Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Chapter 528

The comments scrolled:

——"Fuck! Isn't Xiao Yang talking nonsense? How could Guanyin Bodhisattva be in the same group with the Black Bear Demon? Do you think I haven't read Journey to the West?"

——"Xiao Yang is right. Last time, Xiao Yang said that the four great classics were incomprehensible to children. As a result, so many adults didn't understand them either."

——"Everyone is watching the 1986 TV series Journey to the West. In fact, a lot of adaptations have been made to suit all ages. In fact, the original novel is a black-and-black.

There is a passage in the original novel where Wukong asks the Black Bear Demon many years later: Who got you this job? Black Bear Demon: Monkey King Brother Monkey, you are amazing."

——"6666, now that I heard that, I plan to read the original work of "Journey to the West."

——"I was persuaded to quit my internship three months ago due to poor performance. I heard what Xiao Yang said, it was too much. I found that the company seemed to have no shortage of people less than half a month after joining the company. I suspected that I would be kicked out after the new year. Hahaha, it turned out to be true."

——"Brother upstairs, this is what you don't understand. HR also needs KPI."

"..."

With the mixed reviews of netizens

Xiao Yang felt that the emotion value in his mind had risen again.

Suddenly,

The voice of the system appeared again.

[Congratulations to the host, the audience emotion value has accumulated to 200,000 points]

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the golden scissors skill]

[The audience emotion value is reset to zero again, keep up the good work]

Xiao Yang:...

Golden scissors?! !

Xiao Yang glanced at the explanation given by the system.

He secretly complained in his heart.

Oh my god~

The skills given by the system this time are a bit too random.

As the name suggests, the golden scissors are for cutting hair.

If he had no money, he could still achieve a comfortable life by cutting hair.

After all, in today's society, all the Tony teachers who cut hair,

who call themselves craftsmen, are artists.

They are as fierce as tigers, but they charge 250.

The price of cutting a head is not cheap.

If you add some dyeing and perming, it will cost several thousand dollars.

It is a good career to make a fortune.

But now this skill is a bit useless for him, just like the makeup skill.

Because he has almost achieved financial freedom.

And cutting hair is different from makeup, you can do it yourself.

He can't cut his own hair!

He was secretly complaining in his heart.

The airport broadcast sounded: "The xxxxxx flight from Kaifeng to Shanghai is about to take off. Please board on time."

"The xxxxxx flight from Kaifeng to Shanghai is about to take off. Please board on time."

"..."

A group of people walked towards the boarding gate in a mighty manner.

More than two hours later.

Arriving in Shanghai, the four groups of guests went home separately, but they were still followed by the photographer.

Xiao Yang just opened the door,

Ms. He opened the door to greet them very rarely.

She asked excitedly: "Son, I watched the live broadcast this time. Can you really tell fortunes?"

"When did you learn this skill?!"

Recently, her son seemed to have opened a cheat. He suddenly learned a lot of things, which made her laugh when she was sleeping.

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Show mom what to wear or what color clothes to wear to be invincible at the mahjong table."

Xiao Yang grinned speechlessly.

But suddenly I thought of something,

Took out a fake bracelet from my pocket, which Xiaoxiao bought at a street stall for 9.9 yuan,

Xiao Yang winked at Xiaoxiao.

Then he put the bracelet on the table and said with a smile.

"This is top-grade jade, you can see through it, and it has been blessed by a master."

"I bought it for 199,999."

"You will be invincible if you bring it to play mahjong.

You can get it in any situation, and you can get it in any situation."

Ms. He picked up the bracelet on the table and looked at it carefully.

She smiled and said something embarrassedly.

"You are wasting money again, kid."

"Such an expensive bracelet, really~"

She said so, but her body honestly put it on her hand.

She said with a smile.

"You wait~"

"Tomorrow I'll take him out to fight a big one and kill those arrogant guys."

"Puchi~"

Before Xiao Yang could speak.

Xiao Xiao couldn't hold it back.

"Hahaha, grandma, Dad lied to you~"

"I bought this thing at a stall for 9.9 yuan."

"Dad, this big liar, 199999, so shameless."

"Hahaha..."

Xiao Xiao was so amused by her father's superb acting skills that she laughed out loud.

Ms. He was very disappointed and slapped Xiao Yang hard.slap.

"Hmph!"

"You little brat! You even lied to your mother!"

"Tell me, do you deserve a beating?!"

He slapped Xiao Yang again.

Xiao Yang smiled and dodged.

"Oh~"

"Ms. He, this is all your fault. You believe in such unreliable things.

You actually think there are jewelry that can increase your fortune?"

"Those who sell health products and commit frauds specifically cheat old ladies like you."

Ms. He rolled her eyes.

"Don't talk nonsense."

"I'm not that stupid."

At this time~

Xiao Yang pointed at Ms. He's forehead and said, "Look in the mirror yourself. Your forehead is black."

"I guess you're going to lose money recently. Be careful and don't play mahjong."

Ms. He was just deceived by Xiao Yang once, so how could she believe him?

He slapped him on the back without any pain.

She cursed, "You dead kid."

"Do you think I will be fooled?!"

"You make fun of your mother all day long!"

"..."

The comments scrolled:

--"Hahaha, Xiao Yang is such a jerk, he jokes with his own mother."

--"I think Xiao Yang went a little too far, how could he say his mother's forehead was black? If this happened in my family, the parents would have slapped him."

--"Yes, it's not good to lie to the elderly in front of children, look at Xiaoxiao, she's always laughing. Learn to lie in the future."

"..."

When netizens were discussing.

Ms. He's phone rang.

It was from an unfamiliar number.

Ms. He: "Hello?"

The other party: "Hello, Ms. He, we are from the Magic City Court."

"I have a court summons here. Have you been sued?"

Ms. He was stunned and said in panic: "What?!"

"Who sued me?"

"How can I be sued?!"

Ms. He's words stunned everyone instantly.

Audience:

——"Fuck!! Is there something wrong?! No wonder Xiao Yang said that Ms. He's forehead was black?"

——"It should be a scam call, right? Nowadays, scam calls are specifically used to scam the elderly, bullying the elderly who are slow to accept new things and don't understand anything~"

——"Hey, don't say it, the elderly now have a terrifyingly high retirement salary, and they love to take advantage of small things when they have nothing to do. It's easy to do it. Who else can we cheat if not them?"

——"Come on, many young people are being cheated now. In short, scammers' tricks are hard to guard against, so everyone should be careful."