r18novel Page 690
Page 690
Lin Luoxue held Su Chen's arm and looked at Li Shuci: "Call Roes. It's so late, she should be done with her work by now."
Li Shuci's face turned even redder.
He replied quietly, "Mmm~".
327: No metaphors! No poetry! No parallelism! No asking about the afterlife!! (Thanks for subscribing)
327: No metaphors! No poetry! No parallelism! No asking about the afterlife!! (Thanks for subscribing)
Ren Yifan did as he was told.
I went straight to dormitory 601.
Stand at the doorway.
I was going to knock on the door.
But just as her hand touched the door...
The door opened directly.
He was completely dumbfounded.
"Mr. Lu, why is your dorm room door left open like this?" Ren Yifan walked into the dorm room, turned on the light, and looked at Lu Qiaochuan on the bed: "Aren't you afraid that your things will be stolen while you're sleeping?"
"Hey, wake up!!"
Lu Qiaochuan opened his eyes.
Looking at the ceiling, which felt both familiar and strange.
He asked, bewildered, "What time is it?"
Ren Yifan looked around on his desk.
He simply tossed the watch up there: "See for yourself."
"It's so late?"
Lu Qiaochuan put the watch aside and continued staring at the ceiling: "Did I sleep all day?"
"who knows."
"But it's true that I called your cell phone all day today and no one answered."
Ren Yifan looked at the two humps on Lu Qiaochuan's body, went up and patted them: "Su Chen said you have two humps on your body, I didn't believe it, but looking at it now, it really does look like one."
"Is this a case of not wanting to be a drifting duckweed, but instead wanting to be a camel?"
"Pretty much~" Lu Qiaochuan tilted his head, looking at the two bulges on his body: "Look, don't I look like a camel that's been crushed by the last straw?"
Ren Yifan: "..."
"Now that the metaphor is over, shouldn't we recite some poetry?"
Have you ever heard any poems about duckweed?
Ren Yifan: "Are we going to start with parallelism next?"
Ah! My body is like a floating duckweed, and the rain has sunk me.
My body is like duckweed, like flowing water.
Like duckweed, I have no roots; like duckweed, where can I find refuge?
Ren Yifan: "Are you going to ask me what I want to be in my next life?"
Lu Qiaochuan tilted his head and said, "If there is an afterlife..."
"Get lost!!" Ren Yifan glared at him. "You really do whatever I say? Are you deliberately trying to annoy me?!"
"Always talking about being reborn again, your current state is just like those concubines in the Yellow Emperor's harem."
"I look at my belly every day and long for the next life!"
Hearing Ren Yifan's complaint, Lu Qiaochuan lay back down: "You're so familiar with these tricks, did I often do this before?"
Ren Yifan paused for a moment before replying, "About once every two years."
"So, what was I like last time?"
“Last time you dragged me to the botanical garden and we spent an afternoon there, and in the end you told me that you are not a person, but a plant, and the botanical garden is your home.”
Lu Qiaochuan had no recollection of this and continued, "Then how did I get better last time?"
“In the past, when this happened, I would just leave you alone for a week, and you would basically be fine.” Ren Yifan stroked his chin. “If we’re talking about the last time, Uncle Lu gave you a beating with Seven Wolves cigarettes, and you were fine that same day.”
"Ah!~~~" Lu Qiaochuan groaned in pain, his eyes narrowed, "This time it probably won't heal so quickly~"
"Pretentious!!!" Ren Yifan gritted his teeth: "Metaphor, reciting poetry, parallelism, asking about the next life, plus pretentiousness."
"You really intend to do it all again in front of me, without missing a single one?!"
"Wouldn't you feel uncomfortable if one of them were gone?"
Ren Yifan was about to lose his temper: "Get up right now!"
"Hmm~~" Lu Qiaochuan said with his eyes closed, "The lights are about to go out."
"I'll let you sleep!" Ren Yifan stood on the stool, grabbed the bundle on his body, and threw it away.
As a result, the bag was thrown away.
Lu Qiaochuan sat cross-legged.
He crawled under the bundle above.
Ren Yifan: "..."
He suppressed his anger.
He was holding the package in both hands, ready to throw it away.
"No!" Lu Qiaochuan held his last ground, gently shaking his head: "Don't do this."
"I have nothing left but this~"
"Oh! I really shouldn't have been so curious to come and see you."
"In the end, I didn't manage to persuade you, but I got really angry!" Ren Yifan returned to the ground, looked around, and suddenly saw the weekly goals that had been posted on the wall.
"Didn't you form a morning running group with me before?"
"Go running up there tomorrow?"
"Huh?" Lu Qiaochuan asked in surprise, "I actually have such positive and optimistic thoughts?"
"Yes!! It was my weekly goal last time~"
Lu Qiaochuan craned his neck and glanced at it.
Finding it was indeed his goal, he lay back down: "Ah~~~ In our youthful days, full of scholarly spirit, vigorous and spirited, we were bold and unrestrained, pointing out the flaws in the world, writing passionately, regarding the past as mere dust~"
Ten thousand
Household
Hou.
"Are you done reciting!" Ren Yifan gritted his teeth and looked at him, afraid that if he wasn't careful, a big bang would come up.
"Hiss! ~~~ Do you remember~~ swimming against the current~"
Nami
遏
Flying boat~
"I'll come find you at six o'clock tomorrow!!" Ren Yifan roared angrily, his hands clenched tightly.
Finished speaking.
He walked away without looking back.
They don't give you any time to back out.
"Hey! Why don't you turn off the lights before you leave?"
"Hey!~~"
Lu Qiaochuan waited for a while and realized that Ren Yifan was indeed not coming back.
Sighed.
"Never mind, it will turn off on its own after a while."
...
the next day.
Ten o'clock in the morning.
Su Chen slowly opened his eyes.
I realized I seemed to be the last one to wake up.