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Seeing Jiang Xiao with a dark face, Bai Jie with an embarrassed expression, and two little girls with tear stains still wet behind them return.
The elderly folks in Qingshan were heartbroken; it was clear that Jiang Xiao had taught them a lesson!
An elderly woman practicing the Thomas Flair looked at Jiang Xiao with displeasure.
"Jiang Xiao, if you're going to teach the children, then teach them. How could you hit them? Is this how you raise children?"
"You're not my child. My child doesn't say a word, so what are you babbling about?"
Everyone: I'm so frustrated!
After scolding the older woman, Jiang Xiao gestured to Bai Yi and Mu Xitang, indicating that they should go back to their rooms to do their homework and were not allowed to eat lunch.
"There's no homework."
"Yes, the homework was assigned in the evening."
The two of them blinked their big, pitiful eyes at Jiang Xiao, looking innocent and pathetic.
Of course, Jiang Xiao wasn't buying it; he was determined to play the role of a strict father throughout the day.
"No homework at noon? What about yesterday's? What about the day before? If I remember correctly, today is your third day of school. Have you finished the homework from the previous two days?"
Tsk?
Seeing the two little ones with tears streaming down their faces, an old man leaning on a cane couldn't help but come over and plead for them.
"Xiao Xiao, Grandpa has watched you grow up. Please give this old man some face today. The child is still so young, how can he not eat!"
Did I lose it?
How rude!
The old man's eyes rolled back, and the cerebral thrombosis almost ruptured, turning into a cerebral hemorrhage.
Jiang Xiao instantly transformed into the most scathing critic in the Chinese server, and no one could stand a chance against him.
After all, he grew up here, so he knows exactly what hurts certain people.
"You've eaten more salt than I've eaten rice? Fine, I'll go to the cafeteria and get a handful of coarse salt later. You can shove it in right in front of me and I'll see!"
"Instead of criticizing me, why don't you return the underwear you stole from Aunt Wang seven years ago?"
"Oh? My stolen daughters? You want to ask them if they want to come with you?"
"Don't lick your boots and bare your teeth at me. Why don't you mention that you stole offerings when you were young? You're definitely a grave robber!"
"Oh my god, Aunt Sun, I haven't even said anything to you yet. If you don't have money, just buy proper dentures. What's the meaning of buying brass ones? Your mouth smells like shoe polish when you open it."
Oh my god~
The entire Qingshan Mental Hospital, young and old, was mobilized, and Jiang Xiao managed to turn it into a debate with a group of scholars.
A group of veterans in their seventies and eighties were defeated one after another.
I am invincible!
Even if I'm holding Bai Yi's hand in one hand and carrying Mu Xitang in the other, I can still stand against the gods of Green Mountain!
no way.
They watched Jiang Xiao grow up and trusted him too much. When Jiang Xiao was young, these old men and women would often tell him embarrassing stories to amuse him. They never expected that these stories would become the weapons that this kid would use to attack them!
Oh, how adorable Bai Yi and Mu Xitang are! What would happen if they were raised by such a bad father?
In the end, it was the old dean who stepped in.
"Oh? Isn't this international superstar Jiang Xiao? Cough, I bet you don't want your treasured video of peeing in the mud when you were five years old to be leaked, do you?"
Jiang Xiao: "?"
Learn from the barbarians' superior techniques to subdue them?
Having been attacking others' painful past, now the dean himself is being attacked.
A group of defeated elderly men and women immediately showered the dean with praise and admiration.
"As expected of the dean!"
"A single strike is a fatal blow!"
"Otherwise? The dean's skill alone is enough for you to learn for a lifetime!"
"Wow, that's amazing! Five years old? They started planning over a decade ago? The dean is truly a genius, a role model for us all!"
Well.
Although they were praising themselves, the old dean still felt uneasy.
Why are you bunch of lunatics copying me?
Besides, I don't want to be a role model for you bunch of lunatics!
However, after this video was released, Jiang Xiao was really put in his place; urinating in mud was indeed embarrassing.
"Old Deng, I can back down today, but if you dare to leak the video, don't forget, I also have your stuff in my hands!"
The two refused to give in to each other, but in the end, Bai Yi and Mu Xitang were able to have food to eat.
Nevertheless, they still sat in seats far away from Jiang Xiao. Don't ask why; they were just scared.
Chapter 341 Infinite Horror Game!
Both of them ordered enough food for three people and brought it to the table to eat slowly.
"Xiaobai, why is the food here so delicious?"
"Not many dishes, but they smell really good, and they smell completely different from the ones in the courtyard!"
There aren't many things that can interest them, but rice is definitely in the top three.
The sight of the two men with rice grains all over their faces amused a group of elderly men and women around them.
These two little girls are so interesting!
"Maybe they haven't eaten anything good."
Upon closer reflection, it's clear that the standard of living in their village is indeed not very good.
I vaguely remember that when Jiang Xiao first arrived, Sun Wei, as a reward for Jiang Xiao cooking with his daughter, also bought some pig's head meat.
Based on their living standards, they must have lived in a rural area around 00.
There may be no shortage of meat, but there really haven't been any delicious foods.
Otherwise, they wouldn't enjoy the meals served in military compounds and mental hospitals so much.
"Good boy/girl, come here, Grandpa has stored two bottles of milk for you."
The old man with the cane happily took out two bottles of milk from his pocket. This was Qingshan's standard breakfast, and he had specially saved it for him.
"Thank you~" x2
Ouch~
That sweet "thank you" melted the hearts of all the elderly men within a ten-meter radius.
"Xiaobai, why is Jiang Xiao bullying you? Tell Grandpa, even though we didn't talk about him just now, it's because we weren't in the right state of mind."
"Yes, yes, that's right. When we get serious, even your dad might not be able to out-reason with us."
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang sighed helplessly; they knew the level of these veterans.
I'd better not say it. What if I go to argue with my dad after I say it, and then get a stroke from all the criticism?
"Grandpa Fang, please don't inquire about this matter."
"Yes, Grandpa Fang, you'll understand when you reach our age."
Lao Fang: "?"
However, this sounds a bit strange, doesn't it?
Dragon Kingdom Conference Room.
With his large pregnant belly, Director Wang was sipping milk tea from a bucket, not even bothering to lift his eyelids.
"The price is what it is, and I won't reduce the exchange rate by a single cent. Take it or leave it."
The others on the screen were all seething with hatred.
They haven't been eating or sleeping well lately, and they all seem to have aged more than ten years. This guy from the Dragon Kingdom has even developed a beer belly!
It's easy to imagine how comfortable he's been during this time.
Of course, there's nothing that can be done about it. Director Wang's position is quite special. Not to mention how much power he wields, he is very independent.
He couldn't care less about the things in the ghost stories.
He didn't pay any attention to the Sunset Village ghost story this time; he even went to Sanya for two days and didn't return until the third day.
"Is it absolutely necessary to use rice?"
"Not absolutely, um, noodles are fine too."
Director Wang is quite lenient about the items that can be traded, as long as they are food.