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"Stop! Awei's Eighteen Forms - Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus!"
What the hell!
What kind of lotus?
Jiang Xiao's sudden leap and his ear-piercing moves startled the old woman.
Her sixth sense told her that she couldn't block the man's attack.
Whether she's being sat on or someone else is sitting on her, how could someone her age possibly withstand that?
So she made a quick decision, immediately releasing the little devil and retreating rapidly to dodge this move, the Guanyin Sitting on a Lotus.
Oh, God!
Anyway, the name of this move is just awful!
As Jiang Xiao landed with a loud 'boom,' the old woman's eyes twitched involuntarily.
A large pit, more than two meters in diameter, appeared in the center of the guesthouse lobby.
Mu Xitang, her face slightly flushed, clung to Jiang Xiao's arm.
"Dad, I... I didn't perform well this time. If we play again, I'm sure I'll use my ultimate move!"
The secret technique she mentioned was naturally the Awei Eighteen Styles, which Jiang Xiao personally taught her.
Is this man her father?
It was only then that the old woman noticed the way the little devil addressed the man.
Did not expect ah.
Tonight, this old woman even ran into a big guy?
It seems that even I need to give it my all!
'Snapped! '
While the big devil was comforting the little devil, the old woman pressed a switch on the table.
Got it!
The three bearded men's faces darkened.
Could there be some kind of hidden weapon or mechanism in this guesthouse?
No.
Not a hidden weapon?
The old woman turned on the music player button in the guesthouse.
This is why my life has been a bit bumpy.
Like a leaf drifting endlessly on the water's surface.
I began preparing for death the moment I was born.
Feeling lost in the gray city
Accompanied by music, the old woman began her "second phase" exercise, which was different from Kakarot's warm-up.
This is?
Goodness, he's doing butterfly steps, pendulum head movements, and even making rap gestures every now and then.
Holy crap!
[This 80-year-old lady is setting the trend!]
"God, you know I come from the streets. —AKA Grandma"
Born in 1796, dreaming of becoming a rap leader.
[Wow, this old lady is so trendy! I love it!]
[Shut up, all of you! Listen to me, old lady: In 1974, she won the championship in her first freestyle fighting competition in Southeast Asia. In 1980, she defeated the powerful Sakura fighter, Lei Luo, and then won for three consecutive years.]
[Holy crap! Everyone else uses speech-to-text, and you think you can do text-to-speech?]
The old lady moved with butterfly steps, ready to dodge Jiang Xiao's attacks at any moment, while also making a face.
"A generous gift of crabs! God, you see, they brought this on themselves, because I just gave them a chance to escape!"
Jiang Xiao sighed and gestured for Mu Xitang to cover her ears first.
"Hehehe, back in the day, this old woman was known as the head of the Thirteenth Mafia Queen! Tonight, I'll show you what I'm made of."
'boom! '
A gunshot interrupted the old woman's words.
Jiang Xiao took out the confiscated AK47 from his backpack.
(Д)▄︻┻┳━
"Hey, old hag, the signal's bad here. What did you just say? I might not have heard you quite right. Could you say it again?"
old lady:
The trio:
Studio:
The silence at that moment was deafening.
I thought you would use the power of the devil.
I thought you would call on a few people over there to gang up on me.
I even thought you might unleash some extremely evil and forbidden power.
The old woman just now thought about many, many things.
But what I never expected was that this guy would pull out a shiny AK47 from his backpack!
Damn it, this is so unethical!
Just then, an anxious shout came from outside.
"Wait!!! God! Brother Jiang Xiao! Stop! Don't attack old lady Alaniya!"
'boom! '
The door was kicked open by the swordsman who had lost his knife.
Seeing the scene in the room, he couldn't help but smile wryly, while also feeling that he hadn't arrived too late.
"God, thank God, I knew you guys would misunderstand! This is really terrible."
Aranea was stunned when she saw the swordsman.
"David, what happened to your face? Wait, where's your knife?!"
The old woman suddenly remembered that Jiang Xiao seemed to be carrying two weapons on his back.
and many more?
Did this devilish father defeat the swordsman David?
Upon closer inspection, it was indeed true; Jiang Xiao was carrying a long knife identical to the one David was carrying, along with a shovel.
If you compare the size of the shovel used to clear the passage with the red mark on David's face, they will most likely fit together perfectly.
It turned out to be the case.
The old lady nodded, and then everything made sense.
“I understand, David.”
"Alright, alright, madam, you understand now, so I don't have to explain it again."
“That’s right. I originally thought he was an evil bandit demon, but now I realize that you, David, are the bandit! You stole the demon’s longsword, which is what brought the demon into the world!”
Everyone:.
Can I say that your understanding is slightly different from the reality?
David coughed to cover his embarrassment and then spoke to Jiang Xiao and the others.
"Why don't we go inside and talk? There's really no need for us to fight to the death."
Enter the room.
David the Swordsman first emphasized to the old lady Alaniya that Jiang Xiao possessed formidable strength.
Otherwise, if this old woman goes astray and tries to kill herself, that would be the end of it.
He's not a demon?
How could a mortal body achieve such power?!
After David finished speaking, the old lady's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
The Moonlight Tavern's record of taking on five opponents and completely crushing five top masters is truly terrifying!
Let alone in the small town of Morro, he would be a big shot even in the city.