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"Goose box, elephant~ elephant elephant mammoth~"
Mosaic.
All you can see in the live stream is a jumble of pixels.
Many girls were greatly disappointed.
However, even Jiang Xiao rarely shows such explosive scenes.
[Sigh, I'm so envious. That perverted old Wang got to see Jiang Xiao cosplaying a mammoth.]
[Fellow family members, does anyone understand? The rules of the game are biased towards Jiang Xiao. Mei Chuan's internal vault wasn't censored even after what happened before, so why is Jiang Xiao's face censored now? I don't understand.]
[I'm so envious of Lao Wang, ladies! I'm going to go take care of my physiological needs now~]
[Sorry, ladies, I'm pregnant with Jiang Xiao's baby (don't argue, everyone gets pregnant at different times, don't be jealous if you can't conceive [heart emoji])]
[Given birth, 6 pounds, natural delivery, looks like Jiang Xiao.]
[Can you guys be a little more serious? You're getting all worked up over something as simple as a mosaic?]
[Any guys here who can screen record this? Next time a girl comments on a suggestive short video saying we guys make dirty jokes, just send her this screenshot.]
Wow!
After being stunned for 30 seconds, Lao Wang finally recovered from his shock.
"Good, good, you little rascal, I didn't realize you were one of us. You have a nice butt and impressive assets, hehehe."
Jiang Xiao blushed and immediately waved his hand modestly.
"Oh dear, uncle, what you're saying can easily be misunderstood."
Yo West!
She can even blush?
"No misunderstanding, no misunderstanding. I think we're a perfect match, a perfect fit."
Chimerism?
What kind of blush-inducing and lewd words are these?
"Humble? Yes, that's right. I'm a very humble person, and Kazama often praises me for that, Goose Box."
Old Wang raised an eyebrow, thinking to himself, "Could this idiot be a moron?"
"Little brother, I have a question for you. Do you know... or rather, do you think your uncle is sick?"
Jiang Xiao stroked his chin and pondered for a moment, then carefully examined Old Wang with a wise look.
"Hey! Man, I didn't know that at first, but you have to understand one thing: once you ask a question, then you have a question in your head."
hiss?
At first glance, it seemed like Jiang Xiao had answered his question, but upon closer examination, it felt like something was amiss.
Are you putting it here?
"Little brother, let me ask you another question. I have an orchard. Stealing a piece of fruit during the day incurs a fine of 50, and stealing a piece of fruit at night incurs a fine of 100. If you steal one fruit during the day and three fruit at night, how much money should you pay me?"
Ok?
Clearly, judging from Jiang Xiao's furrowed brows, this problem was quite difficult and posed a significant challenge to his not-so-high intelligence.
Old Wang:
Sure enough, he really is a fool.
"You stole my fruit, and I'm supposed to pay you?"
"Yes, think about it, if I take a piece of fruit, don't I owe you 50 yuan?"
"That's right." There's no doubt about that.
"So I owe you -50, right?"
"Yes, go on." Old Wang wanted to see what kind of wise words he could come up with.
"If I steal one tonight, I'll owe you an extra 100. Is that fair?"
"Well, but you owe me three more 100s," Old Wang prompted.
"That settles it, doesn't it? I owed you 50 during the day, and now I owe you three 100s, so it's [-50+100+100+100]. You should give me 250 now, right?"
"what?"
Old Wang put his finger in his mouth in confusion, looked up at the sky with a bewildered expression, wondering what kind of logic this was.
Is he really a mathematical genius?
When Lao Wang realized what had happened, he felt insulted and became even more convinced that the man was a complete idiot.
Fool?
Fools are good!
Is there anything in the world easier to fool than a fool?
Thinking of this, Old Wang's smile became even more grotesque. He stopped fixing the toilet and rubbed his hands together as he moved closer to Jiang Xiao.
"Little brother~ Uncle has a White Rabbit milk stick here, would you like to try it?"
Just as Old Wang was about to reveal his true colors, Fei Yu from downstairs came up as well.
Originally, she wanted to come and warn Lao Wang not to ruin the person, but she didn't expect that she had arrived too early and the show hadn't even started yet, so she waited quietly in the corridor on the second floor.
"Yes, yes, I like milk sticks!"
That's good~
"Fuck!"
Old Wang sucked his saliva, immediately ready to let Jiang Xiao experience what it meant to be humiliated by crawling between someone's legs!
To be honest, after being in this industry for so long, this is the first time Lao Wang has ever met such an exceptionally handsome guy as Jiang Xiao.
He's handsome, has abs, a great physique, and is also adorably naive.
"Hey, you inside, don't be too rough, we still need to use it," Fei Yu reminded him gently through the bathroom door.
"Okay, got it!" x2
Ok?
Old Wang was taken aback. Fei Mi told me to be gentle with you, so why did you agree?
"Kid, turn around!"
"why?"
"Hehe, don't you want to try Uncle's White Rabbit milk stick?"
In just a moment, Old Wang sensed a change in the demeanor of the fool in front of him.
Although it also gives people the impression that he is not very smart.
But just now it was pure naivety, now there's an inexplicable chill in it?
"I told you to turn around, didn't you hear me!" Old Wang's voice clearly had a hint of bravado but not genuine fear.
Why hasn't it started inside yet?
Fei Yu found it a bit strange; Old Wang had never been a fussy person.
"Yo ho! Flax Building!! What a generous gift, thank you so much! Please, please, please, please!!"
hmm~
here we go?
Hearing the screams from inside, the tone of which had changed, Fei Mi nodded. That's more like it.
Chapter 287 Cutting out the roots
The screams inside were truly pitiful.
Who would have thought that Old Wang, with his masochistic tendencies, could be such a formidable force when he gets into a dominant role?
In less than two minutes, the screams inside became weak and hoarse, which shows what kind of torture they had suffered.
Sigh, I wonder if that kid can hold on. He's so delicate and tender; it would be a real shame if he fell into Old Wang's hands.
Fei Yu blew a smoke ring and knocked on the bathroom door.
"Hey! Go easy on him, don't ruin him. The four of us are waiting, and don't bury him in a mess."
"Okay, got it!" came the reply from inside.
Old Wang sat on the toilet with his legs apart, his face pale and his eyes vacant. There were still wet tear stains on his face, and a large patch of blood on the floor. His body trembled from time to time.
If you get closer, you can hear him muttering to himself.
"Gone. Without me, I'm incomplete. I'm broken."
Everything happened so fast that he didn't even have a chance to resist.