Genshin Impact is a big stage, come if you dare

Chapter 965 Skilled at Taking Prison Positions

Su pouted and looked at Paimon, who was "belittling" her. "What? You're making it sound like I'm being really bad!"

“Su, you’re not being unreasonable,” Paimon said calmly. “It’s just that you made me cry eight hundred times a day.”

"Wow..." Funina exclaimed in amazement.

She had experienced Su's destructive power to some extent, but she didn't expect that its power would actually be reduced compared to the early stages.

"W-what?!" Su looked away guiltily, raising her voice to show her righteous indignation, "It's clearly Paimon, you're the one who cries too much!"

"If your headdress is stolen, you'll cry for thirty seconds; if your cape is stolen, you'll cry for thirty seconds; if your boots and the little treasure inside are stolen, you'll cry for ten minutes; if your little face is bitten, you'll cry so hard you'll fall from mid-air."

Funina: ………………

Fu Ningna didn't want to look at Su with the eyes of someone looking at scum, and it took her a long time to barely manage to force herself to look at a bully.

Sue tried to justify herself, saying, "As soon as you cried, I immediately returned your things to you. I even agreed to let you bite me three times as compensation. You were the one who didn't bite, so don't blame me!"

"Alright, that's enough." Funina made a "pause" gesture. "You're making things worse by trying to explain yourself. Please stop trying to tarnish the good image I have of you with your words."

Su Fei quickly interpreted, "Does it mean that you, Funina, have firmly remembered my good qualities and created an image of me in your heart? Wow, Funina, you really love me!"

"!!!" Funina's eyelashes fluttered open like tiny fans, both embarrassed and angry. "Really! What are you saying outside!"

With lightning speed, Funina opened and closed the door, swiftly pulling Su and Paimon into the house.

A few seconds later, the neighbors opened their doors a crack and then closed them again with regret.

——*——*——

The next morning, Sue, Paimon, and Funina went to the agreed location.

Linni and Navia were already waiting there, and they immediately greeted the three girls with smiles.

Navia: "Has everyone eaten breakfast? I've prepared lots of snacks!"

"Snacks!" Paimon flew over excitedly. "Let me see what they have!"

Linni: "Oh dear, after I got back yesterday, my younger siblings were staring at me so intently that my back almost caught fire."

If it weren't for the tasks Lynette and Femini had to complete with their father's instructions, they probably would have come today too.

Linni pulled out a hat. "This is a card drawer that Fimini specially made to make it easier for us to play the game."

Sue tapped her top hat with great interest, and a card flew out along with a burst of confetti.

Sue handed the card to Funina to try. Funina, mimicking a magician's gesture, tapped it with her cane, and a new card flew out along with colored paper.

"There are different effects?" Su's eyes lit up, and she and Funina took turns drawing cards.

Along with the cards, confetti, ribbons, glitter, bubbles, small fireworks, and even plush toys kept flying out of the top hat.

Funina: "Oh oh oh!"

Su: "Oh oh oh!"

“Isn’t it fun?” Linnie was very proud of her brother’s skills. “I made sure to watch over Linette and didn’t let her touch it.”

Sue and Funina tilted their heads in confusion, "Why?"

Linnie said he wasn't a stingy brother, "It's just that Linette... sigh, she can't stand touching any machine or instrument."

"Simple magic props and home appliances are fine, but the more precise and complex the machine is, the faster it breaks down."

Last time, when Lynette made afternoon tea for Sue, all the kitchen equipment broke down, and it took Fimini a week of extra work to fix it all.

Sue was overjoyed. "Linette loves me! Linette is wonderful. Fimini is thoughtful, Fimini is wonderful too."

Linni's eyes fell. "Am I the only one who's not good enough?"

Sue: "Linnie played with us, and Linnie is good too."

Claude closed the newly received script. "Everyone, please take my hand, close your eyes, and follow me."

Funinga actively participated, "Is it going to be a new map? I'm getting more and more curious about where the story will go next!"

——*——*——

"We've arrived." Everyone opened their eyes at Clorind's voice.

"Ugh!" Paimon shrank between Sue and Frynn. "How did we end up in a place like this?"

Dark walls, cold railings, dim lighting, and blood-stained torture instruments!

Funina's face was filled with the excitement of a tourist. "This place is clearly a prison!"

Su Xingzhi was not particularly interested and took it for granted. "The living conditions here are much worse than in Mero Petersburg, and not even as good as in Sumeru."

Linnie almost lost her composure. "Why do we need to inspect a prison?"

And how many countries' prisons has Su sat in, or rather, visited?!

Seeing Clarin's sigh, Navia tried her best to get the plot back on track.

Navia: "The fact that we are here means that we, who should be honored as heroes, have been betrayed!"

Furina also recalled the plot, "The reinforcements invited us back to the city, but we were trapped in prison... It seems that the king and ministers in the capital have indeed been controlled by the evil wizard."

Claude's voiceover began, "The filthy smell of straw, mold, and rust mingled with despair in your hearts."

"Tomorrow is the day you will be executed."

Paimon exclaimed, "This situation has taken such a sudden turn for the worse!"

Sue pulled out her wooden spoon again. "Now, it's time to break out!"

Funina looked on in disbelief, "You're so skilled, Su."

But Sue is right, even if you are about to be executed, you should fight to the very last moment!

Navia nodded to Clorind, "Host, we choose a brute-force attack!"

“Rejected,” Claurind said, closing the script. “Logically, your weapons would have been confiscated long ago.”

"Huh?" Navia turned around blankly, looking at Su's wooden spoon. "Then why is Su's weapon still here?"

“Because it’s a kitchen utensil, not a weapon,” Claurind added. “And logically, a wooden spoon can’t be used for a prison break.”

Linni stared at the stone floor shattered by the wooden spoon and the large hole, "..."

Even Funina couldn't help but facepalm. Sue's destructive power was truly unmatched!

Just when everyone was at their wits' end (if they didn't come up with a solution soon, Sue would really have to create a prison break miracle with a wooden spoon!), a masked guard appeared outside the cell.

He quickly shoved a roll of something in, then lowered his voice and instructed, "I urge everyone to reclaim the honor that belongs to us Shadow Hunters! And... proceed with caution."

Linnie recognized him at a glance. "That guard, isn't that Mr. Florian in disguise?"

As Funina picked up the roll, she said, "Don't expose me! It'll ruin the immersion."

Linnie: "I'm so sorry, I'll be more careful. What did that mysterious guard bring?"