Genshin Impact: My roommate and I became funny Hilichurls

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The usually dignified first Thor was now acting like a spoiled child.

"For the past three days, I've been sleeping in until I naturally wake up every day. The official documents are automatically approved, and even the tricolor dumplings are delivered to my hands on time!"

She hugged him tighter.

"If you're leaving, pack me in your suitcase and take me with you!"

Lei covered his face and explained in a low voice, "My sister used to be... a bit lazy in politics..."

"That's called knowing people and assigning them to suitable positions!"

Raiden turned around and glared at his sister, then looked up at Guilliman pitifully.

"Look how great Inazuma is now! The streets are clean! The economy is recovering! Even Nobushige has switched to delivering food!"

She suddenly lowered her voice and said.

"How about... I appoint you as the God of Thunder?"

"Absolutely not!"

The Ultra Warriors unanimously objected.

Gage went even further, bringing up a projection of the Imperial Constitution: "Primarch, according to Article 37 of the Macragge Basic Law..."

Guilliman sighed and took an exquisite metal box from his waist: "This is the terminal for the government AI 'Heart of Macragge,' which I made according to my own habits. It can handle 90% of routine tasks."

He paused. "The remaining 10%..."

"Let Shadow do it!"

Raiden snatched the box and instantly transformed back into the elegant Thor.

"My little sister should exercise more!"

Lei Movie: "???"

With a flash of blue light, Guilliman and the twenty Ultra Warriors gradually blurred, eventually returning to the chessboard as exquisite chess pieces.

Lightning swiftly grabbed the Primarch chess piece and stuffed it into his pocket, as if afraid someone would snatch it away.

The four didn't care; they had already made arrangements so that Guilliman and his group wouldn't show up unless absolutely necessary.

"The Fasting Palace—!"

She stormed into Narukami Shrine and dragged Kitsune-no-miya out of bed while he was secretly eating fried tofu.

"Stop pretending to be asleep! I know you can go a month without sleeping!"

"Oh my, you're so grown up!"

Fox Palace tried to cover its face with its tail.

"I'm just recovering my strength..."

"Restore my ass!"

Lightning simply carried the person on his shoulder.

"If I don't finish approving these documents today, I'll have your secret of stealing imperial wine five hundred years ago engraved on the Thousand-Handed, Hundred-Eyed God statue!"

On the other side, Yae no Miko was sneaking away through the side door when she was suddenly struck in the tail by a bolt of lightning.

"Where do you want to go, Divine Child?"

Lei Yingdian stood on the rooftop, holding the naginata that the four-man team had repaired, his eyes gleaming with a dangerous light.

"Shouldn't you try out the 'Light Novel Tax Law' you proposed last time?"

General Thunder was alright; she was assigned to monitor the stragglers.

The young executive officer watched the piles of official documents drifting past the window and silently reinforced the locks on the solitary confinement cell three more times.

“My dear sister, tell me…”

The stragglers swallowed hard.

"Are they really swimming in a sea of ​​documents?"

The young general nodded gleefully: "The real master said that anyone who dares to slack off will be sent to mine with Kujo Takayuki."

Meanwhile, inside the government office of the castle tower, the holographic projection of the Heart of Macragge was operating at full speed.

This super AI processes documents at a rate of three hundred per second, with a constant mechanical voice emanating from it:

The Agreement on Trade in Offshore Islands has been approved.

The quarterly budget for the three commissions has been optimized.

[Anomaly detected: Yae no Miko's secret sweets fund has been automatically deducted as a penalty]

Raiden was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes: "Lord Guilliman even considered this..."

Suddenly, the AI's alarm sounded:

[Urgent matter detected: Lord Raiden's act of hiding Primitive Chess Pieces violates the "Chess Piece Sharing Regulations"]

[Disciplinary Action: Punishment by copying the "Inazuma Civil Servant Code of Conduct" three times]

Fox Palace tried to slip away, but Raiden grabbed him, saying, "We'll die together!"

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The sea breeze, carrying cherry blossom petals, swept across the plaza in front of the castle tower. The four of them stared blankly at the magical scene before them—

General Raiden was using his naginata as a clothesline, hanging it with numerous official documents covered in annotations; Yae no Miko, in her fox form, lay sprawled on the steps, her tail fur stained a deep blue-black with ink; the worst off was Raiden, who was mechanically stamping a three-meter-high pile of "Officials' Self-Inspection Reports" in front of her.

I always feel...

Qingyu complained, "Inazuma has been led astray by us..."

Remove the word 'feeling'.

Zhang Chu adjusted his mask.

"This has completely deviated from the normal development trajectory of Teyvat countries."

Coral Palace Heart Sea walked over at that moment.

The mortal priestess of Umijima Island intended to inquire about the whereabouts of the Ultra Warriors, but upon seeing the devastation of the castle tower, she turned and left.

"Since I'm here~"

A slender, white hand pressed down on her shoulder.

Xin Hai turned his head stiffly and met Lei Dian's bright smile.

"Lord Thor! I... I was just passing by..."

Xin Hai's voice was trembling.

"Watch out for the sea!"

Raiden affectionately wrapped his arms around her neck.

"I heard you're working on the 'Haigishima Five-Year Plan' lately? Could you take a look at this 'Inazuma Comprehensive Development Outline' for us...?"

"Wait! Goro! Help—"

The rebel leader's cries for help came to an abrupt halt as she was dragged into the government hall by Raiden with a standard grappling move.

Along the way, they encountered Ayato Kamisato, who had been bound with a gohei by Yae no Miko. The magistrate's usually elegant bangs were now a mess, resembling a bird's nest.

"Kamizato-sama?!"

"Your Excellency Xin Hai..."

The two unfortunate individuals stood speechless before the pile of documents.

The scene inside the government office was even more horrifying—the Fox Palace was buried in the files with only its tail showing, the stragglers were copying regulations with signs around their necks that read "I will make amends for my mistakes," and even Paimon was captured and used as a paperweight.

"Lord Raiden! Didn't you say you had Lord Guilliman's AI?! Where is it?!"

Xin Hai cried out in despair.

Raiden pointed aggrievedly at the smoking machine in the corner: "It's overloaded... It's all Shadow's fault for making it calculate pi to a million digits..."

Lei Movie timidly raised his hand: "It was you, sister, who said you wanted to test the performance limits..."

"Shut up! Keep stamping!"

Chapter 52 Crane View

At this moment, inside Inazuma's Tsurukan (a type of ancient Chinese pavilion).

"Help! Why are these four living fathers here again?!"

The Abyss Mage's scream pierced the dawn. Before the flames gathering on its staff could take shape, Zhang Chu darted forward and grabbed Fate by the scruff of its neck.

Zhang Chu swung his arm, and the Abyss Mage drew a perfect parabola in the air before finally plunging into the ground headfirst with a "boom," his two thin legs kicking wildly outside like wilted bean sprouts.

The entire monster camp instantly erupted into chaos.

"Yaya!"

The Hilichurl thugs dropped their shields and ran, only to be skewered into human-shaped candied hawthorns by Qingyu's wind elemental spears.

"Gululu!"

The water shaman's staff was so frightened that it turned into a fountain, propelling him into the sky.

The worst off was the Hilichurl King. It had just assumed a charging stance when Er Kang slid in and circled behind it, unleashing the ultimate chuunibyou technique: Thousand Years of Death!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

The five-meter-tall Church King, clutching its rear end, jumped three feet high, shaking down the Spellflowers on the tree.

Gu Qian chuckled憨厚ly, casually grabbing a Hilichurl to use as a baseball bat: "Home run!"

"Ugh! U ...

The Hilichurls, used as weapons, traced graceful arcs through the air, accurately striking the Ice Abyss Mage who was trying to escape.

The monsters' horrific state was incredibly varied:

The Thunder Arrow Hilichurl was pinned to a tree by its own arrow, its mask twisted into a comical 45-degree angle.