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Woj
Having worked in funeral homes for so many years, I've seen all sorts of big scenes, but I've also heard about the most outrageous things.
But someone like Hirozuka Okamon, who eats while carrying a naked female corpse on his back, is truly one of a kind, like a scorpion defecating!
"May I sit down and eat now?"
Okamon Hirozuka asked with a smile.
"Yes, of course you can. Oh, right, I'm full!"
After saying that, the curator took the lead and left. The night watchman hesitated for a moment, then quickly finished the rice in his bowl and left as well, leaving Bao Lebin and Gangmen Hongzuka looking at each other in bewilderment.
"You ate too?"
"without"
Bao Lebin wanted to run away, but he was afraid that the madman in front of him would chase him.
"You, when you go to sleep later, you won't..."
"That's right, as long as the body is there, we'll stay by its side!"
I lost it!
Bao Lebin's vision went black. Dude, if you want to show off your bravery, you can go spend the night in the wilderness. What's the point of torturing your roommate like this?
"Brother, could you come with me to the restroom again?"
Bao Lebin, who was in the lower bunk, weakly asked Jiang Xiao, who was in the upper bunk, for help.
[Rule Seven: If you need to go to the bathroom at night, it's best to bring your roommate with you; it might give you a sense of security.]
It seems that not only the chosen one, but also Bao Lebin, must abide by the funeral home's employee code of conduct.
"How many times is this? You still can't empty your bladder?"
"Yeah, it's my old problem, bro. Could you come with me again? I promise."
Sudden.
For some reason, the talkative Bao Lebin suddenly stopped talking.
"elder brother"
A faint sound, seemingly squeezed out of the throat, came from the lower bunk, filled with terror.
Dissatisfied, Jiang Xiao rolled over and said sarcastically.
"No, can you stop using that eunuch voice, you're a grown man? What's wrong, can't you hold it in and wet the bed?"
"window."
window?
The room has only one window on the west wall, beyond which lies the wilderness. The bed is against the south wall, meaning the window is to Jiang Xiao's right.
Curious, I looked to the right and saw a blurry face reflected on the windowpane.
I wonder how long this face has been stuck here.
Perhaps this face has been silently observing everything in the room all along.
The room was plunged into darkness immediately after the lights were turned off, because the moon had peeked out from behind the clouds.
It was only under the pale moonlight that Bao Lebin discovered His presence.
"Yo?"
Jiang Xiao got up curiously, jumped off the bed, and went to the window to take a closer look.
This action terrified Bao Lebin so much that his soul almost flew out of his body!
Chapter 348 I'll Splatter You in the Face
Similarly, the ghostly face outside seemed to show a visible look of surprise.
"what?"
Jiang Xiao let out a soft exclamation. The window was actually fixed; the glass was in place and couldn't be pushed or pulled open.
‘Dong dong dong~’
I couldn't resist tapping on the glass.
"Come in!"
grimace:"?"
Does this person have absolutely no sense of boundaries?
Jiang Xiao wanted to ask him if he was the funny guy who came over in the evening, but the other person gradually disappeared.
Bao Lebin, who was in the lower bunk, was completely exhausted.
Jiang Xiao's bizarre actions almost made him forget to breathe.
Is this guy out of his mind?
Do you know him?
Looking at Bao Lebin's wide-eyed expression, Jiang Xiao asked.
I know someone who shook his head like a stick, vehemently denying it.
"Are you still going to the toilet?"
Since you're already out of bed, it won't hurt to go. Besides, Jiang Xiao himself felt a slight urge to urinate. Don't underestimate it just because it's only a little bit. If you ignore it because you think it's not strong enough, it will grow infinitely in your bladder.
"No, brother, I don't need to go."
Ok?
This guy can't stop peeing. Wasn't he just making a huge fuss about needing me to go to the toilet with him?
Seeing Bao Lebin's slightly flushed face and his tight grip on the blanket, it seemed as if there was something underneath that couldn't be exposed to the light.
Jiang Xiao's expression gradually became strange.
"No...did you wet the bed?"
"No, no, no, brother, shh, keep your voice down!"
Bao Lebin wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground and immediately began to explain.
"Don't make a sound. It's not much urine. I'm confident I can dry it off with my body heat overnight."
Is this a question of whether you urinate frequently or infrequently, or whether you can dry it out completely?
"Are you sure? This stuff smells even more pungent when it's dried than when it's wet. The fishy smell is even more overpowering."
"It's nothing, I... um?"
Bao Lebin looked at Jiang Xiao suspiciously. How did this guy know so much detail?
Oh well~
Since the problem had already been solved on the spot, Jiang Xiao had no choice but to go alone.
As for the rules
[Rule Seven: If you need to go to the bathroom at night, it's best to bring your roommate with you; it might give you a sense of security.]
Just a thought: Jiang Xiao doesn't have the fetish of being stared at while using the toilet, otherwise he might have trouble urinating.
"I'm really fed up. Why do they have to build a toilet so far away?"
In a normal house, the bedroom and bathroom are not far apart, but this funeral home is really bizarre. You have to leave the corridor, go around the hall, and finally pass through the large storage room where the bodies are kept before you can get to the toilet.
What viewers in the live stream most want to complain about is...
The funeral home's toilets were huge, almost identical to the public areas in many people's high schools.
This is supposed to be a tiny funeral home with only a handful of people, but the toilets are huge!
Besides Jiang Xiao, Cun Tou, the curator, and the night watchman, are there any other people here?
The main problem is that although the place is large, the spaces between the buildings are very small and crowded, and it is divided into several rows.
The urinals and toilet troughs were arranged in several rows.
It can accommodate at least a hundred people to relieve themselves at the same time.
The slogans painted on the wall, such as "One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization" and "Coming and going in a hurry," further evoked a strong sense of nostalgia among the countless viewers in the live broadcast room.
Similarly, Jiang Xiao was also very curious.
But he was illiterate, and the public restrooms in Aoyama were individual cubicles.
He was just curious about the design of this dry toilet, but he didn't really have anything to complain about; he just considered it a unique feature of the funeral home.
Ok?
Jiang Xiao stopped in front of the door.
Is there any noise coming from inside the toilet?