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I couldn't stand reading "Strange Tales of Rules" first.
These idiots have been licking this for over ten minutes and they're still licking it. Can't they have any self-awareness?
[Ding! Chosen one, please make your choice as soon as possible. 10 minutes countdown. Failure to do so will result in immediate elimination!]
Ouch, shit!
Then everyone started choosing their own child, but for safety reasons, no one chose the first one.
It must be said that the quality of these children is truly high.
With very few exceptions, most of them are cute little boys and girls.
The chosen one from India seems a bit off.
Staring intently at a little girl dressed in a blue Lolita dress, wearing knee-length white stockings, and with two pigtails.
Seeing this middle-aged man, who smelled of curry and onions, lewdly looking at her calves from head to toe.
The little girl in the blue dress smiled innocently at him.
"Do you want to be my dad?"
So proactive?
The chosen one of India was overjoyed and immediately agreed.
"Oh? Yes, that's right, I'd love to!"
"Um, sorry, but I hate how you smell of curry!"
next second.
There was a 'bang' sound.
The Indian's head just exploded!
Brain matter and blood splattered all over the faces of the other Chosen Ones around them.
Mei Chuan Neiku was the first to be affected, and immediately ran to the side and began to vomit uncontrollably.
Damn, one person died right at the start?
[The chosen one from India: Woxi Biantai, failed the challenge (Where is Daddy?).]
[An eerie event will occur in 120 seconds, descending upon the city of Seina, and lasting for 48 hours.]
The entire nation of India was in an uproar, and the live chat was filled with vulgar and offensive language.
[Shit! This isn't fair! He only gave me a lewd look, why did he have to die instantly?!]
[What an idiot! He died, so why drag us innocent Indians down with him!]
[Oh my God! Jingnai is the fourth largest city in India, and one of the world's top 100 metropolitan areas, and it's all gone just like that?]
When people from many other countries heard that one of the chosen ones had died, they immediately flocked to India's live stream to watch the spectacle.
After all, this chosen one died before it even officially started, making him a truly one-of-a-kind case of Scorpion Pooping!
[Yosh! Good riddance! Absolutely great! Not even a tenth of the wisdom of our Meichuan Treasury's IP: Sakura Country.]
[Ah, actually this is quite normal for them. You know, Indians wouldn't even let a lizard go! IP: South Korea.]
[Hehe, the perverts in India seem even more perverted than those in Japan. IP: South Korea.]
[Baka! When it comes to perverts, your South Korea certainly has the right to rival India! IP: Japan.]
[You two countries, rife with perversions, have a combined territory smaller than our basket, yet you dare to provoke us? IP: India.]
Unlike the boiling over on the screen.
Seeing someone's head explode, apart from the children, only Jiang Xiao remained calm and composed.
It's not that Jiang Xiao doesn't find it disgusting.
It was that explosion by the Indian guy that unleashed the little perverted Nohara Shinnosuke from his mind.
The rest of the chosen ones were still in shock.
Is this seven-star ghost story really that scary?!
"Hey! Are you going to choose or not? If you don't, I'll kill you all!"
A young boy in black frowned, feeling that a lot of his time had been wasted.
"Hmm, then I'll choose you to be my dad!"
Which unlucky kid got picked?
Everyone slowly looked toward the source of the sound, and almost choked to death.
The person who spoke wasn't a kid at all, it was Jiang Xiao!
It wasn't just the chosen ones who were confused.
Even these kids felt like a million grass mud horses were galloping through their minds.
He grabbed a child's sleeve and tried to make her his father.
That's not all, the main problem is that he was talking about a little girl with a lollipop in her mouth and a cool expression!
The cool little girl is very pretty, with white fur, a black dress, pigtails, and bright, sparkling eyes.
She just looked a little confused.
You look like you're over twenty, and you want me, a five-year-old girl, to be your dad?!
Jiang Xiao blushed and grinned foolishly, scratching the back of his head shyly.
"Beautiful lady, do you like to put scallions on your natto? You look as cute as Akina Nakamori~"
Everyone:? ? ?
Chapter 23 Accompanying Me
The aloof little girl, affectionately called "Dad" by Jiang Xiao, was speechless.
However, there was no dislike in her eyes.
As the saying goes, appearance matters, and Jiang Xiao is much better than that perverted guy who tastes like curry and onions.
"Hey! Do you want this dad? Don't give him to me!"
That blue-skirted Lolita who just blew up the Indian chosen one is trying to steal her dad.
She had just looked around, and out of the ten fathers, only Jiang Xiao looked somewhat decent.
"Me! Me! Me! Me! I want him to be my dad too!"
A little girl in a white dress and pink hair also came over, making a ruckus, to snatch her father away.
Surrounded by three little girls, Jiang Xiao scratched his head and showed a shy expression. He was quite pleased with the feeling of being the center of attention.
A little Lolita girl with black hair and a blue dress.
A little girl with pink hair and casual clothes.
There's also a cool little girl dressed in all black.
"Hello everyone, my name is Nohara Shinnosuke. I am the idol child of the Sunflower Class at Futaba Kindergarten. I don't like green peppers. I am 5 years old, unmarried, and my ideal type is Fujiwara Norika. Miss, would you like to take a ride in my tricycle?"
Lolita and Pink Hair both looked at Jiang Xiao with delight.
This is the first time they've encountered such a unique and interesting 'dad'.
Yes, that's right, I must make him my dad today!
"Is kindergarten fun? Can I go to Futaba Kindergarten with my dad?"
"Daddy! Baiyi wants to go for a drive with you, a drive, beep beep beep~~~"
The two little girls got happier and happier as they talked, their eyes sparkling as they looked at Jiang Xiao.
She even reached out her little hand and grabbed Jiang Xiao's trouser leg, as if afraid he would run away.
The cool little girl in the black dress wasn't particularly fond of Jiang Xiao at first.
But when she saw the other two girls fighting over it, she also felt that this father seemed to be the best.
The rest of the Chosen Ones were stunned by what they saw.
This isn't right. Why aren't they killing him? Why are they fighting over the father instead?
Many parents in the live chat were stroking their chins, deep in thought.
Speaking of which, this art style seems familiar...
Do you know why kindergarten children's meals at school taste better than their home-cooked meals?
This is just childish behavior; they like to grab whatever others want.
[Hmm, thinking about it this way, this rule-based ghost story doesn't seem so bad. Kids should be easy to coax~]
[Have you ever raised children, you upstairs neighbor with two arms?]
Putting everything else aside, just considering their unpredictable moods, they're not like normal children who just throw tantrums.