before the end of the workday and stood by the floor-to-ceiling window.
However, Qin Wuying was working overtime today, so he stood there for two hours for nothing.
"Here you go! The cup is in the kitchen, find it yourself."
Qin Wuying picked up a tea bag from the coffee table and casually tossed it behind him.
"Do you know I'm Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.? How dare you be so rude to me?"
Seeing Qin Wuying's nonchalant attitude, Nick Fury had no choice but to swallow his anger and get some hot water for her to soak in.
Anyone else with that kind of arrogance would have been riddled with bullets long ago.
But Qin Wuying, who possessed important intelligence and powerful magic, was not worried about his personal safety at all.
"Oh, I forgot to mention, please have a seat."
"How come you're even less likable than one of the rich kids I know?"
Nick Fury plopped down on the sofa and couldn't help but let out an "Oh," clearly exhausted.
As for the "young master" Fury mentioned, Qin Wuying guessed it was Tony Stark.
However, he doesn't plan to bring it up for the time being.
He was more curious to know what the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. wanted to see him about.
"Let me be frank, why did you lay a hand on my men?"
His opening remarks were aggressive, clearly indicating Fury's dissatisfaction.
"They broke the rules and threatened me, so I had to teach them a lesson," Qin Wuying shrugged.
"Forget it, let's just say they brought it on themselves."
Fury pulled a document from inside his jacket and placed it between the two men.
"I am formally inviting you to join S.H.I.E.L.D."
"No interest," Qin Wuying replied outright.
If he had to choose a faction, he would prefer Kamar-Taj.
Besides that, he almost never wanted to take sides with anyone.
"Don't you want to hear what the benefits are?"
"In no mood."
"You son of a bitch..."
Fury was about to swear, but he forced himself to hold back.
I really don't understand how anyone could so readily refuse a great organization like S.H.I.E.L.D., which offers excellent benefits and offers exciting and engaging work.
"Listen, about the Skrulls."
A few seconds later, Nick Fury decided to bring up another topic that Qin Wuying was interested in.
"Hmm, how is it?"
"Can you leave this to me? You all don't need to worry about it."
"What?! You dare make such a request?!"
Qin Wuying almost spat out the coffee she had just drunk.
If you hadn't been so close to and indulgent towards the Skrulls, the secret invasion wouldn't have happened.
Moreover, judging from the degree of distortion and chaos in this world, the situation may be even more serious than imagined.
However… Qin Wuying had a sudden inspiration.
"If you can provide a list of Skrulls within Stark Industries, I'll consider making a deal with you."
Nick Fury's eyes widened, thinking to himself that this kid was really asking for an exorbitant amount.
"Mr. Qin, let me make this clear: my principle is equivalent exchange."
"I know. Give me the list, and I'll help you find Tony Stark and persuade him to join the Avengers."
"That sounds tempting... Wait! Holy crap! How do you know about the Avengers?!"
The name of a top-secret file that only exists on a personal hard drive has now been revealed by an outsider.
Seeing Fury's reaction, Qin Wuying knew that his guess was correct.
At this point in time, Iron Man was still missing, let alone the formation of the Avengers.
Nick Fury must be very anxious; he needs a superhero team to fight off all sorts of external threats.
"I'm a sorcerer, mind reading isn't that easy for me!"
"Okay, that makes sense. Do you really think you can find Tony?"
"I'm the Deputy Chief of Security at Stark Industries, how could I not find him?"
Qin Wuying proudly announced his position.
The two then discussed the various details of the collaboration until both were satisfied.
"Oh dear, let's check if the Book of Speth has been updated."
Qin Wuying chuckled to himself as he studied the latest page of the position-swapping spell.
He had no mind-reading abilities whatsoever; it was all just a trick to fool Nick Fury, and to his surprise, the man actually believed it.
Fortunately, Fury didn't test him, otherwise things would have been a bit troublesome.
"I am you, and you are me."
Silently reciting the key points written in the book, Qin Wuying stared at the teddy bear on the bed.
"Change!"
A flash of blue light appeared, and the little bear stood on the floor in the same position Qin Wuying had just been in.
Qin Wuying, like the little bear from before, lay on the headboard.
For some reason, Qin Wuying always felt that the magic book written by Davist was as if it were tailor-made for him.
They often provide exactly what they need.
After a brief practice session, he inserted the USB drive that Fury had left behind into the computer.
Clicking on one of the tables will bring up a dense list of names and job titles.
I couldn't sleep that night.
"Miss, I've tidied it up for you."
The next morning, Qin Wuying, who had just arrived at the company, handed the list of people who needed to be dismissed to Lucy.
As promised by Nick Fury, these Skrulls will be sent to a centralized settlement before being repatriated to space.
"Hmm..." Lucy blinked and reached out to poke Qin Wuying's face.
"Whoa! What are you doing!" Qin Wuying was startled.
"You keep telling me to get some rest, but you still have those dark circles under your eyes."
"It's all because of working late into the night."
Qin Wuying never expected that coming to another world would mean having to work overtime so often.
"Would you mind working overtime a bit more?"
The next second, Lucy uttered a hellish request.
Lucy grabbed Qin Wuying's tie, making him bend down.
"I have intelligence that Obadiah Stanislav, a member of the board of directors, seems to have connections with the Ten Rings. Go and investigate."
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