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【soon.】
The next day has arrived.
[Slow Sheep once again put Happy Sheep on the IQ test.]
[Machine: "What are the different forms of matter?"]
[Pleasant Goat: "Solid, liquid, gas..."]
[Machine: What is the speed of light?]
[Pleasant Goat: "Three hundred thousand kilometers per second."]
[Machine: "How many processes are involved in the release of atomic energy?"]
[Pleasant Goat: "Two types, nuclear fusion and nuclear fission."]
[Machine: "Your IQ has surpassed its limits..."]
[Pleasant Goat: "And what's your IQ?"]
[Machine: "How much...how much..."]
【"boom!"】
The machine exploded the next second.
"330" ["Great, Happy Sheep! Your intelligence has surpassed the new record in Sheep Village!" Slow Sheep cheered excitedly.]
"Village Chief, something terrible has happened! Gray Wolf is here again!" shouted Boiling Sheep.
"What?! Then hurry up and prepare the cannons to drive him out!" Slow Sheep exclaimed.
【...】
[At Yangcun Square.]
Lazy Sheep, Boiling Sheep, and Warm Sheep are making bombs for the cannon.
[Pleasant Goat: "Based on the ratio of charcoal, saltpeter, and sulfur, the cannon will explode in half a second."]
As his voice faded.
The cannon did indeed explode.
The three sheep were fried until they were completely blackened.
"The cannon failed to be made, so... what should we do now?" Mei Yangyang panicked.
"It's just a stupid wolf, why are you all so panicked?" Pleasant Goat said with ease.
【...】
[Outside the gate of Sheep Village.]
At this moment, Grey Wolf, holding a torch, confidently said...
"With invincible cannons at my disposal, even the most fortified gates cannot stop this great king!"
Just as he was about to light the cannon fuse...
The gates of Sheep Village suddenly opened.
"Mr. Grey Wolf, welcome to the Sheep Village."
[Pleasant Goat sits in a chair, a broad smile on his face.]
"Welcome, welcome, a warm welcome!"
The sheep echoed this sentiment.
They even set off fireworks to celebrate.
Seeing this, Grey Wolf was stunned.
"These little lambs are too cunning; there must be a trap inside," Grey Wolf pondered.
[Pleasant Goat: "Mr. Big Bad Wolf, since you've come all this way, why don't you come in and have a look around?"]
"No, let's talk about it another day. I'm busy hunting birds."
Grey Wolf throws away the torch he's holding.
Then they aimed the cannon at the birds high in the sky.
"Based on the principles of chemistry and physics, in three seconds, Grey Wolf will be subjected to a fierce attack!" Pleasant Goat said slowly and deliberately.
[All I saw was...]
[A small bird high in the sky outside Sheep Village.]
[Suddenly, he picked up the torch that Grey Wolf had thrown to the ground.]
Then the cannon's fuse was lit.
【"boom!!!"】
An explosion rang out, and Grey Wolf was blasted away.
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"……what?"
"According to the energy conversion principles of physics, thunder and rain will occur in three seconds."
"Based on the ratio of charcoal, saltpeter, and sulfur, the cannon will explode in half a second."
"Based on the principles of chemistry and physics, in three seconds, Grey Wolf will be subjected to a fierce attack."
"This...this is no longer the simple 'intelligence enhancement' we previously understood, is it?"
"This is essentially 'predicting the future'."
"No, that's not right."
"This is even more terrifying than 'predicting the future'."
"He did more than just 'foresee' the future."
"It's more like the 'future' of this world will proactively 'evolve' according to what he says."
"This is simply... the kind of 'words become law' that we've only ever seen in the most outrageous online novels."
Looking at the sky above, at the sheep that seemed to be a god, accurately predicting everything that was about to happen, Hachiman Hikigaya wore an expression filled with absurdity and utter shock.
"……Yes."
"His wisdom has reached such a level that he can observe and calculate the smallest 'causal' relationships between all things in the world."
"That's why he can, like now, act like an omniscient and omnipotent 'god' and precisely control everyone's fate."
Even Yukino Yukinoshita's usually cold and rational face was filled with deep awe for this higher-dimensional being that had completely transcended human wisdom.
"Wow……"
"Amazing."
"Then...doesn't that mean that Pleasant Goat is now the most powerful person in that world?"
"It feels even more invincible than the previous Grey Wolf's 'soul leaving the body'."
Yui Yuigahama revealed an expression filled with pure surprise and admiration.
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“…Fuck.”
"This one named Pleasant Goat..."
"He...he just drank a bottle of medicine that looked suspicious."
"Has his intelligence already reached a level sufficient to accurately 'predict the future'?"
"Look at his last move."
"Even the little birds in the sky might pick up a torch from the ground and use it to light the fuse of that cannon—it's all so full of coincidences and absurdities."
"He can predict it so accurately in advance?"
"This...this is even more unreasonable than Wang Ye's so-called 'end of the art' Feng Hou Qi Men."
Zhang Chulan looked at the sky, revealing an expression filled with extreme shock and a hint of... insane jealousy.
"……Do not."
"That is not simply 'predicting the future'."
"That is a more advanced, purely computational power that we cannot understand at all."
"After he drank that potion, his brain evolved into a terrifying supercomputer capable of calculating all the 'variables' of the entire world in an instant."
"So in the face of his calculation ability, which is comparable to that of a 'god'."
"Whether it's the change in weather, the explosion of the bomb, or that, Grey Wolf, all his stupid actions from now on."
"They were all just simple math problems whose final answers he had already calculated in advance."
"Faced with such an opponent, the Big Bad Wolf really had absolutely no chance of winning."
"He is no match for Pleasant Goat at all."
Wang Ye's face also showed an unprecedented solemnity as he looked at the calm and collected Pleasant Goat on the screen.
[The Big Bad Wolf was blown away.]
They quickly and secretly infiltrated the sheep village.
He leaned against the wall next to the gate of the sheep village.
[They took out a bugging device and began eavesdropping.]
[He eventually learned...]
[Pleasant Goat did this because he drank it.]
[A 'brain-boosting' potion that increases intelligence a hundredfold—that's why it's so powerful.]
[After receiving this news.]
[Grey Wolf quickly went home and started tinkering with his invention.]
【soon.】
[And so they created a potion that could increase intelligence a hundredfold!]
【soon.】
[After Grey Wolf drank the potion.]
They then invaded the sheep village once again.
Seeing this, the sheep all picked up their weapons and prepared to fight.
[Grey Wolf: "Pleasant Goat, this time I won't lose to you again!"]
[Pleasant Goat: "Everyone, get out of the way! According to the movement of celestial bodies, in three seconds, Big Bad Wolf's body will be compressed!"]
"Boom!!!"
A huge meteorite could be seen high in the sky.
It slammed towards Grey Wolf in an instant.
[But Grey Wolf, who was hit by the meteorite, was almost completely unharmed!]
"Pleasant Goat, don't be so smug. According to the Earth's crustal movement, you'll get hit in the butt in three seconds!"
【"one!"】
【"two!"】
【"three!"】
When he counted to three...
[The ground beneath Pleasant Goat.]