I'm really not the god of time.

Chapter 75 Please kill the god for me

Zhang Lingyun nodded and said:

"Can I kill you now?"

The fraudster generously stated:

"Yes, this is a real blessing. But I'm very curious now, what did that woman offer you that made you risk everything to kill me?"

Zhang Lingyun hesitated for a moment.

The fraudster immediately added:

"Look, I'm almost dead, but I've still managed to tell you such an interesting story. You should satisfy my curiosity too."

This con artist is really good at psychology and very good at persuading others.

Zhang Lingyun felt that what he said made some sense, so he briefly described what had just happened.

The fraudster looked utterly shocked upon hearing this.

"I think you're the fraudster. There's no such thing as magic that can trade abstract things."

Zhang Lingyun smiled and said:

"Just treat this as a story. Now, can you die?"

The fraudster immediately added:

"Wait a minute, although I don't know if your story is true or not, I'm willing to believe it is."

Because if it's true, I can have one wish fulfilled before I die.

Zhang Lingyun was stunned for a moment.

This person seems really shrewd; they really know how to seize every opportunity.

Although the conman was very weak, his eyes were gleaming as he said:

"Let's make a deal, then you kill me, and we can complete both deals at the same time."

Zhang Lingyun thought about it and agreed, then asked:

"So how do you want to trade?"

"Like that witch, I'll give you my experience and lifespan."

Zhang Lingyun nodded.

Judging from this conman's appearance, he probably doesn't have much time left to live, but his experience is quite valuable.

"So what is your wish?"

"I want you to take care of two people for me."

It's another desire to take care of people!

Zhang Lingyun suddenly realized that the more skilled someone is, the more regrets they have in life.

Moreover, such regrets often stem from feeling guilty towards one's loved ones.

Musicians are like this, and so are con artists.

He secretly reminded himself never to be like them, and to treat those around him well while he was alive.

Zhang Lingyun nodded and said:

"Tell me their detailed information."

The conman thought for a moment, then said with some sadness:

"The first person is my beloved woman, Ding Wanrou; the second person is my daughter, Ding Shuangshuang."

Zhang Lingyun's pupils dilated suddenly.

Ding Shuangshuang was also stunned, and her body trembled involuntarily.

Zhang Lingyun instinctively put his arm around her waist.

After a brief silence, Zhang Lingyun said:

"I'm afraid I can't grant you this wish. Please choose another one."

The conman, somewhat puzzled, asked:

Why?

Zhang Lingyun replied:

"Because I had already promised to take care of them, mother and daughter, your wish has been fulfilled."

A twisted expression suddenly appeared on the conman's usually gentle and refined face.

"What do you mean by that? You're not having an affair with my wife, are you?"

Zhang Lingyun thought for a moment and asked:

"How long have you been locked up here? Do you even know how old your daughter is?"

The conman shook his head:

"I guess it's time for him to start elementary school."

"I see you have completely lost your sense of time. Your daughter is already a junior in college."

"What?!"

Zhang Lingyun pushed Ding Shuangshuang forward.

"If you weren't lying, then this is your daughter."

Upon hearing this, the fraudster's expression changed drastically.

The medical instruments attached to his body beeped and emitted various alarms.

Zhang Lingyun glanced at the heart rate monitor and found it to be as chaotic as a seismograph.

The con artist lost his composure and asked with trembling lips:

"Shuangshuang, you're so big already?"

Ding Shuangshuang looked at the unfamiliar man in front of her.

Although I know he is my father, I just can't bring myself to say those two words.

Finally, she simply nodded slightly.

The conman asked again urgently:

"How is your mother?"

Ding Shuangshuang glanced at Zhang Lingyun and said:

"I made a deal with him, and my mother has recovered her health."

The conman immediately relaxed and couldn't help but chuckle.

"I never thought that someone as inherently bad as me would receive a sliver of good fortune before I die."

Zhang Lingyun then added:

Let's continue our previous topic.

The con artist nodded and said:

"You're quite an extraordinary young man. I only deceived God, but I feel that you will achieve even greater things in the future. You might even be able to kill God."

Zhang Lingyun urged again:

"Let's try to avoid posting too many sentimental comments. Someone will probably find this place soon, so we need to hurry."

The conman smiled, with his usual elegance.

"Young man, don't be impatient. I'm your father-in-law, so you should speak more politely."

These words made Ding Shuangshuang a little shy.

Zhang Lingyun wanted to roll his eyes. This guy really lived up to his reputation as a con artist. Even when he was about to die, he still couldn't be serious.

But the fraudster's next request shocked him.

"How about this, you kill the god for me, that's my last wish."

Upon hearing this, Ding Shuangshuang quickly waved her hand to stop her:

"This wish is too dangerous; we absolutely cannot grant it."

Teacher Qi smiled and said jokingly:

"I haven't even had a chance to enjoy the warmth of my little darling before she's already turning against me."

But after thinking about it, Zhang Lingyun also felt it was too dangerous:

"This wish is too big; the deal probably won't go through."

The con artist, however, remained calm and said:

"I haven't finished speaking yet; I don't set a time limit for this wish."

Zhang Lingyun frowned, then suddenly realized.

A con artist is a con artist after all; he even tries to cheat on contracts.

If we look at his wishes in context...

In other words, he wanted Zhang Lingyun to kill the god, but he wouldn't set a time limit.

If that's the case, then Zhang Lingyun will never be found to have violated the contract.

Seeing Zhang Lingyun's expression, and realizing he understood his intentions, the conman explained further:

"If you want to protect my wife and daughters, it's inevitable that you'll have to oppose the [God's Kingdom Organization]. So, asking you to kill God is just a side effect of my wish."

This is also a small restriction on you, to prevent you from being bewitched by the gods and joining their ranks.

Zhang Lingyun shook his head and said:

"I have a long-standing grudge against the Kingdom of God organization, and there is no way I will side with their god."

The conman smiled and said:

That would be best.

However, when Zhang Lingyun tried to complete the transaction, he found that the conditions still could not be met.

He examined the [Awakening Card] again and raised another question:

"Your desire to kill gods is clearly too great; what you've given is far from enough. If you want to make a deal, you must continue to increase your stake."