r18novel Chapter 158
Chapter 158
Zhu Bajie, who has always been lazy, began to take on a lot of work happily.
It's not that he suddenly realized something.
It's just because... he made money.
And he made a lot of money!!
Originally, Zhu Bajie just wanted to buy low and sell high to make a lot of money.
Then he would become the number one brother of Chang'e, and then, of course, there would be no more.
The big brothers in Chang'e's list of fans are really too rich.
Not to mention the number one brother, even the last one in the fan club, [Niuqi Chongtian], would throw out hundreds of incense bricks every day.
It can't be compared, it really can't be compared!
Zhu Bajie is still like this even now.
But, how does the saying go, when you give up a tree, you will be greeted by a forest! He can't be the number one brother of the fairy Chang'e, but there are a lot of female anchors in the Three Realms. He Zhu Bajie has always been a very dedicated pig and only likes beautiful ones.
He can't find a woman with three legs, but he can choose the beauties on the mobile phone live broadcast.
With the company of many considerate female bodhisattvas, the so-called heart disease is naturally cured.
Originally, he just wanted to copy the bottom, but Zhu Bajie didn't expect that he copied to the bottom of the sea.
In fact, it was not only Zhu Bajie, but also Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing who were quite surprised at this moment.
Several people mortgaged their cassocks and Zen sticks with the Dragon King and borrowed a batch of money, planning to extract a large amount of incense from the underworld in the heaven, and earn several times the profit when the incense price was volatile.
But in the middle, the underworld suddenly started the anchor competition.
Now the PK between anchors every day consumes a huge amount of incense.
In comparison, the incense that the heavenly court extracts every day is just a drop in the bucket.
The price has been rising all the way, and now it is even more out of control.
The planned several times profit has now reached dozens of times.
And there is still no end in sight.
How can this not make people happy?
When the anchor competition is over, all the incense in the account will be sold. Hey, damn it, our old pig will also become a rich man.
Zhu Bajie thought happily, pulling the reins of the white dragon horse and striding forward!
As if to prove that he could do it, Zhu Bajie ran very fast, leaving Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing far behind!
He ran and ran. He didn't even look back!
Even when the white dragon horse bit Zhu Bajie's collar and pulled him back desperately, trying to make him look back.
Zhu Bajie was still immersed in his own world!
After running for hundreds of miles on the winding mountain road for two hours, Zhu Bajie was so tired that he was panting and sat down on the big wooden block left by the woodcutter on the side of the road.
"Master, if I didn't need to wait for my senior brother, I wouldn't have needed to run for another two hours.……"
Zhu Bajie turned his head and looked at the empty saddle on the horse's back. He lowered his gaze and made a mysterious eye contact with the bloodshot eyes of the confused White Dragon Horse.
"Where is the Master?"
White Dragon Horse:"……"
Hey, that's a really good question.
He wants to know too!!
"Oh no! Could it be that Master has been captured by a monster?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a long time, then he realized it and jumped up.
He hurriedly ran back!
He shouted while searching!
""Big Brother, Big Brother, it's bad, Master has been captured by a monster."
Sun Wukong, who was chatting and laughing with Sha Wujing, was suddenly shocked!
Damn it!
There should be a limit to farting and stirring up trouble.
The first foot just disappeared from sight, and the second foot really disappeared?
You idiot, are you going to invite the monster to dinner?
""Idiot! Don't talk nonsense, Master, where is he?"
However, Sun Wukong's eyes rolled and he laughed:"Are you kidding your fellow apprentices?"
Sha Wujing also laughed unkindly.
Zhu Bajie's wit was really not technical at all.
Seeing that the two did not believe him, Zhu Bajie was so anxious that he almost cried.
At this time, the white dragon horse also meandered down the mountain road.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly pulled the white dragon horse in front of him,"Look, I really didn't frame you. I was walking like that, and when I looked back, hey~ the master was gone!"
"It's all White Dragon Horse's fault. Master fell off a cliff before he got his share of the incense. He must have fallen to his death in a ravine by now."
Zhu Bajie evaded the question without blushing or beating his heart.
White Dragon Horse:"……"
Damn!!!
This pilgrimage team is really unbearable.
He has no share in the incense, but he is blamed for everything, right?
Are they bullying him because he can't talk?
"Big Brother! Just now when we were on the road, a gust of black wind came and swept the master to the north. Second Brother was only concerned with running away, and he pulled me forward without paying any attention to my reminder. The fault is really not mine."
Without Tang Monk, the White Dragon Horse simply stopped pretending.
Tears sparkled in the horse's eyes, and he half-knelt on the ground, looking aggrieved.
As the least visible horse on the journey to the West, his status is naturally the lowest!
Resisting is naturally impossible, so he can only suffer in grievance.
Sun Wukong's eyes were slightly stunned, and his eyes glanced left and right at the pig and the horse, and the smile on his face suddenly faded.
Although the Journey to the West is dispensable now, it can also be regarded as a minimum wage guarantee. If Tang Monk dies at this time, it will not be good at all.
"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and chase him!!!"
Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Bajie was not joking, and his hair exploded immediately.
He cursed his teammates in his heart, but at this moment, he didn't care to scold them!
He set up Tengyun and flew to the clouds with Zhu Bajie and others.
However, the chase lasted for three days. Not to mention Heifeng, even the Liuding and Liujia who followed all the way were not seen.
The script collapsed!
Sun Wukong was really anxious this time!
In the past, when the master was captured by which monster, it was also in the script. No matter how dangerous the situation was, he only needed to go to the sky to ask for reinforcements step by step.
There would not be too many twists and turns.
However, these 81 difficulties, just out of the Black Chicken Kingdom and not yet at the Baolin Temple, there was no reason for another disaster.
It was obvious that someone was waiting for a long time.
The more he thought about it, the more irritated Sun Wukong became.
After another seven days of chasing, Sun Wukong still couldn't find any clues, and he stopped immediately.
"Fellow juniors, please stop chasing me.���The master was kidnapped without a sound. This matter is beyond our control."
"I will go to the South China Sea to find Guanyin Bodhisattva, and you will wait here!" He subconsciously prepared to ride the cloud and head south.
However, before he could turn over, his arm was grabbed by Zhu Bajie.
""Brother Monkey, why bother! Just call directly!"
Sha Wujing also nodded in agreement.
Sun Wukong understood.
Good guy!
He was so anxious that he forgot about this.
But then again, since we all have mobile phones, why go west to seek scriptures?
Taking out his mobile phone, Sun Wukong was about to make a call, but the phone started buzzing.