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In the end, the scholars in the hall were all drunk, their blood boiling, and they sang loudly!
In his final moments, Li Chang'an slowly walked out the door, uttering something that no one could quite understand.
"The world of Joy of Life no longer needs poetry!"
After the poetry gathering ended, Fan Xian and Zong Zhui helped Guo Shao down the mountain.
Just outside Yunmen Temple, we found that all eight roads leading up the mountain were brightly lit.
Everywhere you look, you hear the sound of poems being recited!
A drunken scholar, with disheveled hair, danced and gesticulated wildly under the moon!
Some scholars even snatched the soldiers' spears and began to brandish them!
Some carried wine jars in their hands, drinking with the not-so-bright moon!
Suddenly, Guo Baokun broke free from their support and let his hair fall loose.
"Life is full of disappointments, so tomorrow I'll let my hair down and drift away in a small boat! Guo is off on his boat!"
After saying that, he jumped into the river with a "splash"!
Fan Xian clutched his forehead in anguish, and Zong Zhui jumped down to save him without a word.
Then, one after another, the sound filled the river like dumplings being dropped into a pot!
Tonight I read too many poems that drive people crazy. These well-read scholars have all gone mad after drinking!
At this moment, soldiers stood ready by the river, having already pulled out quite a few scholars, soaking wet.
Li Chang'an was also leading Wang Qinian down the mountain when they witnessed the madness of the entire Yunmen Mountain.
Wang Qinian clicked his tongue in amazement, “Your Highness’s poems have such a powerful magic for scholars!”
The accumulation of thousands of years of poetry and literature carries the warmth, sighs, passion, and fervor of those who are best at expressing themselves!
Overnight, everything poured down on this civilization like a waterfall of lava!
How could it possibly bear that easily!
Inside Yunmen Temple, Zhan Doudou tried her best to pull herself out of the sea of poetry.
Haitang breathed a long sigh of relief, "Finally, I've recovered, Your Majesty!"
Zhan Doudou wiped the sweat from her forehead, her eyes gleaming with fervor.
"It's so shocking!"
"I never imagined that I would meet such an extraordinary person as Li Chang'an in this lifetime!"
Seeing Zhan Doudou's dazed expression, Haitang felt extremely relieved.
Fortunately, Li Chang'an was about to leave, otherwise he would have stolen the little emperor's soul.
However, a disturbing madness suddenly appeared in Zhan Doudou's eyes.
"Junior Martial Aunt, what rank is Li Chang'an now?"
Haitang Duoduo hesitated for a moment before revealing Li Chang'an's apparent but false cultivation level.
"Mid-grade eight, I guess..."
A cold glint appeared in Zhan Doudou's eyes. "Would the sleeping potion work on him?"
Haitang felt a pang of bitterness in her heart, but she had no choice but to say, "I think so."
"Where's the medicine?"
"There are... I guess so."
"Will using the sedative and aphrodisiac together affect the effect?"
"It shouldn't be... right?"
"Junior Martial Aunt, I will avenge you for that one medicine!"
Haitang was stunned. You want to sleep with me, and you even say it's to avenge me!
Hearing Zhan Doudou's crazy words, Haitang quickly lowered her voice.
"Your Majesty, your plan to use artificial insemination won't work. Li Chang'an is a member of the Southern Qing royal family!"
"You can't possibly let a descendant of the Li family inherit the throne of Northern Qi!"
"No, no, we can discuss it with others, but we absolutely cannot involve Li Chang'an!"
What Haitang Duoduo didn't expect was that Zhan Doudou didn't want to borrow a seed at all.
"Little Martial Aunt, who told you that I wanted to borrow a seed?"
"I have no other thoughts, I just want to sleep with Li Chang'an."
"Li Chang'an is handsome and talented; no one in the world can compare to him!"
"I possess the entire world, so what if I sleep with him!"
Haitang Duoduo acted as if she didn't recognize Zhan Doudou, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you! Have you gone mad?"
Zhan Doudou looked down the mountain from afar and spoke as if to herself.
"If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon!"
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, for ye may ye have no flowers left to pluck!"
"Little Martial Aunt, if I am to be a man for the Great Qi for the rest of my life, what harm is there in being selfish for one night and being a woman!"
Haitang Duoduo is anxious!
Li Chang'an is a near-Grandmaster, so forget about sleeping potions and aphrodisiacs, even poison is useless against him!
But Haitang had a deal with Li Chang'an, so she absolutely dared not reveal Li Chang'an's secrets.
"Your Majesty, must it be Li Chang'an? Couldn't it be someone else?"
Zhan Doudou asked with a smile, "Little Martial Aunt, besides Li Chang'an, who else is worthy of me?"
Haitang sighed, "No, not really..."
No! Absolutely not! Li Chang'an is ruthless, vicious, and harbors treacherous intentions!
Zhan Doudou said with a smile, "I know he has ulterior motives. He burned down the Zhenfu Division and killed the Embroidered Uniform Guards. Of course, he has no good intentions."
"That's precisely why I want to sleep with him and teach him a lesson!"
"He always acts so arrogant. What will his expression be if he were to lose his virginity to me? Haha!"
Haitang Duoduo couldn't believe that the beautiful young girl Zhan Doudou would automatically deliver herself to her door. Li Chang'an would laugh himself to death!
Zhan Doudou was still immersed in her own world, "You are a ninth-rank upper-level cultivator, your cultivation far surpasses his!"
"Didn't you invite him out for drinks? Lure him out tonight, and drug him!"
Haitang Duoduo bowed and pleaded, "Your Majesty, please reconsider!"
Zhan Doudou suddenly shouted sternly, "Holy Maiden, this is an imperial edict!"
Haitang was both amused and exasperated. "Your Majesty, you'll regret this!"
Zhan Doudou said firmly, "Having seen the vast ocean, other waters are nothing; having beheld the clouds of Wushan, other clouds are nothing. I will never regret it!"
Haitang Duoduo stomped her feet in anger, "Ugh! Poetry is a killer!"
But she quickly came up with an idea.
She didn't tell Li Chang'an the truth of the matter, but simply followed Zhan Doudou's instructions and invited Li Chang'an out for drinks.
He put sleeping pills and aphrodisiacs into the wine, but these drugs had no effect on Li Chang'an, so Zhan Doudou couldn't do anything to her.
If Li Chang'an finds out, Haitang should take the blame herself. It's perfectly reasonable for her to have taken the medicine herself in order to avenge the previous drug use!
Having devised a strategy, Haitang secretly brought Zhan Doudou to the courtyard where she lived.
She then had the palace guards protect her while she went to the post station alone.
As soon as Haitang arrived at Li Chang'an's courtyard, Wang Qinian and Teng Zijing rushed out.
Wang Qinian said politely, "Your Excellency, what brings you here so late at night?"
Haitang said impatiently, "They're looking for your Highness, not you!"
Wang Qinian bowed and said, "The Holy Maiden truly has deep affection for my Highness. I will go and inform her immediately!"
The people of Nanqing are all scoundrels, and Haitang doesn't know how she can be so devoted to Li Chang'an.
Having heard the commotion long ago, Li Chang'an slowly walked down from the second floor.
"Haitang, if you need anything, just come to my room. Why bother Old Wang? He's getting old and doesn't sleep well."
Wang Qinian exchanged a meaningful glance with Teng Zijing, who understood immediately.
Haitang sighed in disgust, "You promised this holy maiden a drink, and tonight is the night of the Shangsi Festival, a perfect time for drinking."
Li Chang'an narrowed his eyes slightly. "Haitang, a late-night rendezvous, could it be that you have other intentions?"
Haitang nodded very readily, "That's right, this Holy Maiden has ill intentions towards you, do you dare to go?"
Li Chang'an nodded solemnly and said, "Even if it's a dragon's den or a tiger's lair, I will still go!"