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Gui Naifen is an outsider who stayed in Xianzhou by chance. Now she is a passionate and romantic street performance artist, juggler and anchor.
Her real name was "Guinevere", and "Guinaifen" was the name of her fairy boat given to her by her friend Sushang.
Facing a brand new life in Luofu, Gui Naifen quickly learned a skill to make a living, thanks to her love for Xianzhou culture.
Performances such as eating noodles upside down, using a gun to lock one's throat, breaking a boulder with one's chest, and catching a bullet with bare hands have been widely praised by audiences.
However, even creating something interesting requires an assistant, so—
She was the one who broke a boulder with a hammer;
She caught the bullet with her bare hands; she was the one with the gun.
She was the one holding the bowl while eating noodles upside down.
Even with a golden spear at her throat, she was still the one holding the gun.
Poor Su Chang was manipulated by her best friend Gui Naifen.
Since it had only been a short time since the broadcast started, the live stream was still quite quiet and lacked viewers, so Gui Naifen was able to spare some time to chat with the audience.
"Where is Changchang? Changchang is a member of the Cloud Cavalry. The Cloud Cavalry is short-handed, so she has to go on patrol."
"Will the streamer bite the lighter? No, thank you!"
"Looking at the Listening Beast + friend... It's you again! Moderator, you've banned him from speaking!"
"You want to see Changchang? Xiaoguizi isn't as pretty as Changchang? Is that even fair?!"
Gui Naifen's pretty face darkened. She hadn't been live-streaming for a while, and her popularity had declined somewhat.
Why is the live stream full of Xiao Heizi and Pian Ge? Don't they have any real fans of the streamer?
"Luofu seems chaotic today, with Yunqi Army patrolling everywhere. What do you think, Xiao Guizi?"
"Shh, this is a topic that can't be discussed, don't ask anymore."
[System notification: Lord Fu Xuan's dog has enabled fan light boards in the live stream.]
Gui Naifen beamed with joy: "Thank you, Lord Fu Xuan's dog! Thank you for the light board, Lord Fu Xuan's dog!"
Su Jinyan tipped 100 SC points and left a message asking, "What do you do for a living, streamer?"
Gui Naifen was slightly speechless: "Thank you for the eye-catching comment from Lord Fu Xuan's dog."
"What do you do for a living, host? Xiao Guizi is a positive role model!"
"I often perform acrobatics here at Changletian. You're welcome to come and support me."
"Recently, I feel that acrobatics might be more suitable for offline performances, so Xiao Guizi plans to try some other live streams."
"There are so few people in the live stream, everyone can chat or something."
"If you like this, please remember to follow and share. You can also participate in the live stream giveaway by sending gifts!"
"If you encounter any problems, you can ask Xiao Guizi, and Xiao Guizi will answer them for free."
[System notification: Lord Fu Xuan's dog has fed Xiao Guizi 10 Guinevere Judge's Pens.]
The barrage of "666" instantly flooded the quiet live stream chat.
[Jingyuan's single-user recommendation: Holy crap, one Judge's Pen costs 100,000 credits, 10 Judge's Pens are almost two months' salary for me.]
[Milk Powder Powder: Little Guizi has met a true fan!]
[Leg Hair Prince: Boss, do you need any more accessories on your legs? Looking for a sugar daddy/sugar baby.]
[Playing cards like crazy: Caught someone not taking their job seriously and secretly watching live streams!]
[Jingyuan was my first husband: first meeting, adorable, my favorite, marriage, burial.]
[Jingyuan's single-push user: Ran into a love rival? Who are you upstairs?]
Gui Naifen excitedly did a somersault: "Thank you so much, Lord Fu Xuan's dog! Thank you for the generous gift, boss!"
“You said before that Xiao Guizi wasn’t as pretty as Changshang, so be it, Xiao Guizi is not as pretty as Changshang. I forgive you.”
This single tip is enough to cover her earnings from a week of busking and juggling.
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, I'll reward you with one Dawn Luofu for each one you answer correctly.]
Gui Naifen's heart started pounding uncontrollably.
A single Dawn Luofu is worth 500 million credits and can also be broadcast across all channels on live streaming platforms to attract viewers.
With immense wealth laid out before her, she had no choice but to cherish it.
"Ask away, boss. As long as Xiao Guizi can answer it, I will answer it to the best of my ability."
[Lord Fu Xuan's Dog: Does a priest's death count as a promotion or a resignation?]
Gui Naifen: "?"
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: Foot massage is still treatment, why can't it be included in Luofu's medical insurance?]
Gui Naifen: "?"
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: I offered the general a bribe, and he refused to accept the patrol arrow. Is that illegal?]
[Should I report this to the local authorities, the Earth Balance Bureau or the Shence Prefecture?]
Gui Naifen: "?"
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: Everyone says even tigers don't eat their cubs, so if I encounter a tiger in the wild and kneel down to acknowledge it as my father, will it still eat me?]
Gui Naifen cupped her cheeks, her expression resembling that of the famous painting "The Scream".
What kind of stupid questions are you asking?
The world of the rich is truly beyond my comprehension.
Gui Naifen strongly suspects that this "Lord Fu Xuan's dog" has a penchant for messing with people's minds.
Just from his online name, you can tell that he must be a huge fan of Fu Xuan.
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: So many questions, surely the little streamer can answer them all?]
Gui Naifen was at a loss and asked urgently, "Excuse me, is there a more normal question?"
"Give me a normal question, and Xiao Guizi will definitely be able to answer it!"
[System notification: Lord Fu Xuan's dog has fed Xiao Guizi 20 Guinevere Judge's Pens.]
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: Here's a consolation prize for you.]
[System notification: Lord Fu Xuan's dog has fed Xiao Guizi 30 Guinevere Judge's Pens.]
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: This is an encouragement award.]
The live stream chat was flooded with "666" comments again.
There are relatively few people watching the live stream at this time.
Therefore, after the first three rounds of tipping, Gui Naifen's live stream ranking was directly pushed into the top six on the platform.
The platform's top six spots on the homepage featured a large influx of viewers into Gui Naifen's live stream.
Gui Naifen was so excited that her pretty face flushed red, and she thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you so much, boss, for the 50 Judge's Pens! You're so generous, thank you so much!"
[Lord Fu Xuan's dog: One last question, does Chang Chang have any hobbies?]
Su Chang is her best friend.
Normally, Gui Naifen would have refused to answer without hesitation.
However, Gui Naifen was unable to answer any of the questions Su Jinyan asked, and thus missed out on Dawn Luofu.
After being stimulated by the previous rounds of tips, Gui Naifen's mind had become somewhat clouded, and her psychological defenses were gradually crumbling.
In psychology, this has a special term: the induction effect.
When a point on the cerebral cortex is excited or inhibited, the opposite neural process occurs in the cortical area adjacent to that point.
This allows one to temporarily ignore external stimuli and focus on the "positive feedback" that may follow.
Now, only one thought echoed in Gui Naifen's mind:
She can receive a reward of 500 million credits as long as she can answer the question.
Let alone asking Su Chang about her preferences, even if you ask her about her more private secrets, she can blurt them out subconsciously.
Therefore, Gui Naifen replied without hesitation, "Oh, is that even a question?"
"Shangshang loves listening to storytelling, especially when the storyteller tells the tale of the heroic cavalry."
"I also enjoy helping others and hope to leave my mark on history!"
[System notification: Lord Fu Xuan's dog has fed Little Guizi Guinevere Dawn Luofu*1.]
"Thank you for the Dawn of Luofu, boss. You're so generous..."
"No, why are you asking about Changchang's hobbies?"