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"Of course, I understand how you feel right now. We're all going to die, though I know that I didn't die in the end."
"But overall, I know what it feels like to know you're going to die, so I understand what you did."
Kazuma Sato adopted the air of someone who had been through it all, like an older brother, and put one hand on Zhuge Cong's shoulder, speaking earnestly.
"But look at me, people still can't be too indulgent."
"Snapped."
Zhuge Cong slapped Sato Kazuma's hand down.
"It's not that you haven't indulged yourself, it's that you've been used as a guinea pig before you've even had a chance to indulge yourself."
Zhuge Cong said to Sato Kazuma.
"The most important thing now is to figure out how to solve the problem of palladium corrosion in the mini arc reactor on Cong's chest."
Kiritani Kazuto interjected.
"Yes, it's already at 89%. If we don't find a solution at this rate, Cong will be in real danger in a few days."
Nishikata turned around and said.
"Alright, now I want to..."
[Just as Hachiman Hikigaya was about to turn around, Shiho Miyano grabbed his arm.]
"Wait a minute, don't call anyone yet."
[Shiho Miyano roughly guessed what Hachiman Hikigaya was planning to do.]
"But look at him now. Just a few minutes ago, I vouched for him with my own integrity."
[Hachiman Hikigaya pointed at Zhuge Cong, who was completely drunk and disoriented, and said...]
"I know, let me handle it."
[Shiho Miyano knew it was best to let her handle this matter, since it would be troublesome enough for Hachiman Hikigaya to find someone to deal with it, and she already had enough to do these past few days.]
[Hachiman Hikigaya knew that Zhuge Cong was usually a bit unreliable, but he didn't expect him to be this unreliable today.]
[Shiho Miyano's words made sense; it was probably because the illness was worsening that Zhuge Cong did something somewhat absurd.]
"Come on, come on, or I'll have to make my move."
[Hachiman Hikigaya said, "It's not that Hachiman Hikigaya is heartless; quite the opposite, it's precisely because he values Zhuge Cong that he's so angry."]
[Because someone is already planning to harm Zhuge Cong, and he's the one taking the brunt of it, that's why he's furious to see Zhuge Cong in this state. Of course, it's also because Hachiman Hikigaya is unaware of Zhuge Cong's physical condition.]
"A question people often ask me is: Zhuge Cong, how do you go to the toilet wearing that iron armor? Well, this is exactly what I'm saying."
[Zhuge Cong, slightly drunk, was speaking into the microphone on the DJ booth, then a satisfied expression appeared on his face.]
"Does the boss even have a small toilet?"
Deidara asked Sasori beside him, "This isn't in my armor."
"I didn't see it last time, and I don't think it will this time either."
Scorpion said calmly.
"Then why do you think the boss said that?"
"I don't know, and you talk too much."
[Sasori spoke to Deidara expressionlessly.]
"If there's a small toilet inside the armor, how did he manage to get his weapons out?"
"I asked Shihara Tadakuni curiously."
"I think it might be like those smart open-crotch pants, which will automatically open as long as Zhuge Cong gives the order, and then close again after he's done relieving himself."
After thinking for a moment, Tabata Hideyuki said.
"I think either Zhuge Cong went to the toilet before putting on the Iron Man armor, or he wore an adult diaper. After all, it's unlikely that there would be room for a toilet inside the Iron Man armor."
"Moreover, Zhuge Cong was speaking while drunk, so there's a certain degree of exaggeration involved in the toilet installation story."
Tanaka Yoshitake felt that what Zhuge Cong said about installing a toilet was not very reasonable.
"Thank you all so much for coming, but unfortunately it's time to say goodnight. Thank you again for coming."
[Shiho Miyano walked over to Zhuge Cong and took the microphone from him, speaking as well.]
The audience murmured as they heard the show was ending, but it was, after all, someone else's home.
"The party's over? No, wait a minute, we haven't cut the cake yet!"
[Zhuge Cong looked at Shiho Miyano and spoke in a childlike tone.]
"No, no, you're drunk and a bit out of control right now. You have to listen to me."
[Shiho Miyano adopted a very serious expression and said, "The usual Zhuge Cong might listen, but he might not listen when he's drunk."]
"I didn't lose control, you're the one who lost control, beautiful."
"You should go back to sleep."
"I'm not going."
"You were just peeing inside your armor."
"That's nothing, I have a filtration system; I can drink it directly after filtration."
"Alright, everyone knows how to do it now."
【"All right."】
[Shiho Miyano breathed a sigh of relief as she watched Zhuge Cong seemingly finish the meeting, but she still had a feeling that things weren't that simple.]
"Is it really over like this?"
Hachiman Hikigaya, watching from the sidelines, found it somewhat unbelievable. Normally, Zhuge Cong could cause him quite a few troubles, and sometimes he was even difficult to reason with.
Now that he's drunk, Hachiman Hikigaya thinks Zhuge Cong should be even harder to persuade.
"Shiho Miyano is right, the party is over. But for me, the party ended two and a half hours ago, but the after-party starts in 15 minutes."
[Zhuge Cong took the microphone from Shiho Miyano and walked off the DJ booth, saying this as he did so.]
[The group was initially a little disappointed when Zhuge Cong announced the party was over, but cheered when they heard the announcement that the after-party would begin in 15 minutes.]
[On the DJ booth, Shiho Miyano closed her eyes, a headache throbbing; she knew it.]
[Hachiman Hikigaya also guessed that it wouldn't be that simple.]
"If anyone doesn't like it, the door is over there, Shiho, you can rest there first."
[As Zhuge Cong was speaking, he suddenly shot out a palm strike, shattering a glass table beside him, causing everyone to gasp in surprise. However, they quickly assumed it was just part of the entertainment.]
"Wuhu."
Zhuge Cong cheered, and the crowd below the stage joined in.
【"Throw."】
[Zhuge Cong spoke to a woman holding a wine bottle, and the woman cooperated by throwing it upwards. Zhuge Cong then aimed a shot at the palm of his hand.]
[A cheer erupted as the bottle shattered. Hachiman Hikigaya, unable to bear Zhuge Cong's behavior any longer, headed towards the underground workshop.]
After entering the underground workshop, Hachiman Hikigaya donned the Iron Man armor, specifically the Kunag suit.
[Upstairs, Zhuge Cong was still playing a game of throwing and shooting with the others.]
"I'll only say it once."
As Hachiman Hikigaya's loud voice rang out, the scene fell silent, and everyone turned to look at him.
【"go back."】
After Hachiman Hikigaya finished speaking, he had the mask on his armor removed.
"It's weird."
L looked at Hachiman Hikigaya, who was wearing Iron Man armor, and said...
"Is something strange about that place?"
The staff member in the light screen next to him asked, "Doesn't this look great?"
"Just wait and see."
L didn't say it outright, but he already had a guess in his mind.
"Should we take action?"
[Deidara spoke to Sasori and Senku Ishigami in team voice chat.]
【"Need not."】
Sasori directly rejected Deidara's idea of taking action.
143: Zhuge Cong: From now on, you'll be the war machine, Hachiman Hikigaya.
Upon hearing Hachiman Hikigaya's words and seeing the silver-white Iron Man armor he was wearing, everyone immediately ran towards the door.