I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Isn't he afraid of setting a bad example for children?

Well.

what?

You said his daughter is a real little devil? Oh, never mind then.

Yali and Martha were also trying to persuade Loki, the mob boss.

"Loki, surrender! Your life is the most important thing!"

“That’s right, this is not the time to be stubborn, or things could get really bad.”

In response to the two women's admonitions, Loki simply sneered.

"Surrender? Ha, ha ha ha. You don't think that's all I've got, do you?"

Everyone was stunned.

Wait, could Loki have some other trick up his sleeve?

It's important to understand that Loki, as the head of the largest underground gang in the surrounding area, must have his own unique methods.

Seeing the surprised expressions on everyone's faces, Loki nodded in satisfaction.

"Tsk! You think you've won just because you took my gun? You don't really think the famous Loki is the kind of guy who just hides behind others and shoots from the shadows, do you?"

(д)!!!

Does he still have tricks up his sleeve?

Martha frowned subconsciously.

To be honest, even she didn't know what Loki's true abilities were.

But he must have extraordinary abilities, otherwise he wouldn't have reached this position today.

"You idiot, do you think I'm weak in close combat just because I have two guns? Let me tell you!"

Loki, who had fallen to the ground, was full of confidence and arrogance. He flipped himself up with a perfect somersault and then performed a fancy set of Tongbei Fist!

"Yay! Firearms are my talent! But close combat... ah! That's also my hobby! Let me give you another taste, hmm? Hmm?!!"

I lost it!

Loki's arrogant expression froze instantly.

The texture feels off.

Under the incredulous gazes of the crowd, Loki slowly pulled out the "Level 2 Certificate for Postpartum Care of Cows" tucked into his waistband.

Everyone:? ? ?

((|||))

Yali's body was shaken by the lightning.

Wang Defa?

Hey buddy, what's up?

Is it because they couldn't make it in the underworld anymore, so they've turned to skilled jobs like animal husbandry and midwifery?

Firearms are your talent, but so is giving heifers postpartum care at close range your hobby, right?

That's absolutely right!

"No way, where the hell are my power boxing gloves? Where did the gloves I clipped to my lower back go?! Gloves! Where are my gloves? Where, where, where?"

Just as Loki was fumbling around like a headless fly, flipping up his pants.

Martha's words gave him a dose of despair.

"Uh, Loki, speaking of boxing gloves, cough, why don't you take a look at the thing that Demon's father is holding? Doesn't it look like your boxing gloves?"

Loki looked up and saw Jiang Xiao wearing a very thin black tactical glove, looking it over from left to right.

Loki:

Jiang Xiao:

"Um, hey buddy, could you give me back my gloves first? Let's have a fair and square fight."

"No way, Fourth Brother said that the things in his pockets and on his back are things that the person doesn't want. You don't want them? If you don't want them, give them to me!"

"Bullshit! What kind of robber logic is this?! There's no such logic in the world! Taking advantage of a fight to steal something, you have no shame at all!"

Loki was so anxious he was jumping up and down, and at the same time he was surprised that this kid was so accurate and ruthless!

He had no idea when his boxing gloves had been stolen.

"Big pot! It wasn't just a casual purchase; I've had my eye on it since the moment I stepped into the tavern!"

Loki: ? ? ?

"This isn't about whether it's easy for you or not. You have to be reasonable! How can you steal someone's weapon during a fight like this?"

"That's right, one should know right from wrong. If I knew how to return it to you, why would I bother taking it back?"

Everyone:? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ?

Loki: I'm speechless!

Overall, what Jiang Xiao said seemed to make some sense, but not much.

After all that, Jiang Xiao seemed to have figured out the glove's purpose. He shook his head in a Taisheng pendulum-like motion and then beckoned to Loki with a provocative flick of his finger.

"Besides, what can you do to me if I don't pay you back? Come on, let's fight one-on-one."

Everyone:.

Yeah, if Jiang Xiao doesn't return it to you, what are you going to do, Loki?

You can't beat him in a fight, and you can't out-seduce him either. The main problem is that this guy is so shameless and brazen. Don't even think about trying to morally blackmail him by reasoning with him.

"cough!"

()

Seeing that the situation had been mostly resolved, the pink-haired girl hiding in the back coughed lightly.

The three resentful individuals around her exchanged helpless glances.

This cough meant that the leader of Xitang was about to start showing off.

Big Beard o(^`)o: "A loud bang in the sky!"

Curly Hair (`⊿): "Xi Tang makes a dazzling appearance!"

Black girl (*`д): "Having roamed the world for many years!"

Curly Hair (乂`д): "Teach Master to speak sweetly and beautifully!"

They shouted in unison, "First came Xitang, then came Heaven; its dominance throughout the ages rivals that of immortals!"

As the three finished shouting, Mu Xitang, who had her back to everyone, discreetly reached out her small hand, which was stained with milk, and pressed it down, indicating that she should keep a low profile.

Mu Xitang: ()

"Ahem, empty fame, all empty fame. You flatter me too much. I am honored by the high regard of you all in the underworld. In that case, Big Beard, go and tie all these people up."

OK OK.

Are you playing like this?

As long as you're not so embarrassed as to pick your toes, then it's someone else who's picking their toes, right?

Mu Xitang was full of pride, completely unaware of the three resentful individuals whose faces were flushed red.

Such a shameful scene would be incredibly shocking even if placed within the context of their entire life experiences from childhood to adulthood.

The bearded man first pulled out the woman, Elena, who had been shoved onto the floor by Jiang Xiao.

I checked his breathing. Hmm, although it was very weak, he was definitely still alive and wouldn't die.

Next up was the swordsman who was knocked unconscious by Jiang Xiao with a shovel. It's no wonder the swordsman was so weak; he couldn't even withstand a single shovel blow.

The main reason was that Jiang Xiao's strength was too terrifying; that shovel strike even produced a sonic boom.

As for Arimasa and Loki, the three of them also consciously tied each other up and obediently squatted in a row.

"Cough cough!"

Just as they finished tying the people up, Mu Xitang strolled over to them and began ransacking them.

"Dad! Watch me demonstrate a body search technique for you!"

The little pink-haired girl proudly showed off her loot to Jiang Xiao.

To be honest, although the little pink-haired girl is a bit slow most of the time, she has an exceptionally good memory for babies.

She even dug out the Holy Light Pill that Yali had hidden in the cleavage of her chest.

That's why she could compare what she found with the "bargaining chips" they had just mentioned, making sure she didn't miss anything.

Tsk!


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