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"Dude, how about you curse at me a couple of times? If that doesn't work, you can hit me a couple of times."
what?
This was the first time Bao Lebin had ever seen someone make such an outrageous request.
"Can we not scold him?" Bao Lebin asked tentatively.
Jiang Xiao decisively refused: "Not going to curse? If you're not going to curse, then I'm going to curse, what the hell?"
Bao Lebin: "?"
"What the hell! You're out of your mind!"
Jiang Xiao was overjoyed; now he had a legitimate reason to beat him up.
"What I just said was 'cnm?' It's a question, meaning it's ambiguous or not, something that's neither here nor there. But you not only called me 'cnm' but also used a statement, and even called me mentally ill. So don't blame me for hitting you, because you forced me to do it."
Gift crab?
Bao Lebin had countless complaints in his mind, but before he could even open his mouth, a mop handle slapped him across the face.
'boom! '
(#)[x]з)
This knocked out three of his molars.
Holy crap? Are there really people in the world as abstract as Ma?
Just as the man with the buzz cut was about to retaliate, Jiang Xiao's stick instantly went into berserk mode, and he began to strike relentlessly!
Jiang Xiao only stopped when the resentment in Bao Lebin's eyes completely disappeared.
"Brother, I'm doing this for your own good. You tell me, can you just swear like 'f***er' like that? You're lucky you've run into a good-natured, honest guy like me. What if you ran into a bad guy? They might just tear you apart. You should be grateful I taught you this lesson, understand?"
(#)3(#)“I understand, brother, I understand, I understand.”
"And this corpse?"
“I’ll do it, brother. Let me do everything. I love working. I feel restless if I don’t work for a day.”
After saying that, Bao Lebin snatched the tools from the toolbox next to him, as if afraid that Jiang Xiao would take the work away from him.
Well, children can be taught.
Bao Lebin lifted the white cloth, revealing the face of the corpse underneath.
She's a woman, and a very beautiful one at that?
It wasn't just that she was beautiful; the woman's face was fair, without the pale or bluish look of a normal dead person, but rather a healthy white.
She has beautiful eyebrows, a small and straight nose, and wears a very pretty and natural lipstick.
Especially her eyelashes, long and lively, seem to give the illusion that they are about to open at any moment.
Bao Lebin couldn't resist and reached out to touch the woman's face.
"It's so cold. If her body temperature were any higher, I would really doubt whether she's even alive."
Those of us who have worked in funeral homes know this.
Most of the staff were happy to see the corpse in front of them.
Especially if there are no injuries on the face, not only is the frightening factor greatly reduced, but it also saves a lot of time in preparing the deceased's appearance.
Bao Lebin completely lifted the white cloth, exposing the woman's body to the two men.
Of course, not a naked woman.
The woman's figure, like her face, was almost flawless, with her hands naturally crossed over her flat stomach.
She was wearing a black, form-fitting cheongsam embroidered with roses, and it was the kind with a slit at the thigh.
On her feet were a pair of size 36 black high heels.
The woman was lying on her back in this position, which, from Jiang Xiao's perspective, gave off a sense of elegance and nobility.
strangeness.
Why are there no injuries on the exposed areas? Could this woman have died from poisoning or taking sleeping pills?
"She's so beautiful! I've burned hundreds of corpses, and this is the first time I've ever seen such a beautiful woman. She's like Sleeping Beauty from a fairy tale."
Bao Lebin, his face filled with infatuation, said that he had worked here for more than ten years and this was the first time he had ever seen such a beautiful female corpse. Without turning his head, he spoke to Jiang Xiao.
"Brother, can you step outside for a moment? I have some urgent personal matters to attend to with her."
As he spoke, Bao Lebin reached out to undo his belt.
Ok?
Even Jiang Xiao, a pervert, was stunned. Dude, can you not be so perverted?
Chapter 344 Curator, I'll go first
but.
One yard owned by a yard.
As long as it's hot, it's not necessarily a bad thing!
Seeing that Jiang Xiao had not moved for a long time, Bao Lebin looked up and asked tentatively.
"Uh, Brother Jiang Xiao, you, you wouldn't happen to have your eye on her too, would you?"
Jiang Xiao: "?"
"It's okay, bro. If you like it, you can go first. I just hope you won't kick me out. I'd like to observe for a bit."
Bao Lebin stood up with a fawning smile, indicating that a senior like Jiang Xiao should go first, while he could wait on the side and learn from him.
Gift crab.
It's one thing to doubt my hobby, but to want to watch it live?
"What do you mean? You think I'm very experienced in the field of sleeping dead?"
"Isn't that right? Brother, you look like someone with a story. You know, people who have worked in this line of work for a long time become very sensitive to certain things. Just by looking at your face, I can tell, brother, you must have slept with a lot of dead people."
Jiang Xiao:
If that's the case, wouldn't a ghost count as a dead person?
If we're talking about experience, then he certainly deserves to be called a highly experienced person.
"I'm sorry, I can't do that kind of thing."
"Hehehe, if you won't do it, I will! It's so pretty and free, why not do it! I'm going to work hard until dawn!"
Slightly speechless, Jiang Xiao felt that this man with the buzz cut had a slightly different understanding of the word "do" than he did.
‘Click~’
The doorknob opened, and the curator's greasy pig-like head poked in from outside, urging him on.
"Why are you dawdling like this? It's been so long, why aren't you done yet! Don't you want to do this anymore?"
After seeing the woman's face clearly, the curator's voice rose noticeably.
"Xiao Bao, Xiao Jiang, you two go out first. I will personally handle the cleanup of this body today."
Is this a proper event?
Jiang Xiao felt like his mind was full of lewd thoughts, whether he was thinking in the wrong direction or he couldn't think straight about the situation.
"Director, me, well, actually, me too."
Bao Lebin nodded timidly, indicating that he also had a desire to become a ghost knight.
Oh?
The curator couldn't help but look at the kid with new respect. This guy looked just like Zhao Wuyan, but he was surprisingly bold.
and many more?
Holy crap, how did this kid get such a bruised and swollen face?
Although somewhat surprised, the curator clearly had no intention of inquiring about the source of his wound.
"Alright, since you've brought it up, I'm not a petty person as the curator. Here's what you'll do: you can line up after me."
The curator naturally wants to keep the hottest touch for himself.
"Uh, excuse me, aren't you going to check the female corpse for wounds?"
Jiang Xiao spoke up, meaning he didn't care what kind of perverted things the two of them were doing, but they couldn't neglect their serious business, right?
Their lewd smiles froze.
right!
I was so focused on her face that I didn't even know how she died.
They're just a little perverted, but what if the woman's cause of death was something like a rotten belly or her intestines being pierced? She wouldn't be able to react then!
The curator and Bao Lebin immediately became serious, quickly put on masks and medical gloves, and began to examine the woman's wounds.