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Lu Qiaochuan: "Didn't you say you weren't planning to cooperate with us anymore?"
"That's you guys, Su Chen isn't included!"
Ren Yifan said matter-of-factly, "I don't care, just give me one of the roles in there."
“There really is a character.”
Lu Qiaochuan sat up and laughed, "You're the oldest in the whole play, are you going to play him?"
"The eldest in seniority?"
Ren Yifan ignored Yan Xiao and said, "I'll act, I'll act~"
Chapter 500: Ren Yifan: Who is this ugly bastard?! (Chapter 500 cheers~ Merry Christmas!)
Chapter 500: Ren Yifan: Who is this ugly bastard?! (Chapter 500 cheers~ Merry Christmas!)
"Holy crap! So this is what you meant by the highest seniority?!"
Ren Yifan looked in the mirror at himself, dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes, and pointed at himself with wide eyes: "How come I heard you guys were filming a modern drama, not a period drama?"
“Of course it’s a modern drama.” Lu Qiaochuan put a hat on Ren Yifan’s head and said affectionately, “Can’t there be ancestors in a modern drama?”
"Besides, we're still in the Republic of China era. Isn't it normal that there were people from the Qing Dynasty back then?"
"Is this normal?" Ren Yifan asked, somewhat puzzled.
"Here it comes! ~ Freshly baked face model~~"
A joyful voice came from outside the door.
Then Zhong Bai jumped in, carrying a mask.
Without saying a word, he put it on Ren Yifan's face.
"Hey! Brother Zhong, what are you doing?"
"Don't move!"
Seeing that Ren Yifan had calmed down, Zhong Bai began to rub his face with satisfaction.
"Let me tell you~ The most distinctive feature of your character is this mask I brought you."
"Without him, you would lose your soul."
Seeing Zhong Bai's serious expression, Ren Yifan didn't dare to say anything more.
My face feels sticky.
I feel very uncomfortable.
"What kind of character can only reveal their soul by wearing a mask... Holy crap!!!" After Zhong Bai finished sticking the mask on and left, Ren Yifan was immediately startled by his reflection in the mirror.
Who is that ugly guy inside?!
Dark skin tone, wrinkled skin, and a texture that looks very much like pustules.
Everything about it was teasing his nerves.
Once an embarrassing moment comes to mind, there's no other adjective that comes to mind.
"Your image is quite good!" Su Chen walked to Zhong Bai's side and looked at Ren Yifan in the mirror: "You really do have that kind of look."
[Ren Yifan's resentment level: 333!]
"Nice looks my foot!" Ren Yifan shouted through his mask, "I want to play the lead role!"
"He's the main character~" x3
"Are you sure this ugly guy is the main character?!" Ren Yifan pointed at the mirror: "Who would watch a show with someone like this as the main character?!"
[Ren Yifan's resentment level: 444!]
“That’s not right.” Su Chen shook his head and said seriously, “Beauty has no hierarchy. Golden waves are beautiful, long black hair is beautiful, fair-skinned, rich and beautiful women are beautiful, and dark-skinned, fat and ugly women are also beautiful.”
[Ren Yifan's resentment level: 555!]
Lu Qiaochuan stroked his chin: "I always feel like you're implying something, but I have no proof."
"Don't you think your own words are contradictory?" Ren Yifan asked expressionlessly, though he was wearing a mask, so his expression was not visible.
Zhong Bai, watching him from the side, asked, "When you came for the job interview, didn't you even know what we were going to be filming?"
"A modern action film, huh? Su Chen's script," Ren Yifan said matter-of-factly. "And there are beautiful women in it. Otherwise, do you think I would have come here with those scripts you wrote last year?"
"With your acting skills, you're not even qualified to act in my plays," Zhong Bai spat at him from the side.
Lu Qiaochuan stroked his chin: "Overall, your statement is normal and correct."
"But the person who told you about it didn't tell you the name of the play."
Ren Yifan had a bad feeling, but he still asked, "What's the name of this movie?"
“Mr. Vampire,” Su Chen walked over, pointed at him in the makeup mirror, and said, “And you are the main character here.”
"Zombies??? They're so ugly?!"
Ren Yifan exclaimed in shock, "And it's all under a mask! Even if it's filmed, who would know it's me in disguise!"
"Don't worry about that. I'll put your name in big, bold font at the top of the cast list." Bi Shisan appeared before everyone, dressed in a Taoist uniform.
Ren Yifan: "Thank you so much!"
Bi Shisan: "You're welcome."
Ren Yifan: "..."
Su Chen glanced at Bi Shisan's attire.
He wore a yellow Taoist robe, carried a peach wood sword on his back, and had a bell at his waist.
He had an expression of detachment and indifference.
Don't say it.
I really think that's what it's all about.
His expression was a bit wooden; it would have been better if he could have shown some heroic spirit in his eyes.
"Pfft!" Lu Qiaochuan was about to laugh, but when he noticed Ren Yifan staring at him, he immediately stopped smiling. "By the way, how did you find out we were going to make a movie?"
"Moreover, based on his description, this person may have deliberately withheld important information from you."
Su Chen: "Indeed."
Ren Yifan: "That's not it..."
"Hahaha! ~ Hahaha! ~~"
"Let me see where our adorable Mr. Zombie is~~~" Yu Hao skipped in with cheerful little steps and a loud laugh.
Looking at the zombie who was looking sullen in front of the makeup mirror.
He walked over with a grin.
He touched the mask with his hand.
Wow! The quality is amazing! This is definitely a professional product made by a major manufacturer!
"Hehe, want to know who told me?"
Ren Yifan raised his hand and pointed at Yu Hao, who was looking excited.
"it's him."
"Pfft!! Hahahaha!!!" Everyone couldn't hold it in anymore.
"What's wrong?" Yu Hao asked, hands on his hips. "Did I say something wrong?"
"This play is exactly what I described!"
"And you are undoubtedly the protagonist!"
Ren Yifan pointed at the mirror again: "Are you sure?"
"Mr. Zombie, Mr. Zombie, if the zombie isn't the main character, then who is?"
"Sir?" Yu Hao said matter-of-factly.
Ren Yifan: "..."
"No, I still feel uncomfortable." As he spoke, Ren Yifan prepared to tear off the mask from his face.
"Don't move! You absolutely mustn't move!"
"What's wrong? Is there something stuck to it?" Ren Yifan quickly stopped what he was doing, thinking it was something stuck to the mask. He looked in Yu Hao's direction, wanting him to help remove it.
As a result, Yu Hao slapped his hand away, saying, "This thing doesn't hurt the skin, but it's really expensive."
"Every time you tear this up, it costs you money!"
"We have limited funds, so no matter what, you have to finish filming today!"
Bi Shisan glanced at it: "If I do it, it will be cheaper."
Ren Yifan: "..."