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"Pfft! This level of Chinese is comparable to mine," Zhong Bai remarked from the side.
Su Chen rolled his eyes: "Is it something to be proud of?"
"Then tell me one?" Zhong Bai looked up.
"Wishing you both good health after a bath~~~" Su Chen thought for a moment, "You two will be even healthier after a bath."
Everyone: "..." spoon.
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"Hahahaha!" Zhong Bai laughed and slapped the bed from the side: "With your skill level, you're not even as good as me."
Su Chen: "Then you do one?"
"Hmm... cleanse my mind and conscience, wash my hands and serve the public... loot everything~" Zhong Bai's voice grew softer and softer as he spoke, until he felt guilty himself.
"You two stop messing around."
Before Su Chen could speak, Lin Luoxue, who was standing next to him, anticipated his words and told him to shut up.
Su Chen shrugged.
Zhang Wei slapped his thigh and stood up: "I came in such a hurry that I didn't bring any gifts."
Talking.
He took a piece of paper out of his pocket.
"This is the only lottery ticket I ever won. I've always been reluctant to use it, carrying it with me as a talisman for eight years. Now I'm giving it to you!"
Zhang Wei closed his eyes and handed over the invoice.
"Eight years?"
Su Chen looked at the invoice, which was still in such good condition, and remarked, "You're not planning to use this as evidence either, are you?"
Zhong Bai: "If you don't have any jokes, don't say anything, it'll just seem boring."
"Scratch another one?" Guan Gu Shenqi looked at the scratched area and was puzzled for a moment.
Is there such a prize on the invoice?
"Could this be a fake invoice?" Tang Youyou didn't believe "613" either.
"Don't you know about the other invoices?" Zhang Wei was a little confused. The invoices he had been using for eight years were actually fake?
Su Chen: "You've kept it so well, you can use your position to sue them for using fake invoices."
“But their noodle shop has already closed down!” Zhang Wei spread his hands: “I can’t find anywhere to sue them.”
Lin Luoxue shook her head: "Poor uncle."
"Well, I don't have anything to give you, so I can only give you this." Zhang Wei took out two 50-cent coins from his pocket and handed them over.
"Two fifty-cent coins." Tang Youyou looked at the coins in her hand with some confusion. Was there some other explanation for this?
"These are rare error coins. Look, this coin has the obverse printed on the reverse and the reverse printed on the obverse," Zhang Wei explained the differences between the two coins with great seriousness.
Judging from his expression, anyone who didn't know better would think it was true.
Tang Youyou: "..."
Guan Gu Shenqi: "..."
The two exchanged a single message: 'I treated you like a brother (friend), but you treated me like a fool?'
Li Shuci, unaware of the situation, looked at Su Chen and said, "These coins sound really rare!"
“It’s really rare,” Su Chen complained. “It’s the kind of thing that can happen with every five cents.”
Lin Luoxue nudged Su Chen on the shoulder: "Aren't you going to help your uncle out of this predicament?"
Su Chen: "Uh..."
"Tell me the truth, don't cause trouble!" Lin Luoxue pointed at him with her finger.
Zhang Wei looked at him with some hesitation.
"Here are two 50-cent coins for you~ that way you... can make a dollar!"
"That's more like it!" Tang Youyou accepted the two 50-cent coins and smiled, "The gift isn't important, it's the thought that counts."
"Hehe~ We've already delivered all of ours~"
Lu Ziqiao stood up and looked to the side: "What about certain people?"
Li Shuci stood up: "Sister Youyou, we didn't prepare any gifts."
May you grow old together in love and happiness, and be forever united in heart!
"It's alright, you're all still young, how could I accept your gifts?" Tang Youyou said, glaring at Lü Ziqiao.
"Uh, I wasn't talking about you guys~"
"Who is it? Do I need to call out their name?"
Chen Meijia sat on the bed with her head down: "Youyou, I came in a hurry and didn't bring any gifts~"
"It's okay~ You've already given Auntie a beautiful, dark complexion~" Lu Ziqiao said sarcastically.
Upon hearing this, Tang Youyou pinched him.
He even whispered a threat.
"However, I don't have anything I can give away right now... so perhaps... perhaps..."
Chen Meijia suddenly looked up at Lü Ziqiao.
Seeing this made Lü Ziqiao panic.
"What do you want to do?"
"How about I give you the right to slap Lu Ziqiao?"
"Slap him?" Zhong Bai asked in confusion, "What kind of right is that? Can you even give that as a gift?"
"Of course!" Chen Meijia said with a smile, "Back then, we made a bet that the loser would get slapped by the winner!"
"I've used up a few over the years, let me calculate how many I have left!"
"Wait a minute!" Zhong Bai stood up and stood next to Chen Meijia, whispering, "Meijia, in mathematics, in addition to the minuend, you also need the subtrahend to get the result."
They won't wake up unless you remind them!
Zhong Bai gets a headache every time he sees Meijia doing math problems.
She was afraid of hearing some shocking algorithm.
"Oh! So how many did I use?"
Chen Meijia looked at the ceiling: "We used one at Zhanbo's place in the first season."
"I used one when I first came back in season three~"
"They used one when they were locked out with Lu Ziqiao~"
"The incident involving Lu Ziqiao's neck used one..."
I used one at the bar.
Zhong Bai winked at Su Chen: "What season one, season three?"
Let's just consider it their nonsense.
Su Chen rolled her eyes.
He was too lazy to explain the superpowers and such things about the characters in Love Apartment.
Anyway, it's impossible to explain.
Chen Meijia counted on her fingers for a moment, then gave up and shouted, "Anyway, there are still several left, so I'll give them all to you!"
Consider this a blessing for you all~
“But we don’t really need these slaps,” Tang Youyou said, looking at Guan Gu Shenqi.
The latter, upon hearing the five slaps, unconsciously touched her face.
It was as if they felt the same way.
May your future life be full of exciting and lively moments!
Everyone covered their faces.
Another guy with practically zero literary skills.
"It doesn't sound very fluent, but it feels pretty good!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Who said this chance to be slapped can be given away?" Lu Ziqiao couldn't stand it when he heard that they were going to give the opportunity away to someone else.
"According to the rules of the martial arts world, you can't fight back or resist, but who says you can't transfer the gift?"
"Hi!~"