Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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The wreckage of the motorhome in the fountain has disappeared, replaced by a brand-new "Flying Motorhome Monument" with the inscription "In memory of Mondstadt's first supersonic vehicle" on the base.

All the windows shattered by the shockwave were replaced with explosion-proof ones, and the four members' signatures were printed on the glass.

Mondstadt crowd: "..."

Klee, who had just emerged from the confinement cell, rubbed her eyes. "Captain Jean, are you seeing things?"

Jean: "...No, Klee, I saw it too."

Lisa's spellbook fell to the ground with a "thud": "This doesn't conform to elemental mechanics..."

Wendy chuckled dryly, "Haha, as expected of technology from another world..."

(Thinking to myself: This is even more outrageous than my divine power!)

Diluc stood at the tavern entrance, his wine glass slowly slipping from his hand.

The sound of shattering glass woke him up.

"...I must have drunk too much."

He rubbed his temples, turned, and staggered into the tavern. "Charles, give me a cup of hangover tea..."

Charles silently served the tea, muttering, "Sir, you're drinking grape juice today...and you don't drink alcohol..."

Diluc: "..."

On the other side, Rosalyn had already taken out her communicator, but after thinking about it, she put it down.

After all, only the doctor could find out the truth about this, but she didn't want to see that madman.

—From then on, Mondstadt had a new rule:

"Whenever a construction team from out of town appears, all citizens, please close your eyes for five minutes."

Chapter 13: Mount Tai is pressing down on us!

Commander Jean stood at the entrance of the Knights of Favonius headquarters, trying her best to maintain a professional smile.

"Please rest assured, citizens, the... uh, 'accident' that just happened has been properly handled."

Her voice trembled slightly, and out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the brand-new "Flying RV Monument" in the square, causing her lips to twitch involuntarily.

The Mondstadt crowd exchanged bewildered glances. A child raised his hand and asked, "Chairwoman, will those Hilichurl uncles come back?"

"they are not……"

Qin took a deep breath.

"They are special...foreign guests."

Inside the Deer Hunter Restaurant

"Two servings of honey-glazed carrot and pork stir-fry, please."

Ying buried her face behind the menu, trying to block out the outside world's gaze.

Paimon floated on her seat, swinging her little feet: "Traveler, aren't we being a bit too disloyal?"

Do you want to go back and see them leading a group of elderly people in square dancing?

Ying peeked out the window from the edge of the menu—in the distance, Qingyu was directing several people to form a "Welcome to Mondstadt" formation.

Sarah hesitated as she served the food, then said, "Um... what's that self-service dessert station by the door...?"

"Was it those four guys who did it?"

Ying keenly sensed the problem.

"They said it was some kind of 'exchange of food culture from another world'..."

Sarah wiped her sweat.

"But that fire-breathing chocolate fountain has already burned three tablecloths..."

fluorescent:"……"

Paimon: "..."

West Wind Cathedral Medical Room

"Yura, are you alright?"

Amber gently pushed open the ward door.

The Wave Knight was sitting on the bed with his knees drawn up to his chest, his once dashing blue hair hanging limply.

Hearing the noise, she slowly raised her head, the light in her eyes gone: "Amber... I was actually attacked by a Hilichurl..."

Amber's bunny ears twitched: "Actually, they're not ordinary Hilichurls! Look at this—"

She pulled out a "family photo" of the four of them and Dvalin, saying, "This photo was taken this morning when Gu Qian was helping Dvalin with his treatment..."

Dvalin squinted comfortably (rolling his eyes in pain).

Gu Qian holding a giant cupping device

Er Kang is painting the dragon's claws with nail polish.

Qingyu held up a sign that read "Five-star service rating".

Yura: "......"

Her worldview is collapsing at a visible speed.

A gentle breeze blows in front of the West Wind Church.

Wendy's fingertips danced across the strings, and a melodious tune drifted across the empty square.

His eyes were closed, a faint smile playing on his lips, as if he had already anticipated something.

"Barbatos, the god of wind, you've walked right into our trap."

Rosalyn walked slowly with the lightning mage and the debt collector, her high heels clicking crisply on the ground.

Her red lips curled slightly, and a dangerous glint flashed in her eyes.

Wendy stopped playing and opened her emerald green eyes: "No, actually, it was you who walked right into the trap~"

Why do you think I would dare to wait for you alone?

Rosalyn's expression froze, and she suddenly felt a darkness above her head.

She looked up suddenly—

"A meteorite fell from Mount Tai!!!"

The seven-meter-tall Gu Qian descended from the sky, striking Rosalin with tremendous force.

"boom--!!!"

The ground shook violently, and the shockwave sent the Thunderfire Sorcerer and the Debt Collector flying. The two spun three and a half times in the air before crashing heavily to the ground.

Gu Qian slowly got up, revealing Rosalin, who had been crushed into a piece of paper beneath him.

That beautiful face was now flattened into an anime style, and its mosquito coil-shaped eyes were still spinning.

"Was that... a bit too harsh?"

Wendy poked the paper doll with concern.

"Don't worry."

Gu Qian patted his chest.

"I have never run someone over."

At that moment, the lightning mage and the debt collector rushed over, stumbling and scrambling: "My Lord Executor!!"

The two of them hurriedly lifted Rosalyn off the ground and shook her a couple of times like shaking a blanket.

Surprisingly, Rosalyn slowly regained her three-dimensional form, though her eyes remained unfocused.

"Wait! Take this!"

Wendy suddenly threw a chess piece that was flashing with a blue light.

The debt collector caught it instinctively.

"The Heart of God is yours, you're welcome~"

Wendy waved with a smile.

"Remember to buy some supplements for Miss Rosalyn!"

The next second, sparks suddenly appeared beneath the feet of the Thunderfire Sorcerer and the Debt Collector. The two of them carried Rosalind and ran away at a speed that broke the sound barrier, raising an exaggerated sandstorm behind them, looking like three deserters riding on wheels of fire.

Wendy stared in disbelief at the suddenly empty street, then looked up at Gu Qian sitting next to her: "Can your abilities... still be contagious?"

Gu Qian scratched his head: "I don't know, probably not. I just thought they could run like that."

Wendy: "......"

Fools' Secret Base - Medical Room

Rosalyn held her forehead and slowly opened her eyes, her vision still a little blurry.

She felt a dull ache all over her body, as if she had been crushed by something.

"What's wrong with me... what happened?"

She frowned and asked, her voice tinged with confusion.

Seeing that she had woken up, the lightning mage beside her quickly stepped forward and carefully handed her a glass of water: "Madam, you're awake? We... have obtained the Heart of God."

"Heart of God?"

Rosalyn was taken aback, her gaze falling on the chess piece on the table that emitted a faint blue light, her expression gradually freezing.

"...How did you get it?"

The Thunderfire Sorcerer swallowed hard, cold sweat beading on his forehead: "This..."

Rosalyn's voice was as cold as ice.

The Thunderfire Sorcerer took a deep breath and forced a smile, saying, "You... were smashed flat by a seven-meter-tall Thunder King, and then Barbatos threw the Heart of God at us..."