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"But isn't this a bit against regulations?"
"Why are you interfering? I'm the station manager, and my rules are the rules!"
"But."
"Stop with the 'buts'! Give them the green light all the way, and don't let the staff on the high-speed train offend them. I'll take responsibility if anything happens!" Wang Dayong was furious at the security guard's clueless attitude.
He didn't say a word and he still managed to make me kneel down. Are you guys blind or what?
What do you want from me? To stop them from passing through?
Then, leading a black dog that is equally clueless, they reveal Mu Xitang's strange identity.
and then?
I recognized you. How are you?
Fight that lunatic?
You idiots don't actually think that the man who hasn't said a word is easy to bully, do you?
Wang Dayong has survived for so long in the world of ghost stories thanks to just a few skills.
He was greedy for life and afraid of death, treacherous and disloyal, betrayed his brothers, ungrateful and disloyal, framed others, and took care of his sister-in-law!
Besides, the official position of "station chief" is very minor in this strange tale.
But within the small territory of the high-speed rail station, Wang Dayong is the undisputed local tyrant!
"There's no direct train to the Romia Cathedral?"
Curly-haired man frowned as he watched the scrolling electronic screen.
"You need to take the high-speed train to Lent first, and then transfer to a bus or take a taxi to this cathedral in the suburbs. No, wait, the cathedral is in a very remote location, and there may not be any buses running there."
"That's normal. In a modern city, it's normal for things like churches, which are considered feudal and superstitious, to be built in a slightly off-center location, right?"
"Bullshit! It's all just superstition, why are you even talking to me about this and that?"
Just as they were discussing their route, a coquettish voice interrupted them.
"Daddy, Daddy, look! The door is too small. It seems like Niu Niu can't get through."
Mu Xitang stood on the bull's horn, gesturing to the location of the high-speed rail's electric door, and realized that she was a head taller than the door.
Everyone:.
Chapter 204 Mu Xitang's Saliva
“Master Xitang, actually, as long as you don’t stand on the ox’s horns, the ox can go in.”
It was because she stood straight and motionless on the cow's horns that the cow couldn't get through.
Mu Xitang:
You know it, why say it out loud?
Does that make me look silly?
Will this affect my image in everyone's eyes?
To be fair, the entrance to this high-speed rail station is indeed very large, large enough to accommodate such a big cow.
Looking at Mu Xitang in Hei Mei's arms, Jiang Xiao seemed to be deep in thought.
"Why do you think subway doors are so small in real life? Look at the morning rush hour in Kyoto or Sakura, people are squeezed flat. If the doors were wider, wouldn't it be less crowded when getting on the subway?"
Ah this
You wouldn't ask this kind of question without having suffered a stroke for ten years, would you?
Moreover, the three bearded men clearly couldn't answer this question given their intelligence.
In any case, it definitely involves professional knowledge such as dynamics.
There must be a reason why the researchers designed it this way; it's a little-known fact.
"The car is here!"
'Squeak~'
With a screech of brakes indicating arrival at the station, the automatic door opened directly.
Jiang Xiao and his group boarded the train in a carriage pulled by two cows.
These oddballs immediately drew everyone's attention as soon as they boarded the train.
A bespectacled, well-mannered middle-aged woman immediately lost her temper and pressed the help button next to her seat.
"Oh God, look at this! How could they bring a dirty cow onto the train? This is worse than Sanina Levy's stinky stockings! Complaint! Where's the conductor? I'm complaining!"
Upon receiving the complaint, a female train attendant immediately ran over from another carriage.
"I'm sorry, ma'am, we have received information that the items these passengers were carrying were indeed legal and compliant."
Everyone:? ? ?
Riding an oxcart and then a high-speed train
Is it so outrageous?
"Hey, young and pretty train attendant, this guy got on in an oxcart, and you say it's legal and compliant?!"
"Uh, actually, this is a toy car, and, well, this cow is actually a pet."
Everyone:? ? ?
No need for anyone's questioning looks anymore; the young woman who said this blushed to the roots of her ears.
However, this was an order personally given by the stationmaster, and it had to be obeyed.
A blonde woman, who looked like a typical urban white-collar worker, frowned and covered her nose in disgust.
"Hmph! This kind of dirty country bumpkin shouldn't sit on the chair, I find the smell too strong!"
Another girl not far from her chimed in.
"Alright, you can tell it's a country bumpkin coming to the city. I've seen plenty of these kinds of people. Wasn't that old man covered in mud just now? It's already quite an achievement to let someone like that into the carriage. He can just find a corner to squat in. Why would he need a chair?"
Once someone spoke up, many others immediately chimed in, each one making sarcastic remarks about Jiang Xiao and his group.
"Brother Jiang Xiao, should we go?" the bearded man asked Jiang Xiao for his opinion.
However, the latter closed his eyes and fell asleep, mainly because Mu Xitang kept kicking off the covers in the middle of the night, so Jiang Xiao couldn't sleep well at all.
Since Jiang Xiao didn't speak up, the rest of them naturally didn't dare to be the first to step forward.
But as these women continued to humiliate them, the bearded man and the curly-haired man felt something was wrong.
strangeness.
Even though I've already made up my mind not to take action, why is my anger getting even greater?
It has even grown to the point where they can no longer suppress it.
Just as they were about to break down, the only boy in the carriage wearing glasses couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but start to stand up for Jiang Xiao and the others.
"Can you please say less? People pay for tickets and get on the train normally. How can you be so unreasonable?"
"Oh! Someone's actually speaking up for these villagers? What, does your family also have members from the countryside?"
A few women easily silenced the righteous young man with a few words, leaving him red-faced and visibly angry.
However, he seemed to be wary of something, and didn't dare to refute the women's words at all.
"Oh my god, please, can you please stop arguing?"
The train conductor didn't know how to handle the situation.
"Tch! All of you shut your mouths!"
Originally not wanting to speak, Mu Xitang heard someone speak up for her and then be mocked, so she jumped out of the carriage, put her hands on her hips, and straddled the horns of the big-flowered bull to retaliate.
"I wouldn't even sit on these hard, shabby chairs even if they were free! Are the silk cushions in the car not soft enough, or is Niu Niu's back not fragrant enough? A bunch of country bumpkins who have never seen the world."
"Hey you, four-eyed guy, where are you from? Do you have a big brother protecting you? If not, then follow me. I'm Mu Xitang, known as the 'Nanjiang Protector.' Follow me, and I'll guarantee you'll live the high life!"
"Hey, miss in uniform, don't make things difficult for these loud-mouthed fat young men. I'm Mu Xitang. How about you give me a tissue and let me handle all of them?"
Everyone:.
In just a few words, they almost made their CPUs smoke.
What's with this precocious little pink-haired guy?
However, one has to admire her impressive linguistic skills.
His first sentence was a rebuttal to several older women.
The second sentence took into consideration the bespectacled guy who spoke up for her.
The last sentence effectively removed the troublesome train conductor from the situation.
It's just that her mature beyond her years—no, it's more like "precocious"—is so incongruous.
"Alright, alright, everyone calm down. I'll give you all a complimentary 'deluxe lunch' later." With that, the train attendant left.