r18novel Chapter 20 Louis Xian
Chapter 20 Louis Xian
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Hu Yifei, who had just returned from outside, glanced at the living room and noticed that only Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu were whispering to each other. She asked, "Where's Zeng Xiaoxian? I haven't seen him all morning."
"have no idea."
Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu shook their heads at the same time.
Lu Zhanbo glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian's room and frowned, saying, "It seems Teacher Zeng hasn't come out of his room at all?"
Lin Wanyu asked nervously, "Oh? Is something wrong?"
Hu Yifei pursed her lips, sat down on the sofa, and said, "Tch, what could possibly happen? He's a night owl, he hosts a late-night program that airs in the early hours of the morning, and it's common for him to sleep until the afternoon."
Lu Zhanbo slowly shifted his position, wincing in pain, and guessed, "I guess it's related to the fact that I trained too hard yesterday and my whole body is sore."
Hu Yifei said disdainfully, "You're in so much pain after just one day of exercise? I might as well give you both foreign names, like 'Two Cowards'!"
Lu Zhanbo: "..."
At the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian groggily opened his eyes. He vaguely heard Hu Yifei's voice, struggled to get out of bed, and gasped in pain.
"If anyone ever makes me train again, I'll definitely raise my hands in scorn!"
Zeng Xiaoxian even showed his pain mask.
This tangy flavor is really hard to bear.
He subconsciously picked up the green hat from the counter and put it on his head, then limped out of the room, leaning against the wall for support.
"What 'Nov' or 'Nov' stuff, Hu Yifei, are you talking about me behind my back again?"
Upon hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's voice, Hu Yifei turned her head and was immediately stunned by his outrageous attire.
Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo were also stunned and stood there.
Zeng Xiaoxian was wearing a green shirt and overalls, had a big beard, and wore a green hat marked with an "L" on his head!
"A green Mario?!"
Lu Zhanbo was extremely surprised.
Lin Wanyu, her heart pounding with girlish delight, exclaimed, "So cute!"
Lu Zhanbo glanced at Lin Wanyu.
Are you sure it's...cute?
"Pfft~ Hahaha, green hat! Hahaha..." Hu Yifei pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and laughed so hard she almost fell over.
She didn't notice anything else, but she did see the green hat on Zeng Xiaoxian's head.
Zeng Xiaoxian's heart tightened, and he stammered, "What green? Green hat! I've never worn a green hat! Hu Yifei, don't make false accusations!"
Oh no, has it been revealed that I've been cheated on?
Hu Yifei, laughing heartily, walked to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, put her arm around his shoulder, and smiled as she touched Zeng Xiaoxian's distinctive little mustache.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, this outfit... suits you really well, especially that green hat on your head, it's the perfect finishing touch, it really complements you!"
Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu chuckled to themselves.
A green hat on his head?
Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback, then reached out and grabbed the green hat off his head.
"Damn it! Who is this, playing such a silly prank? Hu Yifei, did you do this?" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Hu Yifei's arm away and glared at her angrily.
"What did I do?"
Hu Yifei glared back defiantly.
Zeng Xiaoxian angrily accused, "You must have cheated on me while I was sleeping!"
"What are you talking about? I didn't say that." Hu Yifei denied it outright.
Zeng Xiaoxian stared at her suspiciously, asking doubtfully, "Who else but you would be so bored?"
"Damn it! Who are you calling boring!"
Hu Yifei was displeased and clenched her fists with a strong sense of threat.
crunch...
Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands in front of him, his expression fierce but his voice weak, and said, "A gentleman uses words, not fists. I'm warning you, don't come any closer!"
"Oh really? But... I'm a woman, not a gentleman." Hu Yifei slowly approached Zeng Xiaoxian, her sinister smile becoming more and more obvious.
"Hahaha! That's hilarious! If you were a woman, there wouldn't be any men in the world!"
After making his sarcastic remarks, Zeng Xiaoxian turned and ran away, his practiced movements making people feel sorry for him.
"You bastard Zeng!"
Enraged, Hu Yifei chased after him, baring her teeth and brandishing her claws.
boom--
Zeng Xiaoxian hid back in his room and locked all the locks on the door at a speed of seven locks per second.
Hu Yifei pounded on the door.
"Zeng Xiaoxian! Come out here if you dare!"
Zeng Xiaoxian blocked the doorway with his body and said defiantly, "Hmph! You think I'd just leave because you tell me to? Wouldn't that make me lose face?"
"If you're so capable, then hide inside forever and never come out!" Hu Yifei threatened bluntly.
Zeng Xiaoxian remained defiant, saying, "I'm not going out, what can you do about it?"
"You're such a coward! No wonder you're all green!" Hu Yifei started her personal attack when she saw that Zeng Xiaoxian wouldn't come out no matter what.
Zeng Xiaoxian retorted, "Then I'm still better than you, you heartless, perverted tomboy!"
bang bang bang-
Hu Yifei was furious and nearly smashed the door to pieces.
Zeng Xiaoxian's voice came from inside: "Stop knocking, no one's home!"
Lin Wanyu, who had taken in everything, said in a daze, "Feifei seems a little irritable."
Lu Zhanbo chuckled twice.
More than just a little...
Didn't you see she almost smashed the door to pieces?
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3602.
"Finally done!"
Chen Meijia clapped her hands and walked out of the room.
Glancing at Lu Ziqiao who was still tidying up the room, Chen Meijia leaned against the doorframe and said sarcastically, "Oh, Young Master Lu, you really are moving? Did you bring your whole house here?"
Chen Meijia picked up a dirty piece of cloth and said sarcastically, "You really know how to live frugally, you even brought a rag?"
Lu Ziqiao straightened up, supporting his back, glanced at it, and said, "That's not a rag, it's my underwear from '86!"
"Eek~"
Chen Meijia disgustedly threw it on the ground.
"Hey! That's disgusting! Keeping underwear that's been there for so long, do you think you're brewing wine?"
"What do you know? I'm just being nostalgic!"
Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes, picked up his 86 underwear, smelled it, and then deliberately showed a look of enjoyment.
"This is the taste, I'll never forget it, it's the taste of youth~"
"Ugh~ Ugh~~"
Chen Meijia gagged, disgusted by Lu Ziqiao.
"Well, you can pack up now. I won't bother you anymore. I'm going to visit some neighbors upstairs and downstairs, catch up with everyone!"
Chen Meijia disappeared in a flash.
"cut!"
Lu Ziqiao snorted and continued tidying up the house.
You think I can't handle you?
Meanwhile, Martin, back in his room, was preparing to change his clothes.
After all, this classic color scheme is just too eye-catching.
When he opened the wardrobe, he was completely horrified.
Well, all the clothes inside were red tops and overalls, plus a few red hats.
He finally understood why Mario always dressed the same way...
"Never mind, I'll study this yellow square instead."
Martin abandoned the idea of changing clothes and started thinking about power-enhancing items.
"These yellow blocks feel solid, so how do the mushrooms come out of them?" Martin scratched his head, completely baffled.
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