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The posture is somewhat inappropriate, isn't it?
Jiang Xiao: Left eye closed, right eye open
(つω)つ︻╦╤───
"How about it? Has my appearance changed from a light machine gun to a Barrett sniper rifle? And with unlimited ammo!"
Weird:? ? ?
(■_■)(■_■)(■_■)
It's all so weird, like mullet roe.
However, Jiang Xiao was still showing off his new weapon.
"Look at this, buddy! The solid base is so much more stable than when I'm shooting with my arm around it! Oh! Yeah~ And holding her braid makes it easier to maneuver and lock onto the target than pinching her face. Yay! I'll test it out first!"
"Da da da da da~~~~"
Jiang Xiao frantically pulled on the little girl's pigtails.
Pull it to the left and tug it to the right.
The scalp was pulled, causing the little girl to instinctively open her mouth wide.
with full force!
Before:()·"
Now: (mouth) "
I lost it!
That's incredibly powerful!
This is more than just a Barrett sniper rifle; it's a rapid-fire anti-aircraft gun with no recoil!
One person, plus a [human anti-aircraft gun].
They forcibly "killed" their way to the momentum of a thousand troops.
The already barely organized offensive was instantly crushed.
"Wow ha ha ha ha!!!"
At this moment, Jiang Xiao exuded an invincible aura, lifting the little girl and chasing after these strange creatures with his kuku-ku!
"Hey! Don't run away, if you've got the guts, fight me! Fight me!"
I'm so angry!
These strange creatures scurried away, fearing they might eat a few more maggots.
They were surprised to find that their own deterrent power was so formidable.
Jiang Xiao shoved the little girl to the ground, then flipped his bangs with a flamboyant air and began his self-praise mode.
"My God, I can't believe it! Whose general is this? He's so brave! Not a single one dares to fight me."
Little girl: ? ? ?
Weird: I just @#￥%!
You're fucking trying to sell your wares here!
"Are you pretending to be something you're not? You've done all the pretentious work in the world."
"I'll fight your grandma's big pineapple! You'd better put down that maggot-spitting [forbidden weapon] before you yell!"
"Stop being shameless! If you've got the guts, let her go. She's nothing!"
"That's right! You think you're invincible just because you're carrying a little girl? You don't actually have that kind of strength, do you?"
Jiang Xiao shrugged, his face clearly smug.
╮(ω)╭ "What you're saying is like having your crotch on fire! This is of course my skill. If you have a weapon, you can use it too. It's not like I'm stopping you."
Ouch, shit!
How can there be such shameless people in the world?
The monsters stopped fighting, since they couldn't kill this person anytime soon anyway, so they decided to start hurling insults at Jiang Xiao!
Jiang Xiao, of course, didn't indulge her. He simply used the little girl as a small stool and sat on her face.
Get ready to engage in a heated debate with the scholars!
Little girl: ? ? ? ? ? ?
It's been so long, and nobody's spoken up for me or anything?
People started asking questions in the live chat.
[If you don't understand, just ask: Has Jiang Shen's id personality made its appearance?]
[It seems that Mr. Pai's gaze and tone, including his heavily accented inverted sentence structure, are gone.]
[And his condition doesn't seem to be mental illness; he seems to have returned to normal.]
[It seems like Jiang Xiao's id personality lasted quite a while this time.]
[Uh, third floor, are you out of your mind? Are you sure Jiang Xiao is a normal person right now?]
Whether he's a normal person or not, he looks so smug right now, really so smug.
[I actually like his current cheeky attitude. I'm really curious how Jiang Shen, when he's not having his episode, can go toe-to-toe with the supernatural?]
Seeing these comments.
The old director of Qingshan Mental Hospital unconsciously revealed a strange expression.
How do you deal with the eerie?
Of course, it's understandable that the viewers in the comments were curious, since they didn't know Jiang Xiao.
As for whether Jiang Xiao is good at oral sex or not.
No one has more right to speak than the elderly people in Qingshan Mental Hospital.
When he fell ill.
He's the pinnacle of mental illness; Kuku torments normal people.
When he was not ill.
Many patients with cerebral palsy and mental illness who have had the condition for decades can be brought to tears by Jiang Xiao's id personality.
This kid, whether you're sick or not, the main point of your insults is to expose someone's weaknesses.
The man who was slowly tortured: "Screw you all! Let me start cursing first, damn it, I've been holding back for ages! Watch me verbally kill him!"
Jiang Xiao: "Damn it, he's dead!"
The man subjected to slow slicing: ? ? ?
"Still shaking your head and looking at others? I'm fucking talking about you, you agonizing man! Standing there like a living telephone pole, I bet you were a vengeful spirit when you were alive! And a useless piece of trash even in death! Your corpse isn't even complete! You're the one who died without a whole body!"
I ride a horse!
"you!"
The shorter woman was immediately met with a barrage of criticism from Jiang Xiao as soon as she opened her mouth.
"What do you mean, 'you'? I haven't even said anything about you yet, you little tank. If you stood there, people would think you were squatting, like a stunted little potato. What right do you have to talk to me? Go home and find some soil fertilizer to fertilize yourself."
A woman next to Little Potato was trying to help Little Potato and Jiang Xiao argue.
"Sister, let me help you."
"What good are you? I don't think you're any better. Your mouth is glued shut like it's been sprayed with hair gel! Who do you think you are? Sisters with her? She's a little potato, and you're a Type 95? You two dare to talk back to me? If you two existed in ancient times, Cao Chong wouldn't have had to go through so much trouble weighing the elephant!"
"You're not allowed to call my wife a jerk!"
A burly man with his intestines hanging out shielded the woman who was being verbally abused and struggling to breathe.
"Hey! Is this your wife? She doesn't seem to be in a very good mood. Dude, aren't you going to try to cheer her up or something?"
"Watma!"
"Stop talking nonsense. Instead of arguing with me, why don't you check your sister-in-law's delivery date? Don't forget to celebrate her birthday. Also, you look like a catfish spirit yourself. The two of you are a good match."
"Watch your mouth, I..."
Another person stepped forward strangely, attempting to confront Jiang Xiao.
"And who are you? I haven't even scolded you yet, and you're already making comments like a chicken gizzard! You look like a turtle buying watermelons. Let me tell you, get lost, crawl away! Don't come here and become a laughing stock!"
Jiang Xiao paid special attention to the woman whose limbs were extremely twisted.
She tried to ambush Jiang Xiao, but he discovered her.
"Holy crap, what's up, sis? It's you again? What's with the horns on your head? You walk like you're doing stroke rehabilitation, six for your left hand and seven for your right, your left foot wobbling and your right foot kicking. You're only 1.6 or 1.7 meters tall, and you're trying to ambush me?"
Precision strike
That hit me hard!
Because of the severe limb fractures, the woman's walking posture was not exactly the same as Jiang Xiao's description, but it was practically identical.