r18novel Chapter 379 - 381: Viciously Ugly
Chapter 379 - 381: Viciously Ugly
’This is nothing like what I imagined at all!’
She was dejected, but also horrified.
’Past-life lover? Forget it!’
’Right now, I just want to go back in time and slap myself to death.’
She only took one look before sharply turning away, and anyone could guess what she was thinking.
[I’m dying laughing. So that’s the lover she was so obsessed with.]
[Didn’t she say he looked like some guy named Ah Cai? Oh man, I’m really dying!]
[So she finally met him. I wonder how ’healed’ she feels now?]
[I get it now. You can talk things over with someone who’s just incredibly ugly. But someone who’s incredibly ugly *and* a total eyesore? You can’t even stand to look at them for a second!]
[Don’t even mention it, even I was shocked. He’s just too ugly!]
[Well, at least we’re getting some life experience in the host’s stream!]
As the Evil Ghost’s figure gradually materialized, he, too, felt it was very strange.
’Why am I suddenly back in this place?’
He glanced around and suddenly his eyes met a girl sitting ramrod straight, her back perfectly erect.
Su Nian looked at the girl’s terrified expression and smiled, a look of satisfaction on her face.
’Finally, some peace. Lovesick fools should really talk less.’
But unexpectedly, the ghost was also overthinking things.
Seeing the girl sitting so primly, he felt a surge of joy.
’Why is she sitting so straight? Could it be that she saw my handsome face and fell for me?’
’This girl couldn’t have fallen in love with me at first sight, could she?’
The ghost thought gleefully. He knew that the little miss who had been sitting in front of him just now, combing her hair and fixing her makeup, was truly in love with him.
She kept clamoring for him to come back, and as soon as he returned, he heard her muttering about him.
She even asked why he had left her.
’My charm must be too powerful. It can’t be helped. Not everyone has my kind of substance.’
The ghost was brimming with confidence, completely failing to notice that the girl, who had just been smiling so sweetly, now had legs that were shaking uncontrollably.
Her body was practically shrinking into the screen. She just wanted to ask, ’How can something be so viciously ugly?’
"I think I’d still prefer an innocent high-school boy. This ghost... can you get rid of him for me?"
The mere thought of that horrifyingly ugly, blood-and-flesh-mangled man standing behind her sent a chill down her spine.
One second she was saying she liked him, the next she was planning to send him away.
This girl’s change of heart was the fastest anyone had ever seen.
[I’m dying laughing! She better not spout any more nonsense. Look what spouting nonsense got her.]
[Right? And she even tipped the host a ton of gifts just to see him once.]
[Happy now? She totally misjudged him. Never thought he’d be... this thing.]
The Evil Ghost, who had been listening silently from behind, could no longer stay still.
He had come because he heard the girl’s summons. If she hadn’t said all those things, he wouldn’t have even given her a second glance.
Although he was a lecherous ghost, he had strict standards for appearance. There were so many beautiful girls out there.
It was already a favor that he came to see *this one*, and now she actually wanted to drive him away.
As this dissatisfaction grew, the ghost couldn’t be bothered with anything else.
"Why are you trying to get rid of me?"
The girl shivered and blurted out subconsciously.
"Because you’re just too damn ugly."
Viewers: !!!
Ghost: ???
’Didn’t you just call me your past-life lover? What is this?!’
This bizarre conversation left them both frozen. The girl, who had just been clamoring to meet her past-life lover, was so scared she jumped three feet in the air.
"Help! Master, there’s a ghost, a ghost!!"
[Hahahaha, come on, can you not be so hilarious?]
[I’m seriously going to die laughing one of these days.]
[It’s so absurd, yet somehow logical. So logical, yet somehow hilarious. So hilarious, yet somehow absurd!]
[Upstairs, are you trying to say a tongue twister or something?]
The girl cowered and shrank back. ’Dream lover, my ass!!’
She was frantic. ’Never again will I spout such nonsense. I wish I could just kill my past self.’
’I have to listen to my mom from now on. This is too scary! Who could have guessed that the handsome, six-foot-tall guy I imagined would look like *this*?!’
The ghost grew even more confused.
He leaned closer. "Weren’t you the one who said you wanted to see me? I only came because I was summoned!"
The girl panicked even more, stammering as she backed away.
"It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me! Just spare me, please! I’ll never try to fall in love again! I’m done with men! Just go away!"
Their conversation was heard clearly by the viewers.
The audience in the livestream couldn’t help but roar with laughter.
[I’m seriously dying of laughter. Can you two stop being so funny?]
[Were they born with a talent for comedy?]
[This ghost must have been a comedian when he was alive!]
[This girl is a real piece of work, too.]
[I’m dead! Fam!]
The girl’s face was beet red. She had no desire to explain her thought process to a ghost this ugly.
"Host, help me! I’ll pay you more!"
Su Nian said nothing and took out a sheet of talisman paper. The moment the ghost saw the talisman, he knew something was wrong.
He had been summoned by one of those things.
Although he was just an overconfident ghost and couldn’t sense Su Nian’s power level through the screen, he could tell from her aura that he couldn’t win. There was only one thing to do now: run!
Su Nian had barely taken out the talisman paper when the ghost vanished in an instant.
The girl finally relaxed, sniffling and sobbing.
"I’m never going to be a lovesick fool again! Never again! It’s too scary!"
The girl’s regret drew another round of laughter.
Next, the girl became the center of a massive social-death incident.
The viewers were all laughing in the bullet comments, but quite a few people who knew her also started sending her private messages, asking if the person on the stream was her.
Su Nian’s stream was extremely popular, with hundreds of thousands of viewers every day. Plus, all sorts of people were restreaming and screen-recording it.
It was safe to say the girl had been utterly humiliated. She let out a shriek, immediately hung up, and left the stream.
[I’m really dying of laughter!]
[At first I was angry and speechless, but after hearing her conversation with the ghost, all I want to do is laugh my ass off.]
[In the beginning, I really thought she’d fallen for the ghost. I was even worried about what would happen if she genuinely liked that thing. I never expected her to be even funnier than I imagined!]
[Not only is she hilarious, she’s also a rich lady! Too bad the rich lady left so fast, I didn’t even get to add her on WeChat!]
[Forget it. Even if you got her WeChat, it’s not like she’d be interested in you.]
[Why would you say that? Is it because I’m not viciously ugly enough?]
The stream fell into a strange silence, which was then broken by bursts of laughter.
This girl was simply too hilarious. Her story was now permanently etched into the lore of the stream.
From time to time, viewers would bring her up for a good laugh.
After the laughter died down, Su Nian took advantage of everyone’s distraction to quickly start a lucky bag giveaway.
Time for a battle of finger speed!
But the viewers’ fingers were all very fast. Many of them were still typing.
[I’ve been keeping an eye out! I knew the host would drop it around this time.]
[But why didn’t I get it?!]
[I’m so mad! I used my thirty-years-of-being-single finger speed!]
[How is it not me again? Why? WHY? Waaaaah...]
[Alright, proof that I’m not the unlucky one today!]
[Forget it, let me be the unlucky one. I want to be the unlucky one!]