Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 299

10 o'clock in the morning.

4 groups of guests have arrived at the entrance of the amusement park.

Today is the first day of the opening of the amusement park. There are not only many activities, but also some opening discounts.

So there are a lot of people coming to play, and there are long lines at the entrance of the amusement park.

The 4 groups of fathers and sons (daughters) arrived at different times, some in the front of the line, and some in the back.

The first ones are Li Yong and Chaochao, the father and son who came the earliest.

Chaochao is super excited now, looking left and right, everything is new.

"Dad, look at this."

"Dad, look at that~"

Chaochao usually races against time in his studies, and he hasn't been to the amusement park for many years.

Every time he hears his classmates talk about the fun games in the amusement park.

He doesn't know, and he can't get in the mouth.

When he learned that he was going to the amusement park to record a program, he was so happy that he almost didn't sleep all night.

Compared with Chaochao's excitement, Li Yong acted very cold.

In places like amusement parks, you can only play and you can't learn anything at all.

And the amusement facilities are designed as if they are seriously ill.

People who are scared to death, I really don't know why so many people like to play.

Facing Chaochao's excitement, he interrupted with a cold expression.

"What's so good about this?"

As he said that, Li Yong actually took out an English vocabulary book from his bag.

"Don't look around."

"Son, here, I don't know when the queue will end, remember a few words first."

Chaochao was stunned. He was just happy this morning.

He didn't notice when his father put an English vocabulary book into his bag.

At this time, he was in no mood to read.

He muttered: "Dad, can you let me play today? Can I not read today?"

"And it's so noisy here, I can't recite it."

Li Yong got angry when he heard it.

Originally, recording the program "My Dad is Superman", Chaochao had already wasted a lot of study time.

I spent a day in the nursing home yesterday, and I came to the playground to play again today.

If you don't seize the fragmented time to study, you will definitely fall behind in the final exam.

Looking at Chaochao's eager eyes.

Li Yong was not moved at all and said coldly.

"No~"

"The last time I took you to the sharing class, do you still remember what the brother who was admitted to Yanjing University said?

Is he reciting books or English words when he walks to school or takes the bus?"

"If he doesn't use fragmented time to study? How can he be admitted to a prestigious university?"

"And others can recite books in such a noisy environment on the bus or subway, why can't you?"

"Now it's so noisy, it's a good time to exercise your concentration."

As he said, Li Yong looked up at the team in front of him.

"It will take at least 20 minutes to queue up.

You need to memorize 15 words, and you have to write them down when you get in line, otherwise you can't play the game project first."

When Chaochao heard this, his originally joyful mood was like a bucket of cold water poured down.

His smiling face immediately lost its expression.

"Okay, I know."

Chaochao took the English word book from Li Yong and opened it, and began to memorize the words.

He also stretched out a little finger and silently drew on the book.

It formed a sharp contrast with the children around him who were holding toys and talking and laughing.

Seeing this scene, many netizens were very angry.

——"Li Yong, are you seriously ill? You actually made me want to slap you at such a happy time."

——"Li Yong is too much. Others start to study hard in high school to get into college, but you force Chaochao every day in the first grade. Are you a real father?"

——"Chaochao is so pitiful. He finally comes to the amusement park, but he still has to remember to memorize words. This father is really a bummer."

——"Utilization of fragmented time, utilization of fragmented time, what kind of weird person invented this term? Haha, let alone children, our boss asks us to use fragmented time every day. It's like we have to work for him 24 hours a day."

On the other side.

Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao came late and were at the back of the crowd.

Because there were too many people and the network was not very good, Xiao Yang couldn't play games.

The two could only stare at the back of the people in front of them and felt a little bored.

At this time.

Xiaoxiao suggested: "Dad, let me tell you a joke?"

Xiao Yang: "Well, tell me."

Xiaoxiao: "Zhuge Liang said to the wind: Wind, please blow west quickly! The east wind said: You are like a watermelon."

"Hahaha, isn't it funny?"

Xiaoxiao laughed as she spoke, and looked at Xiao Yang after she finished speaking.

Seeing Xiao Yang grinning, she asked hurriedly.

"Not goodAre you laughing?"

Xiao Yang: "Are you kidding me?"

Xiao Xiao said hurriedly: "I have another one."

"Yesterday I went shopping and bargained with the boss. The boss said this was the lowest price (Tiga)... and then he turned into light!"

"Hahaha..."

Xiao Xiao herself laughed happily, but Xiao Yang still didn't laugh.

Just a grin on the corner of his mouth.

Except for a look of disgust, there was almost no other expression.

Xiao Xiao asked again: "Is this not funny?"

Xiao Yang: "Do you think it's funny?"

The photographer couldn't stand it and shouted.

"Xiao Xiao, it's so cold!"

Xiao Xiao said seriously: "I didn't think it was funny at first, but I studied it a few times and I thought it was funny."

"Hahaha~"

At this time, Xiao Xiao said unconvinced.

"Dad, since you think what I said is not funny, then say one. ”

Xiao Yang: “Okay, since you asked me to say it, I won’t be polite. Listen carefully.”

He stretched out his hands and bowed to Xiao Xiao.

It looked like he was going to use a big move.

“What do you call a photo of a shark being charmed?”

Xiao Yang paused and looked at Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao shook her head.

Xiao Yang: “It’s called a wedding photo.”

“Hahahaha…”

Except for Xiao Xiao, everyone in the queue laughed.

Xiao Yang continued: “Di Renjie told his wife that I want to remove the “Ren” in the middle of my name.”

“My wife asked why?”

Xiao Yang looked at Xiao Xiao again?

Xiao Xiao shook her head and still said she didn’t know.

Xiao Yang laughed slyly.

Whispered: “If I were a DJ, would you love me?”

“Also, listen carefully.”

“I have a good friend named Xiao Cai. Later he disappeared. Why? "

Xiao Yang glanced at Xiao Xiao again.

Xiao Xiao still shook her head, indicating that she didn't know.

Suddenly,

a big brother who was standing behind the father and daughter came over and asked.

"Why?"

Xiao Yang glanced at the big brother.

"Because I like to eat small dishes with wine."

"Hahaha..."

At this time, everyone finished laughing.

The big brother behind also spoke.

"I also have a joke, do you want to hear it?"

Xiao Xiao nodded and said: "Yes!"

"Uncle, tell me!"

The big brother said:

"A fish is almost dying in the sun. ”

“Before dying, he said to the other fish, “Brother, I’ll do it first, you can do whatever you want~”

…

In this way, with Xiaoxiao and Xiaoyang as the center,

people around him started to tell jokes they knew.

It was like a joke contest, with people laughing while telling jokes.

It was very lively.

The originally boring queue was shortened without anyone noticing.