American comics: You're asked to fish, but you catch a Superman template?

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Chapter 483 Batman and Catwoman

At 4:30 a.m. in Gotham City, the sky was already beginning to glow with a dim light.

Batman, Bruce Wayne, is standing atop his favorite skyscraper, overlooking the entire world.

A cool breeze blew across the rooftop, and Batman instinctively rubbed his shoulder, which he had just injured in the fight, his eyes seemingly clouded with a thick fog that he couldn't clear.

A refreshing scent assaulted Batman's nostrils; he sniffed and recognized the person from the aroma.

“I know you’re here, Bruce.”

The newcomer was elegant and graceful, dressed in a black tight-fitting leather outfit that perfectly showcased her hot figure.

The pair of cat ears on her head added to her endless charm. She walked behind Batman in her high heels, stretched out her arms, which looked like black lotus roots, placed them on Batman's shoulders, and gently pinched them.

"Ouch... Be careful, Kate, you know I have a bruise on my shoulder!"

Batman tried to control the pain, but the pressure from his old lover was so intense that even Batman's strength was not enough to stop him from breathing.

Catwoman Selena Kyle continued applying the dressing, saying, "I'm draining your blood, Bruce. I think you should go find your cloaked friends. Once they get moving, they'll definitely take care of your problem!"

"I told you I could handle it!!"

Batman whirled around, his voice filled with anger, but when he saw the woman with elfin beauty standing in front of him, his tone immediately softened.

“I’m sorry, Kate…. I mean, my friend killed the Joker for me, or rather, legally executed the Joker, but…, somehow the Joker came back to life, and he’s more insane and deadly than before!”

A year ago, Xu Fu took Kara to capture the clown who was planning to rob a bank and brought him to the Court of the Three Wise Men.

After being tried in the Court of the Three Wise Men, the Joker was exiled to the Phantom District, a terrifying area filled with murderous alien prisoners.

The Joker's exceptional intelligence was rendered useless there, and the bloodthirsty aliens quickly hanged him there.

Cyborg later confirmed the Joker's death, which was a huge relief for Batman, as the Joker had almost truly pushed him into an infinite abyss, forever losing his confidence and becoming enslaved by darkness.

But just a few months ago, the Joker reappeared in Gotham City.

At first, Batman thought it was just an imitator, a criminal with the same unparalleled talent for crime as the original Joker, but the outcome was far more complicated than he imagined.

“Kate, when I became the God of Knowledge, I asked Chairman Möbius who the Joker was, and he gave me a name.”

After saying this, Batman suddenly lowered his head, his eyes glazed over, as if darkness had swallowed him up.

Catwoman Selena Kyle tilted her head, looked into Batman's eyes, and asked impatiently, "What's your name? Who's the Joker?"

"The name is... Bruce Wayne!"

"What?! You...are you kidding me?!"

When Batman said his name, Catwoman initially thought he was joking, but upon closer reflection, she realized that Batman had never joked with her before.

This upright, steely man had nothing in his heart except for training and his role as a vigilante.

And yet, despite his deep concern about the end of the world, he puts on a playboy slacker act during the day, as if he's never joked with anyone!

Catwoman thought for a moment, then her expression turned strange. She stammered, grabbing Batman's hand and asking...

"What exactly do you mean, Bruce? You share the same name as the Joker? Or did you create the Joker? Did the Joker create you?... You and the Joker are interdependent, I am inside you, and you are inside me?"

Catwoman's imagination ran wild, but she still couldn't understand it. Batman was silent for a moment, then turned to face Catwoman, who was determined to ask, shook his head, and said:

"Somehow, the Möbius Chair brought me back to the Joker... Of course, you don't need to overthink it. This chair isn't omniscient or omnipotent. It doesn't even know how to control and reverse the anti-life equation, let alone Xu Fu."

Who is Xu Fu?

Catwoman asked instinctively, then suddenly covered her mouth, looking at Batman (Bruce Wayne) with an adorable expression, "Oh my god, darling, you seem to have accidentally revealed the real name of a Justice League member. Let me guess who it is...?"

"Your friend in the red cape?...No, no, no, he looks American. He was adopted by an American couple when he was a child. You can't call him that..."

Superman's alien identity is no secret. Over the past two years, Clark has given many interviews and knows a little about his situation.

Having rejected Superman, Catwoman's beautiful eyes gleamed with a cunning light, as if she could see into Batman's deepest secrets. "I understand, the only Asian in the Justice League, the Avenger!"

Batman's lips twitched, cold sweat beaded on his forehead, and he felt like crying. "Are all you women Sherlock Holmes?"

Blame it on those bastards in the Good Alliance; they call each other by name all the time. Turns out they were using code names, and then their real names inexplicably started appearing.

"The true identities of the Justice League members are a state secret, so please keep it confidential..."

"Don't try to scare me with any state secrets. It's okay. If you want me to keep it a secret, you have to agree to one condition!"

Catwoman stroked her full breasts with her left hand and waved her right finger in front of Batman.

Batman rubbed his forehead and asked helplessly, "So, what are the conditions?"

"kiss Me!"

Catwoman grinned wickedly, grabbed Batman by the collar, pulled him close, and pressed her red lips against his body.

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The next day at noon, Xu Fu appeared on the top floor of the Planet Daily, supporting his aching back.

It was here that Clark and his good friend Jimmy Olsen secretly met.

The fire door opened, and Clark Kent, dressed in a suit and wearing lead glasses, appeared before Xu Fu. He paced back and forth, occasionally tripping over the wooden clogs on the side like a suicide squad member.

“There’s no need to put on airs in front of me, Clark!” Xu Fu looked at the other man with a blank expression.

Judging by his appearance alone, it would be hard for anyone standing in front of him to call themselves the world's greatest superhero.

Clark smiled, revealing his fangs, and explained, "You know, once I have those eyes drawn on, I'm just an ordinary person. That's what you came up with in the first place, so tell me... what do you want from me?"

"I wanted you to say... could you and Louise share a wedding chapel?" Xu Fu asked with a shrug.

"Shared... wedding chapel?"

Clark was taken aback at first, then suddenly realized, smiled, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes. He stepped forward and patted Xu Fu on the shoulder: "Oh my god, you are... proposing to Diana?"

"It's all because of you! You suddenly want to marry Louise. Yesterday, Diana made me propose, otherwise she... sigh!"

Xu Fu's face showed a bitter expression, and he subconsciously rubbed his old lower back.

I, the God of Punishment, the embodiment of the life equation, must possess boundless energy and inexhaustible super combat power.

But I never expected that Diana, the goddess of love and peace, is now very peaceful and full of the purest life energy, which I radiate after doing some loving things for her.

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This life energy was undoubtedly absorbed by Diana, nourishing and strengthening her divinity.

Although Xu Fu's lost life energy could be restored, a single drop of life energy is equivalent to ten thousand drops of blood—that's the difference between the two. Diana struggled more and more fiercely, becoming more and more vibrant, more and more radiant, frantically squeezing out Xu Fu's life energy.

Moreover, Xu Fu was screaming as well, as if his body had been completely drained.

Seeing the sadness on Xu Fu's face, Clark seemed to realize something and subconsciously held back.

In fact, Clark had to control every muscle in his body 100% when interacting with Lois, because if he wasn't careful, he might tear Lois to pieces, so it was very energy-consuming for Superman.

However, Louise had nothing to worry about; she was simply enjoying the immense pleasure that her strong body brought her.

"Hey!!!"

Xu Fu and Clark both sighed at the same time. They recognized each other instantly and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes.

That's hard to say!

"Okay, I understand, Xu Fu. Anyway, congratulations on finding a partner to live with. As your friend, I think it would be unforgettable if we staged a wedding together!"

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Clark's smile returned; life's problems were insignificant, what mattered was that he truly loved Louise.

The same applies to Xu Fu.

“Our weddings can be held together. You'll have to discuss it with Louise later and get her approval... Anyway, I'll go tell Barry and the others that I have to withdraw from the Justice League's groomsmen team.”

"No problem, come to church with me tomorrow at noon!"

Clark had a press release to write, so he said goodbye to Xu Fu and returned to the Daily Planet.

Xu Fu then told Barry, Arthur, and the others about his plan to marry Diana, and the response he received was astonishing: they also wanted to seize the opportunity to marry the women they loved.

Barry Allen and Iris West!

Arthur Curry and Myra!

Even Batman, Bruce Wayne, is planning to spend some quality time together.

This surprised Xu Fu.

"Bruce, who is your bride? Talia Elgur, Selena Kyle, Vick Valley, or Sylvain Saint-Claude?"

Xu Fu is on the phone with Bruce Wayne, discussing his date.

After all, Bruce is known as Gotham City's playboy, and having his mistresses around provides better companionship.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, then he said, "Talia hasn't abandoned the League of Assassins. It's Kate who's been helping me ever since the dark forces and the anti-surveillance system nearly destroyed Gotham City..."

Kate is Bruce's affectionate nickname for Catwoman. Xu Fu thought Bruce was too focused on his superhero role and didn't expect that he would secretly befriend Catwoman.

“Okay, okay, I get it. You don’t love Clark more than anything; you love that tempting kitten. But Bruce, are you sure she’s serious this time? I think I remember her lying to you so many times before….”

Before Xu Fu could finish speaking, the phone went dead.

Clearly, it was a wounded, young person who angrily hung up the phone.