r18novel Page 861
Page 861
Then the groom was helped into the car by the bride.
The group started heading back.
The journey was quite eventful.
In the car.
Su Chen: "This smell of alcohol?"
"Haha, what can I do? My clothes were in the trunk, but I still smell a bit." The driver looked at Su Chen and asked, "How did you guys get up there today?"
"Did two more teammates die?"
"No, not at all." Su Chen smelled the alcohol. "What if we get caught for drunk driving? Won't that cause problems?"
"How could that be?" the driver laughed. "I'm driving, and I haven't been drinking. I have nothing to hide!"
"Moreover, the probability of being caught for drunk driving during the day is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, so there's nothing to be afraid of."
The driver looked at Su Chen and asked in confusion, "So how did you end up getting up there?"
"Did those relatives have a change of heart?"
"No, not exactly," Su Chen said calmly. "I drank my way up."
Thud! ~Thud! ~
Hear this.
The entire vehicle shook twice.
"Young man, you have quite the capacity for alcohol!" the driver exclaimed. "Having been a wedding car driver for so long, this step is basically done by sheer numbers."
"You've taken care of everything all by yourself?"
"Your belly isn't a stomach, it's more like a four-dimensional space."
Su Chen: "..."
Your complaint really hit the nail on the head.
"Driver, just focus on driving and don't get distracted. I don't want to see our story in tomorrow's paper."
"OK!" The driver was a little embarrassed.
Su Chen was about to close his eyes and rest for a while.
Sniff!
A sudden stop.
Before Su Chen could ask a question, there was a knocking sound outside the car window.
Checking for drunk driving?
This luck is truly unbelievable.
"Should we blow the air directly or go through the proper procedures?" The driver was very conscientious and opened the window to blow the air.
"Wow! They're already drinking before the banquet even starts?" The inspector placed the breathalyzer in front of the driver: "Blow, blow, blow! Good!"
"Zero." The inspector glanced at the number, waved his hand, and said, "You're honest enough. Let's go."
"Don't drink and drive, that's a rule my dad instilled in me since I was little, how could I dare not follow it?" The driver was about to leave when his eyes darted around, looking at Su Chen: "Brother, want to take a test?"
Su Chen: ? ? ?
...
After the incident involving a breathalyzer test for drunk driving.
The car returned to silence.
Because it was right when Su Chen blew air.
The detector still showed 'zero'.
This made the kind-hearted driver feel cheated.
She looked aggrieved the whole time.
Su Chen was happy to have some peace and quiet and fell asleep in the car.
I woke up.
The convoy arrived at the foot of the mountain.
At this time.
The security guards stopped them here.
However, they only asked for a token amount of cigarettes and candy before letting them pass.
After all, they're all acquaintances.
Moreover, Wang Qiang had already made arrangements.
Otherwise, private cars simply wouldn't be able to get up there.
The group returned to the mountain villa.
The couple got off the bus, and then a series of games began.
This has nothing to do with Su Chen.
Turned.
We walked to the open space inside the villa.
A familiar figure was sitting on the speakers, directing the entire event.
"This is the command post, this is the command post. The new recruits are back now, everyone prepare to move out!"
"Where are the flower girls? Tell them to get ready; they'll be scattering flower petals soon."
"What? No flower petal scattering? No flower girls? Good heavens! You guys are so stingy."
"..."
Seeing how busy he was, Su Chen didn't disturb him.
"My cousin is back?"
Several beautiful figures appeared in front of Su Chen.
They wore pink bridesmaid dresses, which, combined with their slender figures, made them look exceptionally beautiful.
"How do we look?
Su Chen stroked his chin: "Luo Xue, Shu Ci and Han Fei feel about the same."
"Xu Lianqiao seems to be more suited to cool colors."
"What about me? What about me?" Zhong Bai jumped over, bouncing from side to side.
Seeing that Su Chen was about to speak, he suddenly reached out and said, "Wait!"
Are you going to praise me or make fun of me?
Su Chen: "...I'm going to state the facts."
"Fine then!" Zhong Bai turned around: "You never say anything nice."
"Brother Hao is right. When we're happy, we shouldn't listen to you."
Lin Luoxue: "Then Hao Ge didn't win an award at the May commemoration because his work was two seconds short."
Zhong Bai: "..."
Li Shuci: "You can actually listen to what Su Chen has to say."
"And the assessment is quite fair; black suits me better." Xu Lianqiao glanced at her clothes and nodded.
"Then... then you tell me."
Seeing Zhong Bai's extremely unwilling expression, Su Chen laughed: "It's just an evaluation, it's not meant to hurt you."
"I feel that pants suit you better than clothes like this."
"Really?" Zhong Bai's eyes widened. "You like me wearing pants!"
"Yeah, like... mmm!~"
"That's enough, cousin. That's enough." Lin Luoxue stood on tiptoe and covered Su Chen's mouth: "No need for metaphors."
Su Chen: "..."
"Pah! Even if I like to look, I won't wear it for you!"
Zhong Bai spat lightly, turned around and ran away.
Seeing Bai walk away, Li Shuci looked at Su Chen and asked, "What were you trying to say just now?"
Lin Luoxue released her hand: "Now, let's talk."
"It's like, apart from those very gorgeous long dresses, these simpler ones... can't hide her tomboyish figure at all."
"Powerful and vigorous!"