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The two completed another transaction.
"Okay buddy! The key is, first, we pick up the straw and do it like this—spin it!!!"
"Shake your head three times, 1, 2, 3."
Then it swooped left and right! Ugh~~~
"Watch closely! Stand on your right foot, remember that!!!"
"Now spin around~ spin~~~"
"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right!"
"Then like this! Like this! Like this? Like this! Like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this!"
"Whoo~"
Jiang Xiao blew out a magnificent palace-shaped bubble.
"Wow~~~"
Xiao Ran's eyes are sparkling!
It's fortunate that there's a large age gap between the two, otherwise Jiang Xiao would have been the little girl's Prince Charming.
"Xiaoran!"
Just then, a woman appeared at the door of a room, glaring angrily at the two people in the lobby on the first floor.
"Xiao Ran, didn't I just tell you? This kind of person is trash! How could you hang out with him!"
"Mom, he's not a good-for-nothing, he's a genius."
"Hey old lady over there, who are you calling trash? Where? I can't see them. What I'm trying to say is, whether you believe it or not, there's a miracle hidden beneath every cave in beautiful Bikini Bottom."
Chapter 92 Prosecutor Series?
Woman: ? ? ?
I only knew that this administrator was sick, but I didn't expect that he was sick to be so serious!
"Xiao Ran, come to Mommy's side, don't stay with this strange uncle."
The little girl reluctantly returned the straw to Jiang Xiao and went back to her mother's side.
"Mom, the building manager is a genius, he's not."
"you shut up!"
The woman scolded the girl and strictly forbade her from approaching Jiang Xiao alone.
"What's wrong? Dinner's almost ready, why is Aunt Xiu scolding Xiao Ran again?"
The man with the gold-rimmed glasses from before also went out.
Because he needed to eat, he elegantly tucked a handkerchief into the upper pocket of his suit jacket.
The beautiful woman, the simple-minded uncle, and the cute little boy from before all reappeared.
However, the doors to the three rooms on the second floor showed no sign of being opened.
It wasn't lunchtime yet, so everyone sat at the table and waited quietly.
The man with the gold-rimmed glasses had an extremely playful look in his eyes, which never left Jiang Xiao from beginning to end.
The little girl tugged at her mother's sleeve and whispered something in her ear.
"what?!"
Aunt Xiu's voice instantly rose eight octaves.
"How could you be so naive? He said it was 25 cents, so it's 25 cents? Are his bubbles made of gold?"
"Jiang Xiao, you actually tricked a child out of his candy! Have you no shame?!"
Xiao Ran tugged at the woman's sleeve, weakly explaining that she had begged Jiang Xiao to teach her, and that the administrator uncle wasn't a liar.
But Aunt Xiu wouldn't let it go, making it clear that she wouldn't help Xiao Ran pay back the candy she owed.
He kept making sarcastic remarks about Jiang Xiao, calling him shameless and a conman who only knows how to fool children with candy.
If Jiang Xiao doesn't give her an explanation, then she doesn't mind letting him know the consequences of lying to children.
All eyes were on Jiang Xiao, the protagonist of the evening.
Interesting~
They wanted to see how this ailing administrator planned to handle the current situation.
Why are you all staring at me? Is someone saying something about me?
A wise look in his eyes, coupled with a wise tone of voice.
no doubt.
Aunt Xiu is so angry she's about to explode!
Wang Defa?!
"I've been rambling on and on about cursing you for half an hour! And you didn't hear a single word of it?!"
For the first time in her life, she experienced what it meant to play music to a cow!
"You just insulted me? Why did you insult me? Patrick doesn't understand what he did that made people hate him."
You're trying to trick children out of their candy!
"That's not true! After all, men and women shouldn't touch each other. Air Force covering infantry is a desecration of performance art. A three-foot layer of ice can be destroyed by an ant hole. Besides, without a microwave oven, how am I supposed to decipher German codes?"
"What kind of guy would pluck his armpit hair without checking the security camera before having dinner? No matter how great Kongming was, could he defeat Zhuge Liang? In short, children will listen to their parents in the initial stage. As they grow older, they will gradually criticize their parents and then forgive them. After all, no matter how hard life is, we can't let our sister-in-law suffer."
Everyone:.
I can understand each word individually, but when they are put together, I have no idea what they mean.
Aunt Xiu took a deep breath
She wanted to take action against this lunatic!
"Alright, alright, that's enough. Let's eat first. Please have the manager bring out our dinner."
The little boy kept staring at the large clock in the hall, interrupting the two who were about to clash once again.
In just one afternoon.
Jiang Xiao has already offended two women, He Menghan and Aunt Xiu.
It's important to know that under certain circumstances, a woman's hatred can be even more intense than a man's!
When we saw this pot on the table, no one could think of a good adjective to describe it.
A lump?
A puddle?
Okay, it's still a lump.
Is this watery, urine-soaked soup really meant for human consumption?
The little boy stirred the contents of the basin with an extremely terrified expression.
It has a greasy, disgusting feel and a sour smell.
There's also a pungent, eye-watering energy to it!
What a delicious bowl of earthy goodness!
What kind of mental state must the administrator be in to make this kind of "food"?
The people in the live stream were also stunned.
They didn't expect that after just over an hour of fermentation...
This thing looks even more disgusting.
The three ingredients are now completely indistinguishable from each other.
The man with the gold-rimmed glasses nudged the older man's arm and asked in a low voice.
"Do you think this guy might have drugged us? Trying to kill us?"
The middle-aged man looked puzzled, as if wondering why he could say such a thing.
"I don't really understand the food you call people's food, but no matter if it's poisonous or not, Worth would never eat a single bite!"
Yes~
The food is made to look like this; not even a dog would give it a second glance, let alone a person.
"Xiao Ran, you go upstairs first."
Aunt Xiu's words were cold and devoid of any emotion.
Before, she was just angry, but now she feels insulted!
Why would you feed yourself something that even a pig wouldn't eat?