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Huo Huo waved a small white flag and retreated step by step:
"Su Taibu, I...I surrender..."
"I'm still young, so it doesn't taste very good now. Can I live for a few more decades before I can eat it?"
puff-
Huo Huo stumbled and fell to the cold ground, little pearls kept falling out.
Tail said disdainfully, "Alright, alright, stop scaring her."
"Don't you know who you are? Is it fun to bully a little girl like this?"
Su Jinyan smiled and squatted down: "You're Suiyang, whose nickname is 'Tail', right?"
“I had only captured Huanlong a short time ago, and I imprisoned her in a dark room, whipping her dozens of times every day.”
"Huo Huo, you don't want 'Tail' to end up like Huan Long, do you?"
Huo Huo wiped away her tears, looking aggrieved: "Grandpa Tail, for Grandpa Tail, I, I..."
Tail spoke first, "Huo Huo, please give it to him."
"I don't want to end up like Huanlong."
Huo Huo felt even more wronged, and a sense of betrayal inexplicably welled up in her heart.
"Grandpa Tail? You, what's wrong with you?"
"Oh, what do you mean, 'what do you mean'?" Tail rolled its eyes.
"You idiot, didn't you realize he was joking the whole time?"
Su Jinyan pinched Huo Huo's tender little face and rubbed it into a funny and ridiculous shape.
“Little Huo Huo, it’s easy if you want me to stop eating you. Just stop calling me ‘Su Taibu’ from now on.”
Huo Huo looked at him pitifully: "Then what should I call you?"
Su Jinyan said, "Call me Grandpa Su."
Snow Robe: "......"
Huo Huo stammered, "Grandpa Su, please don't eat Huo Huo, okay?"
The tail was extremely agitated: "Hey, hey, hey, are you trying to take advantage of me?"
"Huo Huo calls me 'Grandpa,' but you call me 'Grandpa'?"
"What, you've become my dad?"
Su Jinyan said sternly, "That's where you're wrong."
"Many people would love to be my son, but none of them have this honor."
Tail was somewhat tempted: "Then tell me, what are the benefits of being your son?"
Su Jinyan said arrogantly, "Don't you Suiyang people enjoy tasting human emotions?"
"The emotions that Huo Huo, this little crybaby, provides for you are definitely not that rich."
"Would you like to try something even more delicious—emotions?"
Tail was already tempted: "You said it yourself, so why don't you open your body and accept me?"
Su Jinyan smiled slightly: "Don't rush."
"You should be able to feel it now, the big one is coming."
The tail seemed to be pondering the meaning of those words: "The big one is coming, the big one is coming..."
"Holy crap, Huo Huo, let me out right now, the big one is really coming!"
Huo Huo resolutely refused: "No way."
"You're clearly trying to trick me into removing the talisman so you can secretly go to Grandpa Su."
The tail looked pained: "Aaaaaaah, ouch, I'm really not kidding."
"I'm begging you, Huo Huo, please let me out quickly, the big one is really coming."
"Su Jinyan, I'm way better than Grandma Li!"
Snow Robe: "......"
It was Su Jinyan who took the initiative to remove the talisman from Huo Huo's tail.
Once freed, its agonizing tail lashed out in a flash.
If this happened in the Ten Kings' Mansion, it would be incredibly embarrassing.
It's very likely that Xueyi will dislike it and put it into Cangyue Gourd.
Huo Huo asked timidly, "Grandpa Su, what's going on with Grandpa Tail?"
Su Jinyan said in a deep voice, "I'll let it experience firsthand the emotions of a human experiencing diarrhea."
Huo Huo: "......"
Su Jinyan: "Huo Huo, when you had diarrhea, was your tail still on your butt?"
Huo Huo: "......"
Xueyi finally spoke up: "Alright, Ayan, stop teasing Huohuo."
"Huo Huo, did you get some new information here?"
Huo Huo replied urgently, "Yes, Lord Xueyi."
"The latest intelligence reports that we have discovered a strange man in Lin Yuan Realm who had contact with Dragon Master Su Guang."
Xueyi's expression was somewhat serious: "Bring it here."
Huo Huo stretched out her slender white hand and gently tapped the jade screen. Immediately, a virtual projection appeared before the two of them:
Old Sambo, wearing high heels, bright red lips, and heavy makeup, swayed seductively back and forth.
Su Jinyan: "..."
Xueyi hesitated and asked, "Huo Huo, are you sure this is a strange man?"
Huo Huo explained, "The intelligence report said that we compared the entry records and the stranger's gender is indeed male."
"His full name is Sambo Koski. He came to the Luofu Immortal Ship to find his distant uncle, Su Taibu."
Su Jinyan's voice rose in a nasal tone: "Hmm?"
Huo Huo hurriedly said, "Grandpa Su."
Su Jinyan nodded in satisfaction: "Mm."
Xueyi looked at him suspiciously: "Ayan, is this your distant relative?"
Su Jinyan righteously distanced herself, saying, "I don't know such a distant relative."
He didn't have many interactions with Sambo.
Unexpectedly, Old Sambo, who looks so handsome with thick eyebrows, is actually a pervert who likes to cross-dress.
It's really unbelievable.
However, the Masked Fool is someone who can do anything, but it's unclear what his intentions are in contacting the Dragon Master.
Xueyi nodded: "Understood. I will personally arrest him and bring him to the Netherworld for my sister to interrogate."
With a gentle tap of her slender white hand, Huo Huo continued to project Sambo's every move.
Dragon Master Su Guang asked in horror, "What kind of demon are you? Why are you dressed like this?"
Sambo looked at him with disdain: "You stinky man, you're really shameless."
"They immediately start criticizing other people's outfits; it's just unbelievable."
Dragon Master Su Guang: "..."
The maidservant said respectfully, "Sir, this is Lin Yuan Realm, which is also an important place for the Chi Ming Clan."
"If there is no other urgent matter, please leave here, sir."
Sambo glared at the maid: "What makes you presume my gender?"
The maid was speechless.
Long Shi Su Guang said in a deep voice, "Miss, could you please leave here?"
"I have no intention of being rough with women. If you don't leave here, don't blame me for being unkind."
The maid asked in a low voice, "Lord Suguang, are you sure he is a woman?"
Sambo stood with his hands on his hips, glaring angrily: "Sister, this is where you're wrong."
"As a fellow woman, are you trying to discredit my appearance, Old Sambo?"
Maid: "I...I'm sorry..."
Sambo winked and made a delicate gesture with his fingers:
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