I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Lassie, no longer confined to his position, once again employed his three-pronged approach, undertaking the massive project of "transporting milk from the west to the east."

This time, however, his luck seemed to be a bit bad.

The restless heifer suddenly shifted its body, rolled over, and landed right on Lasi's unguarded calf.

If that's all there is to it, then it doesn't matter.

At worst, I can just wait until the heifer relaxes and then slip away.

However, this Indian guy didn't back down but instead advanced, and even with his leg pinned down, he didn't stop his three-pronged attack!

I don't know if it was because having my legs pressed down made it more stimulating or because I was completely out of control and immediately activated the maximum power "storm inhalation" mode!

It's not his fault for being too arrogant; it's the cows' fault for being too stupid.

He had just suckled so many heifers, and quite a few of them noticed something was wrong, but after searching for a long time, they still couldn't detect the presence of Lasi Buzan. His multiple near-death experiences gave the little Indian a lot of courage!

The heifer didn't want to move at first, but a thought suddenly popped into her head.

its not right?

You only have one child?

How come all three pacifiers got damaged at the same time?

"Moo! Moo moo!!"

"Honey! There's a cow! A cow is stealing my milk! It's been stealing it all night, and I feel like all my milk is being sucked dry!"

What?

The strong bull nestled beside the heifer suddenly shuddered, its eyes instantly turning red.

With a 'moo', it stood up and surveyed its territory.

Huh?

"Moo? Moo moo?"

"There's nothing around here, honey?"

Uh, what are these two kettles for?

When the bull's huge eyes peered at the water jug ​​that had fallen to the ground, its long face instantly turned green!

This tastes exactly like his wife's milk!

Grass!

This damn milk thief even ate some and packed some to go?

You took the breast milk away, but the green hat is forever stuck on my head and I can't get it off!

"Moo! Moo!"

The bull's eyes were red, and white breaths billowed from its nostrils in the moonlight.

The three children, Xiaoya and her companions, were all crouching low, ready to retreat if things got too difficult.

Lashi's dark face turned pale with fright.

The worst part was that the bull seemed to have smelled something and kept sniffing around the cow's belly.

At this distance, if Lashi were to get up and try to escape without taking a defensive position, the other party would definitely sense it!

But if I don't leave, my invisibility time is about to expire. I need help urgently.

"Little Sprout? What do you mean? Should we leave?"

"Don't rush, our position is safe enough. Let's not betray our teammates unless absolutely necessary."

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Invisibility time is up.

Lasi, unguarded in the dead of night, appeared naked under the heifer's belly.

Caught off guard, the bull was so startled by the sudden appearance of the black man that it suddenly kicked up its heels.

I rub!

ghost?

wrong

This isn't a ghost, it's a person, and it's a man!

"Moo!!!"

The bull let out the most mournful and indignant roar of its life!

This guy was completely naked! I'm just... ugh!

That's fucking outrageous!

I saw a bull whose eyes were practically steaming with rage, and whose horns were practically glowing green.

Lassie, being utterly pathetic, was so scared he wet himself on the spot.

Well, without any clothes on, you'd be scared to death in front of two cows.

"Brother, please, please let me explain."

Explanation?

Caught red-handed, what the hell are you trying to explain?!

"Moo!!!"

This loud roar could be said to have woken up the nearby cattle.

When Rashi was caught off guard by the close-range ultimate attack, he immediately lost his composure and blurted out:

"Dou Erdun with the blue face stole the imperial horse!"

"Guan Yu with a red face fights in Changsha!"

Everyone:.

Wang Defa?

What the hell is this?

Wasted

This kid is definitely doomed tonight!

Ah!

Now no one will say my legs are short anymore!

There's another large chapter that's under review.

My computer isn't fixed, and the mobile app doesn't have a typo detection function yet. If you see any errors, please help me correct them.

Chapter 180 The Demonic Ancestor!

good good!

This move by the blue-faced Dou Erdun was something Minotaur Gangzi never expected!

"Moo!"

"Puff~"

Accompanied by the sound of a sharp blade piercing flesh.

Gangzi's enormous bull horns had already pierced into Laxi's back.

The latter instantly felt as if he had been thrust deep into the flesh, all the way to his stomach!

"I'm buying a building!!"

Little Indian's loud and mesmerizing shout finally woke up the rest of the cattle in the vicinity.

Even if you're sleeping soundly.

That "Yay, buy a house!" sound you make is definitely not something an animal could make!

The cows, unaware of the danger, might think their herd had been invaded by some uncivilized, primitive tribe!

And the heifers that had just been suckled finally found the culprit that had attacked them!

They all complained to their husbands, saying that the person who had just sucked on them was most likely this human.

Gangzi's horn was pulled away from his body with a "pop" sound.

"Oh yeah!"


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