r18novel Chapter 337
Chapter 337
A new week.
It is the 7-day National Day holiday celebrated by the whole country.
The first day of the holiday.
8 o'clock.
Everyone went to the live broadcast room to wait.
——"Hello, big brother, good morning, big brother, big brother is always a treasure, wind does not make noise, rain does not disturb, I am a time-telling bird."
——"Go to bed at five o'clock and get up at eight o'clock. The King of Hell praised me for my good health."
——"Please be prepared, something big is about to happen. Chat records are loading... 25%... 60%... 75%... Loading completed."
The screen in the live broadcast room lit up.
A large number of viewers rushed into the live broadcast room, causing a network crash for a while.
In the observation room.
The four observation guests have already sat in their seats.
Received instructions from the backstage director.
Xiao Ai, a beautiful host in a dress, smiled at the camera.
A new live broadcast officially started.
"Good morning, everyone."
"Welcome everyone to watch our "My Dad is Superman" parent-child variety show again."
"Welcome to the four observation guests who stayed in our live broadcast room during the long National Day holiday."
"Our Professor Deng is back today."
"Professor Deng must have rested for a week and will be more energetic in the new episode and give us better parenting education suggestions."
After that.
Xiao Ai led several guests in the observation room to applaud and welcome.
Audience:
Why is this old woman back again? ?
After a week, the problems with Professor Deng have subsided.
Then, Xiao Ai continued.
"During this week's National Day holiday, I wonder if you will rest at home or go out for a walk?"
The comments scrolled:
——"I'm poor and don't have money to travel. I can sleep at home and watch Xiao Yang and Xiao Xiao. Isn't it both economical and interesting?"
——"It's getting more and more expensive to travel during the long holidays now. It's all different. There are traffic jams everywhere and scams everywhere. Hotels that usually cost 200 or 300 yuan can rise to 1.2000 at this time! Are they cutting us like leeks?"
——"That's right, I regret coming out. I set off at 3 am and now I can't leave the city because of the traffic jam. Fortunately, there is Internet, so I can watch live broadcasts in the car to have fun, so it's not so boring."
……
With many complaints in the comments.
The host continued with a smile.
"This is the first stop of the 7-day holiday."
"Our fathers and children will go to a remote mountainous area deep in the mountains, where there is a rural primary school."
"I hope we can bring warmth to the children in this remote mountainous area."
"At the beginning of the program, we still follow the usual practice and follow the street view host to watch a few street interviews."
As Xiao Ai's eyes shifted.
The screen of the live broadcast room switched.
The field host of "My Dad is Superman" stood on the street with a microphone.
Face the camera and greet everyone.
"Hi, everyone."
"We meet again."
"Without saying too much, let's start looking for the first passerby to interview."
At this time.
The host's eyes searched for a man queuing to buy breakfast on the side of the road.
"Hello, handsome guy."
"Can you accept the interview? ”
The man was just sitting in line anyway.
Nodding, facing the audience.
There were dark circles under his eyes.
The host joked.
“It seems that today is a long holiday, and this handsome guy must have stayed up late and had a good time outside last night.”
The man rolled his eyes.
Pointing to the dark circles under his eyes,
“What are you talking about?”
“It’s because today is a holiday, and the boss asked us to catch up with the progress these days, so we stayed up late and worked overtime every day.”
The host was embarrassed and stunned for a moment, and whispered.
“Sorry.”
“Then you can make up for it and have a good rest during this holiday.”
“Do you have any plans for this holiday to share with our audience?”
The man laughed: “Plans?”
He was working overtime and had nowhere to vent his emotions.
Seeing such a good platform, of course he had to speak his mind.
He said loudly: “Yes. ”
“Please listen to the question, work 6 and rest 3, work 3 and rest 2, work 5 and rest 1, work 2 and rest 7, work 5 and rest 1.”
“So how many holidays are there, how many weeks are there in between, how many MMPs did you curse in your heart?”
The host was confused.
Even the director who was watching the screen in the backstage was confused.
What’s wrong with this guy?
Why is there a flame burning on this guy’s head?
At this time, many viewers in the live broadcast room empathized with this guy.
——“Hahaha, I know this question, 7 days for National Day + 3 days for Mid-Autumn Festival. Adjusting the rest days to play means a total of 4 days off, the last time I encountered this kind of 7+3=4 problem, it was a monkey riding on a tree, 3 monkeys on the ground, a total of 4 monkeys. ”
——“For what this big brother said, I wrote a poem. Please listen to "Adjusting the Holiday".
On the one hand, fantasy makes people consume, and on the other hand, adjusting the holiday offends people. People run back and forth and suffer, but some people don't care. Everyone calls for tears every year, but the adjustment of holidays comes on time and never falls behind. ”
Leave this angry big brother.
The host also shed tears sadly.
At least they still have a holiday, but I don't have a holiday.
The whole country celebrates the holiday, and I interview on the roadside.
Just when I wanted to shed two tears.
Next to the host, a 1.8-meter young girl passed by.
Host: "Hello, can you spare a few minutes to be interviewed?"
The girl stopped and glanced at the host.
"Well, I can."
Host: "Excuse me, have you seen the live show "My Dad is Superman"? ”
Girl: “I’ve seen it.”
This time the host didn’t let the passerby express himself freely.
“Then, which segment of the show impressed you the most?”
Girl: “In the last episode, Xiao Yang persuaded that aunt to divorce.”
Host: “Auntie?”
“Sister, although Sisi’s mother is over 30 years old, it’s not appropriate for you to call her auntie, right?”
“It seems that you have a lot of insights on divorce.”
“Can you tell me about it?”
Girl: “Because this week, my parents also divorced.”
The host was stunned for a moment.
With some guilt on his face: “Sorry.”
But the host squeezed out a smile and glanced at the 1.8-meter girl.
“But you are also this age, you should be able to understand your parents.”
“You can also be independent.”
Girl: “Uncle, I’m only 12 years old.”
Host: “? ? ?”
Audience: “Hahahaha, this is embarrassing. ”
“What do kids eat nowadays to grow so tall?”
The host smiled awkwardly.
“Sorry.”
The girl lowered her head and smiled heartily.
“But it’s okay.”
“I’ve long hoped that mom and dad would divorce.”
“Mom refused to divorce because of me before, but now she’s finally free.”
“My dad treats mom badly, and mom used to cry every day.
But I hope she can live a happy life.”
“In fact, every day at home, they either quarrel or fight, and I feel very uncomfortable. I can’t do my homework or study peacefully.”
Hearing the words of this 1.8-meter-tall child.
The host was silent. I didn’t know whether to congratulate her or comfort her.
I could only give a small gift from the program group and then say goodbye.
The barrage scrolled:
——“This little girl is really great. She can empathize with her mother and hope that her mother is happy.”
——“Those who keep saying that they are doing it for their children are the most selfish and push all their responsibilities to their children.
In fact, what children want is not a complete family, but a warm home where everyone can live in peace. "
Several street interviews ended.
The live broadcast room screen switched.
Xiao Ai: "Next, our program staff will go to the homes of the guests to pick up several groups of guests."
"But I'm sorry to tell you."
"Because Chaochao is sick, he and his father will temporarily leave this episode."
"I hope Chaochao can recover soon and return to our team again."
"But we will welcome a new group of mysterious guests."
"Please look at the big screen."