Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 389

"Show off, show off..."

"..."

Xiao Yang peeled a kiwi and handed it to Erwazi next to him.

The tanned boy,

looked at Xiao Yang with confused eyes, not understanding what he meant.

The kids in the mountains were not exposed to these new words at all.

How could they understand "show off"?

Xiao Xiao explained:

"Erwazi, my dad said that showing off means that he wants you to eat one."

"Oh, oh~"

Erwazi finally understood.

With a smile, he took the kiwi fruit handed over by Xiao Yang with both hands.

He put it into his mouth,

filling his cheeks.

Xiao Xiao pointed at Erwazi and laughed until he bent over.

"Hahaha, hahahaha..."

"Erwazi, you look like that big-mouthed monkey."

"Hahaha..."

Erwazi was simple and didn't know what the big-mouthed monkey Xiao Xiao was talking about was?

Seeing Xiaoxiaoxiao's happiness, he swallowed the kiwi and laughed.

Everyone around laughed.

At this time.

Xiao Yang pointed at Erwazi and shouted to the camera of the mobile phone.

"See, everyone."

"Erwazi just ate a kiwi in one mouthful and didn't choke."

"What does this show?"

Xiaoxiao was very cooperative and shouted at the camera of the mobile phone.

"What does it show?!!"

Xiao Yang raised his voice and shouted:

"It shows that this kiwi melts in your mouth!!"

"It's all melted, how can you choke?"

"!!!"

Xiao Yang and Xiaoxiao sang in unison, passionately! !

The rhythm and tone are very good!

The comments scrolled:

——"Fuck, this atmosphere is so explosive!! If I hadn't looked at the people, I would have thought I was in the live broadcast room of a live broadcast celebrity."

——"666, Xiaoxiao got into the role in one second, and completely played the role of an assistant. It seems that she often watches live broadcasts with her father to sell goods!!"

——"Oh my, Xiao Yang didn't become a live broadcaster, which is a big loss to the live broadcasting industry!!"

——"But it also makes the major live broadcasters lose a big competitor.

If Xiao Yang becomes a live broadcaster, he will be the top live broadcaster, and what about Li Jiaqi and Sanyang..."

"..."

Netizens laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt while watching the live broadcast.

The atmosphere in Xiao Yang and Xiaoxiao's live broadcast room was full,

Even if there were only the two of them, it felt very lively and interactive.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased.

It soon ranked on the list of Moyin live broadcast rooms.

At this time,

Xiao Yang patted Erwazi on the shoulder.

"Erwazi, what you just showed off can only reflect its melting in the mouth."

"But if you take a bite, you can't tell the moisture of this kiwi fruit."

When the simple Erwazi heard this, he felt as if he couldn't help.

He immediately became anxious and said in a panic.

"Teacher Xiao, what should we do?"

The fellow villager next to him immediately stood up and helped Erwazi out.

"Don't worry! This kiwi fruit has a lot of moisture!!"

"The buyer said that the mountainous areas here are mostly acidic loess.

The climate of the mountainous plateau is not very cold in winter and not very hot in summer."

"It is especially suitable for the growth of kiwi fruit."

"The kiwi fruit grown is big and good, and has a lot of moisture."

"We are authentic farmers who have been farming for a lifetime and will not lie..."

"That's right!!"

"That's right!!"

Several villagers around who also grow kiwi fruit at home are also very anxious.

They are afraid that others will say that their kiwi fruit is not good.

Xiao Yang waved his hand and continued to lead the rhythm and shouted.

"Don't worry, everyone!"

"I know!"

"I know!"

"But now, the family in the live broadcast room doesn't know yet!"

"You haven't seen how much water this red kiwi fruit has?"

"Like this~"

"I'll show you."

As soon as Xiao Yang said this, everyone looked at him.

Everyone was looking forward to how to show that the kiwi fruit has a lot of water.

Xiao Yang waved at Xiao Xiao,

Then turned his back to everyone.

I don't know what he was doing secretly.

A few seconds later,

Xiao Yang turned around again, facing the camera, aiming at the family in the live broadcast room.

But this time, it was not Xiao Yang who spoke, but Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao shouted loudly: "Next, everyone pay attention!"

"Our anchor will show you how much water this kiwi fruit has!"

Xiao Yang picked up a kiwi fruit from the table.

He didn't even peel it, but broke it with both hands and split it in the middle.It broke into two halves.

The kiwifruit seeds and the pink heart were exposed.

The squeezed flesh quickly leaked juice,

flowing down along the muscles on Xiao Yang's arm.

Audience:

——"This is quite juicy, it's flowing all over."

——"Xiao Yang's demonstration is very convincing, not bad, it looks very tempting!"

"..."

However, the audience didn't expect that the demonstration was far from over.

Xiao Yang squeezed half of the kiwifruit flesh in his hand into his mouth.

Instantly!!

"Zi~"

A strong stream of water burst out of Xiao Yang's mouth instantly!!

It sprayed directly onto the screen.

!!! !!!

!!! !!!

Audience:

——"Fuck! That's too much!! That's too much!! Spray it in my face!!"

——"6666, it's true. There was a drought in my area last year, so I bought a box of kiwis from you. We are still fighting the flood this year!"

——"Well, I bought two kilograms 10 years ago. Since then, my family of six has never used tap water for bathing or washing clothes until now."

——"I suggest that firefighters put two kiwis from your store in their bags when they go on missions in the future."

——"Fuck! If you promote it like this, I will buy two boxes for my girlfriend. What to make up for! Non -harmful is much better than those lymphatic plums, which is the mourning conscience! "" ... "At this time, although most netizens knew Xiao Yang's fake effect, no one said anything. Instead The water must be fake. "" But the water of kiwi is mostly true. "" Although eating kiwi cannot resist drought and fire, "but!!!! !"

"For example, dry mouth, sores in the mouth, oral ulcers, acne..."

"It's just a lack of vitamins."

"Then our kiwi fruit is rich in vitamin C, potassium, calcium, carrots and other nutrients."

"It also helps lower cholesterol and promote heart health.

At the same time, it helps digestion, detoxification, prevents constipation, and promotes metabolism."

If your husband can't poop in the toilet in a day, just eat a few every day."

"After eating, the bowel movement is smooth and the family is harmonious!!"

Xiaoxiao echoed on the side.

"What the anchor said is right, I can prove it!!"

"Dad ate two kiwis today,

It usually takes 30 minutes to poop, but today it only took 5 minutes!!"

Xiaoxiao was excited and pushed the kiwi on the table in front of the camera.

"Buy it!"