r18novel Chapter 83 is all a routine
Chapter 83 is all a routine
Shu Hua made a peace sign with her fingers, placed it under her chin, and looked thoughtful. Then she grinned at Xiao Lu and said, "I think..."
Shu Hua deliberately dragged out the sound, and saw that Xiao Lu looked expectant, which was quite cute.
However, Shu Hua's breath control was insufficient, so she dragged out the sound for a few seconds, which didn't quite create suspense. "I think it's good to fight on our own, hahahahahaha."
Feeling tricked, the little deer shouted angrily, "Shu Hua!"
At this moment, Feng Yin followed up a beat later, "Then let's fight our own battles."
Little Deer: ……
Destroy it all, that's it!
Shu Hua had already finished laughing, but Feng Yin's timely follow-up made her laugh again.
Feng Yin saw Shu Hua smiling happily, and although she didn't know why, she smiled slightly in response.
This livestreamer, Shuhua, is quite lively.
Today's PK match between the juniors went quite well, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
He's not very good at PvP, and now he can only rely on his juniors to carry him.
Fortunately, the few times I've played so far have gone smoothly, and at least I haven't caused any inconvenience to my juniors.
The minority must submit to the majority; the deer was unwilling but had no choice but to accept its fate.
Ah, such a beautiful thigh, just like that, gone.
Seeing Xiaolu's dejected expression, Xianyin's voice carried a hint of schadenfreude, "Okay, my senior is new to PK gameplay, so let's compete in the regular overall rankings, okay?"
Shu made an OK sign, though she wasn't really good at it.
The overall leaderboard is the one she's most familiar with, and it's where she can basically guarantee a win.
The little deer nodded weakly, without clinging to any leg.
Since we can't win anyway, let Shu Hua win. That way, she can have something to say about the punishment.
If it were Tsurune, she would be dead again.
Xiao Lu felt a little distressed thinking about how she had been punished by Xianyin to sing twice recently.
Fans often tease her about this, and even her real-life friends watch clips of her singing.
It's so embarrassing, it's a disgrace to the real world.
She hadn't thought much of it before, but being told she was off-key and tone-deaf became a problem after a while.
The awkwardness of social death has been delayed.
However, every time she sings, it's very entertaining.
Xiao Lu was also very conflicted, constantly switching between gaining popularity and feeling awkward.
Once the competition format was decided, everyone went silent and began campaigning for votes.
Shu Hua then saw the comments and was pleasantly surprised, "So you guys missed my singing that much?"
I just listened to a song today and thought it was pretty good. How about I sing you a bit of it for this minute?
"They can even sing the chorus!"
Shu Hua cleared her throat, looking like she was really about to show off her singing voice.
The comments section is going crazy!
[Shut up, you little devil! We were wrong, okay?!]
[Quick! Does anyone have a mute button?! My headphones are about to kill themselves!]
Please, have mercy! Last time you sang "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," my dog called the police overnight!
[Retract! Retract immediately! Who posted that comment? Retract it right now!!!]
[That traitor who promotes singing! Throw him out and sacrifice him to the heavens!! Please, with boundless power, silence Huazai's singing!!]
[Sing! I love listening to it! It's a new song... I'm so excited... (gets covered and dragged away)]
[If I've listened to everything, can I apply for workers' compensation?]
[Please, leave the equipment alone! The microphone is crying out in electronic music!]
[“Xianyun Yehe” gave away 10 “Carnival” (50000 Audio Coins) in the live stream “Wandering Dreamers Through the Painting Realm”]
[The streamer "Floating Life Like a Dream" gifted 10 "Brilliant Galaxy" (50000 Audio Coins) to the live streamer "Dream Walker Who Travels Through the Painting Realm"]
[“Black Cleaver Shard” sent “Hot Air Balloon” (999 Sound Coins) x100...x300...x500 to the “Dream Walker Who Travels Through the Painting Realm” live stream.]
[The streamer "Floating Life Like a Dream" sent "Hot Air Balloons" (999 audio coins) x100...x300...x500 to the live streamer "Dream Walker Who Travels Through the Painting Realm"]
[“Xianyun Yehe” sent “Hot Air Balloons” (999 Audio Coins) x100...x300...x500 in the live stream room “Wandering Dreamers Through the Painting Realm”]
Shu Hua was genuinely searching for the audio source, but then she saw the live stream suddenly flooded with hot air balloons, making it almost impossible to read the comments.
Moreover, when there were many hot air balloons, a sound effect even popped up.
This makes it difficult for Shu Hua to play audio sources.
Shu Hua: "Who is it that has so many hot air balloons? Turn them off quickly!"
Why does this one have a sound? None of the previous gifts had this feature.
[Black Cleaver Shard: You're welcome!]
[Idle Clouds and Wild Cranes: Impressive, no wonder you watch live streams regularly.]
[Idle Clouds and Wild Cranes: @FloatingLifeLikeADream, you watch this all the time, how come you didn't know there was this trick?]
[Life is Like a Dream: I've been staying here lately. It looks like there's room for new features to be implemented here?]
[Life is but a dream: I'm not familiar with many of the new gifts.]
[Idle Clouds and Wild Cranes: That's true.]
In Shuhua's live stream, all you have to do is shower her with the most expensive gifts.
This opportunity to smash gifts is even rarer.
There's really no motivation to learn about new features or new gifts.
[Long live Black Cleaver! My ears are safe! This save was priceless!]
[Thanks to Black Cleaver for saving my life! Painter's singing is a nuclear weapon, and Big Brother's hot air balloon is a bomb shelter!]
[Black Cleaver is the best! The hot air balloon sound effect is heavenly! It's a million times better than Hua Zai's singing!]
[Hahahaha! Black Cleaver's precise strike! He sealed away the painter's ear-piercing voice with a hot air balloon sound effect!]
[Hilarious! Black Cutter Bro is keeping his work hidden! Quietly protecting everyone's eardrum health!]
[Science time! Guys, pay attention! This is the new hot air balloon sound effect on the Music Platform! Sending 100 hot air balloons at once will trigger this wind chime effect!]
That's right! And the platform is incredibly thoughtful (and cunning)! To make it easier for users to trigger the sound effects, they've added a limit to the number of hot air balloons that can be gifted at once, a maximum of 100! This way, it won't tire your hands out clicking!
[Yes, yes, yes! Before, sending 999 hot air balloons required dozens of clicks, but now it's 100 at a time, and clicking 10 times triggers 10 sound effects! I give this platform optimization a perfect score!]
Wait a minute, why give such a cheap gift like a hot air balloon special effects? Why not the much more expensive ones like the Carnival and the Heart of the Universe? Has the platform lost its mind?
[The person upstairs is too naive! Of course it's to boost consumption, you idiot! The big spenders will still give expensive gifts, but adding special effects to inexpensive gifts will attract more small and medium-sized fans and those who want to try out special effects to flood the market with hot air balloons!]
[The truth is out! Platform: Special effects? We'll arrange them! But we'll only give them the best value for money! Do you understand the principle of low profit margins and high volume? Do you understand the power of boosting sales volume?]
[The platform's designers understand psychology! Just 100 hot air balloons can trigger full-screen effects and sound effects—the sense of accomplishment! The sense of participation! It's way more satisfying than just clicking on a single carnival!]
[But if you actually do the math, 100 hot air balloons would be enough for two carnivals, but the emotional value is different! I give this wave of consumption stimulation a thumbs up!]
[The kid's completely bewildered look is hilarious!]
[Drawer: I was all ready, where did this broken balloon come from!]
So the new gift feature is just for making a sound? But I have to say, the wind chime is actually quite soothing, a million times more soothing than the painting's singing!
[It's not just about hearing a noise; it's about interrupting dangerous behavior (like a streamer singing)!]
[What kind of dangerous behavior is this?! The drawing boy's singing isn't even... it shouldn't be this dangerous... right?]
[The reward for drawing this is that I'll give you a solo concert! (picking nose)]
[Yes, it is indeed a dangerous act (be good, please let me go)]
The scoring ended in one minute, and unsurprisingly, Shu Hua was in first place, while the scores of the other three were not much different.
Meanwhile, on Shu Hua's side, the balloon effects weren't even over yet.
Little Deer spoke first, "Drawing Treasure, what do we do during the process?"
The little deer asked, and the stringed instrument and the wind chime waited together.
But after waiting a few seconds, I still didn't hear Shu Hua's voice.
All three of them were puzzled for a moment.
Little Deer: "Hua Bao, Hua Bao, calling Hua Bao, are you still there?"
I just blinked, so I don't think I've lost connection. Why aren't you saying anything?
Did I disconnect? Xianyin, Xianyin, can you hear me?
Xianyin: "Yes, it seems there's a temporary problem with Shuhua's side, right? The video looks smooth."
Feng Yin nodded in agreement, indicating that he saw the same thing.
The little deer's eyes darted around, and she smiled with a hint of slyness. "Then let's wait and see. Anyway, it's Hua Bao's problem, not our fault for trying to avoid punishment."
As if suddenly realizing something, Xianyin praised, "Little Deer, I didn't expect you to be so clever today."
Feng Yin gave a thumbs up.
Little Deer didn't like hearing that and immediately bristled, "What do you mean 'today'? I'm smart every single day, okay?!"
As for Shu Hua, she could hear the three people's voices, but she was already exasperated by the balloon effects.
Shu Hua looked utterly dejected and didn't really want to talk.
The three of them chatted on and off for two minutes before that damned balloon effect finally ended.
But Shu Hua has now accumulated too much merit and no longer has the worldly desire to punish people.
Shu Hua looked at the three of them with a kind expression, lowered her voice deliberately, and spoke very slowly, emphasizing each word, "Today, let's consider it a welfare event for getting to know new friends."
"Then, no, punishment."
Looking at the painting, Xiao Lu instinctively reached out to check if the child had a fever.
Only after reaching out did I realize that the person was not in front of me.
She asked worriedly, "Hua Bao, what's wrong?"
"If you get sick, should I call 120 for you?"
Xuan Yin also looked worried. "Yes, besides suddenly stuttering, do you have any other symptoms?"
Feng Yin opened his mouth, hesitated, and after a few seconds of struggle, slowly opened his mouth, "Junior, I don't think she stutters."
Although she spoke a little slowly, her words were clear and she did not repeat herself.
Could it be insufficient blood supply to the brain?
So, she didn't have enough breath to speak a long sentence in one breath?
Xianyin actually considered Fengyin's words, "Senior is right."
[Haha, help! Is Xiao Lu really going to call 120?]
[That "clever" from the string melody cracked me up! The little deer instantly bristled!]
[Brother Fengyin!! My God! He's analyzing the patient's condition so seriously! He even mentioned "insufficient blood supply to the brain"!]
[Wind Whisper Master: Let me see these pathological features... Hmm, it's insufficient blood supply to the brain (seriously pushes up glasses.jpg)]
[Pfft, Tsurune even nodded in agreement! Do you three have to be so serious?!]
If I remember correctly, wasn't Feng Yin a music conservatory student? How come he's seeing a doctor now?
It's alright. Medicine and music have always been intertwined; both can be used for treatment.
Is this correct?
[Right, anyway, Huazai seems pretty abnormal, so they're at least a little right.]
[Rounding down means the illness is cured!]
Who taught you to round up and down like that?!
[Drawing a little kid? What's wrong, little kid? Did you get kidnapped by a balloon? Blink!]
[The little guy did blink a few times! But I didn't see any signs of kidnapping.]
[Report: Based on the on-site investigation, kidnapping has been ruled out.]
[He must have been stunned by that sudden attack from the wind chimes! His ears are pregnant and his brain has stopped working.]
[Got it, special effects side effects! The artist's soul left his body from the noise, and he's slowly rebooting now...]
[Hahaha, so is this imitating the lingering sound of wind chimes in slow motion?]
[Wouldn't this be considered letting Huazai experience the pain we felt when we were attacked by her singing before?]
[Hmm, not that pleasant to the ear!]
Hmm...not quite that comfortable!
"...It's not that expensive!"
[Although I don't know why they used this way to express speechlessness, I'm certain: the kid isn't sick! He's just being mischievous!]
"No more punishment..." That tone, really, it's like seeing the Buddha's smile as he holds up a flower...
Putting everything else aside, I just truly saw the golden light of merit emanating from the painting.
[Hua Zai: Tired, weary, disillusioned with the world. What's the point of PK battles, what's the point of punishments? They're all illusions...]
[The host has entered a period of deep concentration; please do not disturb.]
[Merit +1! The painter spared everyone, Buddha has mercy!]
[How bizarre! This thought process is truly bizarre! Is the stress response after being bombarded by special effects an epiphany?]
[I suggest that Fengyin (the author) further analyze the clinical manifestations of "insufficient blood supply to the brain due to sudden enlightenment" (just kidding)]
[I have an idea: have two music experts sing the Wooden Fish Song live for the character Huazai. It seems like a perfect fit.]
What is that?
[There's this song too?]
[Strings and Wind Whispers: We don't learn music to sing this stuff!]
[Yes, yes, it was when electronic wooden fish were popular for a while that someone wrote a song about it.]
Don't tell me, I've heard it too, it's just catchy!
[Listened to +1. Listen to it during meditation. If you can overcome this allure, it means you've truly entered a meditative state!]
If those two keep talking, they'll really start to develop a whole host of ailments in her.
This time, Shu Hua spoke normally, "I'm not sick, oops, I'm fine."
I was just stunned by some special effects, and now my head is spinning; I can't think of anything interesting that happened.
Little Deer: "Hua Bao, Hua Bao, look how worried I was about you just now."
Since you can't figure it out, how about I do it? Just give me your authorization.
Upon hearing Xiaolu's words, Xianyin quickly spoke up, "Xiaolu, if you say that..."
My senior and I were very worried, and we started analyzing the patient's condition!
Feng Yin: "Junior is right!"