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"Oh, right, this is the best reward, although actually I was mainly in it for the money."
[Wo Zui Xi Huanqian hugged Sato Kazuma tightly, and Sato Kazuma, feeling the softness against his chest, said...]
"I beat him to a pulp because he deserved it. If anyone causes trouble again, just get your money and a sack ready and call me."
After finishing his sentence, Kazuma Sato turned and left.
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【"Hey."】
"Watching Sato Kazuma leave, Wozui Xihuan shouted."
"I have a girlfriend."
"No, I meant to say, you are my hero."
"No, no, no, don't use the word 'hero' to describe me."
Upon hearing the word "hero," Kazuma Sato repeatedly said "no."
"A hero? No, not now, and never will be."
[Sato Kazuma thought to himself, then looked at an acquaintance and gave him a friendly interaction.]
"Go to hell, Kazuma."
Sensing Egg's sadness, the person offered a kind greeting.
"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to beat up even worse bad guys."
[Sato Kazuma's inner thoughts sound more like he's explaining something to the audience.]
98: Kazuma Sato: He's spouting rhymes all the time; he seems like he could take the postgraduate entrance exam.
"Welcome to Sister Margaret's Pub, which is also one of my favorite places. To be honest, if I could, I would choose to retire here."
"Ahem, getting back to the point, besides being a place to relieve stress, this is also a recruitment fair for mercenaries, much like college students with resumes at a job fair."
"This is our job market."
"We're like a bunch of illegal, unorthodox tooth fairies; we just knock out teeth and take the money."
"So, it's best not to get targeted by the tooth spirits."
"It's a great analogy. I guess children won't believe the Tooth Fairy's lies in the future. Actually, it's good that they learn the truth sooner rather than later."
Hachiman Hikigaya praised Kazuma Sato's analogy of the Tooth Fairy.
"I never expected your writing skills to improve so much after you entered the workforce."
Zhuge Cong looked at Sato Kazuma and said, even wanting to add a line, "You want to take the postgraduate entrance exam?"
"Good evening, Barry, Booth."
[Sato Kazuma patted the tall guy and the short guy on the shoulder and said.]
"Sato Kazuma, guardian of the weak, is there anything I can do for you?"
[After Kazuma Sato approached the bar, the bartender looked at him and said something.]
"Give me oral sex."
"I've been thinking about it a bit too."
The bartender, upon hearing the name "oral sex," also began to have wicked thoughts.
"I was talking about the alcohol, what are you thinking, man in skinny jeans?"
"But first," Sato Kazuma handed a card to the bartender; the card had Qian Mode's name written on it.
"I won't accept this money for childcare. Give the money back to that Wo Zui Xi Huan."
"For a mercenary, you're really kind-hearted."
"I guess you didn't hit that stalker too hard, after all, he was just a kid."
The bartender was slightly shocked by Sato Kazuma's words. After all, the mercenary wasn't there for the money; mercenaries who gave up bounties to work for free were practically an endangered species.
"The guy in the tight-fitting clothes isn't a bad kid, just a bit of a stalker, but I've already taught him a lesson."
"Besides, I'm not as kind-hearted as you say. I just happened to trigger a reaction. If you had exchanged the money from Wo Zui Xihuan for a grown man, do you think I would have accepted the money or given extra payment?"
"Here's your drink, Kahlua coffee liqueur, Baileys Irish Cream with whipped cream. Time for your oral skills. Why did you make me do this? I remember you don't like it."
The bartender, holding a spray bottle of whipped cream, said...
Then, Sato Kazuma took the cup and handed it to a waiter, saying...
"Hand this to Barry and say it's from Booth, just a little foreplay."
"Let's talk about what the consequences of doing this will be."
The bartender looked at Kazuma Sato and said, "After all, just hearing the name of this 'oral sex' drink is enough to convey its profound meaning."
The implications of a grown man giving another grown man such a drink are self-evident.
"Anyway, I won't be the one bearing the consequences; I'll just cause trouble."
[Just as Kazuma Sato finished speaking, he saw the burly man named Barry, his face contorted with rage, rush to Booth's table with the oral sex drink Sato had ordered and slam the glass down on the table.]
"Calm down, calm down, buddy, don't be impulsive."
Those around Barry tried to persuade him, but it was clearly to no avail.
"What do you want?"
[Barry then delivered a powerful punch to the face of the guy named Booth.]
Then he picked up a gag and threw it at another guy who was on good terms with Booth, and the scene started to get chaotic.
"Cheers to your health, buddy."
[Sato Kazuma, holding up his glass, said that this was the drink he wanted, not that gay-themed drink.]
"Mr. L, do you think that Kazuma Sato started this dispute on a whim, or does he have ulterior motives?"
The staff member watching the screen, puzzled by Sato Kazuma's behavior, asked, "Doing this job is like doing reading comprehension questions."
They tend to overanalyze every action of the characters on the screen, such as the conflict instigated by Kazuma Sato.
Even if it was just a whim of Sato and Shinichi, they would still be able to come up with many reasons for it.
"Tell me first, do you think he's just having fun or does he have some other purpose?"
L did not immediately express his opinion, but instead looked at the person on the screen and spoke.
"Um... I think it's possible that this guy named Barry or Booth has some kind of grudge against him, like double-crossing or something."
The person in charge of the light screen thought for a moment and then looked at L with eagerness in their eyes, but L just said something indifferently.
"Keep watching, because you'll only learn more if you keep watching."
"But there's one thing, and that's that I feel Sato Kazuma won't get up early if there's no profit in it."
"Come on, you fatso."
"Say it again."
The bartender, watching the fight, offered little attempt to intervene, only speaking when he noticed the weapon in one of the men's hands.
"Don't touch that, that's the new chair, oh damn."
The bartender had barely finished speaking when he noticed the new chair was already shattered into pieces.
"Snap."
"You'd better stay put."
The guy named Booth was knocked to the ground by Barry, and bright red blood was flowing from his mouth and nose.
[Boos tried to struggle a bit more, but Barry, who knew the importance of finishing off his opponent, delivered a punch that knocked him to the ground, unable to get up.]
Seeing that Booth had stopped moving, the scene quieted down, and the silence seemed to be a familiar kind of quiet, as if it happened every now and then.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, move aside, thank you for your cooperation."
At this moment, the bartender squeezed through the crowd to reach Booth's side. He first dismissed Barry, then expertly reached out to check Booth's breathing and pulse.
"He's not dead, Booth is still alive."
【"ah."】
As the bartender finished speaking, a chorus of sighs rose from the crowd, seemingly expressing regret that Booth hadn't died.
"Although it seems strange at first glance, it makes sense. Mercenaries who live a life of risking their lives are indeed used to seeing dead people, and may even enjoy it."
Looking at the crowd on the screen sighing because Booth hadn't died, Hachiman Hikigaya also felt it was quite reasonable.
99: Asagiri Kaname: That damned Sato Kazuma!
"There are no winners today."