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"I understand. So practice makes perfect. We heroes should travel the world and fight against all kinds of people."
"I am very pleased that you have this understanding."
Li Xuliang opened his mouth, then hesitated and said:
"Brother Qiao, can we change the way we talk? This feels so embarrassing."
Qiao Yu had his fill of being a "master" and felt satisfied.
He kicked Li Xuliang in the buttocks and yelled:
"Get back to your homework! I've been teaching you for so long, and all you've done is raise your score from 30 to 50. I want you to pass, pass!"
.......
111 Xia Qing cooks; Let's sink into the Huangpu River.
Huang Chengzi sat on the leather sofa.
Holding a cucumber in one hand and a remote control in the other.
His gaze drifted to the backyard, and a smirk appeared on his lips: "Two lunatics."
11:00 AM.
Qiao Yu glanced at his phone, stood up, and said:
"It's almost time. That's all for today. I'm leaving now."
Before his stunned apprentice Li Xuliang could stop him, Li Xuliang tried to persuade him to stay.
She grabbed her bag from beside the bed and stormed out the door.
In the living room, Xia Qing returned carrying two bags of fresh fruits and vegetables. "Have lunch before you leave."
When Xia Yujie is at home, she is still very ladylike and gentle.
Qiao Yu's expression changed slightly, and he put on a warm smile:
"You're too much of a bother. I'll just go out to eat by myself."
Xia Qing smiled faintly: "I won't bother you. I'll cook your portion too."
"By the way, Yu, what kind of food do you like to eat?"
They completely ignored what I said.
Qiao Yu forced a smile and said, "I'm fine with anything."
Xia Qing nodded seriously and handed the fruit to Huang Chengzi, saying, "Go wash the fruit."
Then he carried the groceries into the kitchen by himself.
Huang Chengzi glared at this ungrateful fellow and snorted:
"I don't know how many people want to sit at my dinner table, but none of them can."
Qiao Yu sighed, "Every time I finish eating Sister Qing's cooking, I always feel like something's not quite right."
It's not that it tastes bad, but it's definitely not tasty.
Most importantly.
Xia Qing can turn a perfect set of ingredients into a dish that's barely palatable.
This is great.
For example, fresh and delicious seafood.
If you take a bite of her pot, you can taste the flavor of river fish.
Silver cod is known for its tender flesh.
It has a texture somewhat like old-fashioned dried tofu.
I really doubt how she managed to do all that.
Huang Chengzi's little face fell. "It doesn't taste good, but she really enjoys going home to breastfeed her baby."
No matter how busy you are with work, you have to make time to come back and cook for us.
When I'm in a good mood, I'll smile and ask, "How was the food I made today? If you want some, I'll cook it for you again tonight!"
Qiao Yu recalled for a moment.
It seems like the first time I stayed at the villa for dinner,
He went against his conscience and gave Xia Qing 108 likes.
No wonder she's always so enthusiastic about inviting me to dinner.
"She's indulging in self-admiration and hasn't recognized her own limitations."
Qiao Yu concluded.
Huang Chengzi's lips twitched: "If you're so capable, go tell your aunt."
"Haha, let me go and save your aunt's fragile worldview. Facing reality head-on is an urgent matter."
Qiao Yu felt slightly excited.
Xia Qing's quirks, far from detracting from her image, actually make her even more vibrant.
Qiao Yu always felt that women who are too perfect are too unrealistic.
I forget which fantasy novel with a chuunibyou (delusional) feeler had this line: "The sun at its zenith begins to decline, the full moon begins to wane."
Imperfection is good; an imperfect woman is more reassuring.
Take, for example, my seductive older sister at home. She has a great figure and a beautiful face; she's practically perfect.
But his personality is terrible.
So she has lived carefree to this day.
If Qiao Jingjing had been more gentle, generous, and well-educated, she probably would have been cursed by the heavens.
Li Xuliang happened to come down from the second floor.
I was startled when I overheard the conversation between the girl and her master.
Glancing towards the kitchen where the sound of washing vegetables was gurgling, he lowered his voice:
"Brother Qiao, don't be impulsive. If you say Auntie's cooking is bad to her face, she'll get angry."
Huang Chengzi nodded in deep agreement, then shook her head repeatedly, urging:
"No, no, my aunt is very generous, please go ahead."
Li Xuliang glared fiercely at the wicked girl.
Qiao Yu thought to himself, "You guys haven't seen me grabbing your aunt and kissing her randomly."
Besides, he possesses incredible culinary skills that effortlessly win over the stomachs of two women in his family.
What's there to be afraid of!
But Li Xuliang's cautious remark shattered Qiao Yu's confidence.
Li Xuliang said, "My aunt has an inexplicable confidence in her cooking skills."
"The head chef of a five-star hotel cooked the meal himself, and my aunt's evaluation was: not bad."
He paused, then added, "But her assessment of her own cooking skills can be summed up in two words: perfect!"
Upon hearing this, Qiao Yu immediately chickened out.
Damn, look at this family!
She's not like Qiao Jingjing, that country bumpkin who's never dined at a five-star hotel.
I've seen the culinary skills of a five-star chef.
Even with Qiao Yu's enlightened culinary skills, he wouldn't dare say he completely surpasses a five-star chef, would he?
Huang Chengzi rolled her eyes in her signature way:
"You're just bragging. I hate men like you who talk big all the time. I took it as a joke earlier and washed the fruit."
Huang Chengzi is a 17-year-old high school freshman, a cute little girl with a small waist, slender legs, and a perky butt.
She looks somewhat like Xia Qing.
She must have been a campus beauty at school.
She just has a terrible temper.
Just as Xia Qing herself said: This brother and sister are too hostile.
They turned on each other so suddenly, leaving Qiao Yu in an awkward position.
Li Xuliang advised, "Brother Qiao, let it go. My aunt can be very fierce when she gets angry."
Qiao Yu laughed, "Come on, say a few more insults."
Huang Chengzi was taken aback and subconsciously said, "You're crazy."
"continue!"
"I think you're really out of your mind."
"Your vocabulary is so limited?"
"You idiot, moron, brain-dead trash!"
"very good."
Qiao Yu gestured with his hand to indicate that it was okay.
The system's task prompts echoed in my mind:
[Ding! Prepare a stunningly delicious dish. Success will reward you with 120 points; failure will deduct the corresponding points.]
Sure enough, the more you suppress it, the stronger the rebound will be.
Desires in one's heart can be manipulated to a certain extent.
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