Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

Chapter 316: Who is ranked first on the list of must-see palace fights?

Tick, tick.

Yu Lao is incontinent.

That's why he was eager to leave.

He is old and his muscles are declining, making it difficult for him to control his urination.

If it weren't for his grandson, he wouldn't leave home easily.

But now he had mistakenly entered the game, his body was suppressed, and the caregiver was not around. The thing he was most worried about finally happened.

At his age, he still had to wear a pink girl's dress, like a clown, and wet his pants in front of two juniors!

This is so embarrassing!

He wished he could just crawl into the coffin and end the rest of his life.

The small palace fell into deathly silence.

Jiang Yuan said: "This..."

"Alright! That's it!"

Yu Lao interrupted him, screaming, collapsing into self-destruction: "I'm old! I'm useless! I can't even control my lower body!"

"I am just a burden! A waste, a nuisance! Go away! Don't worry about me! Let me fend for myself here!"

"no!"

Jiang Yuan immediately objected: "Even if you want to die, you have to wait until the conditions are fulfilled! Don't try to cheat!"

Others don't care.

But this stinky old man is Senior Yu’s father and Yu Yuzi’s grandfather. He must not die in my hands, otherwise I will not be able to explain!

Zhongliang also disagreed with the old man's opinion and taught him a lesson: "When I was eight years old, my father taught me that a real man should be able to bend and stretch. It's just peeing your pants, you can't give up easily!"

The two men stood up one after another and reached out to pull at Yu Lao's skirt.

"You...what are you going to do!?"

Yu Lao was extremely ashamed. He covered his crotch with his hands and refused repeatedly.

"Don't, don't come over here!!!"

But it was too late.

Jiang Yuan and Zhong Liang cooperated for a rare time and helped Yu Lao take off her soiled trousers and skirt and carried her to the bed to temporarily place her.

Then Jiang Yuan went out to get some hot water and washed Yu Lao's body.

Zhongliang found some plain clothes, cotton cloth and cotton for changing, and carefully sewed several traditional diapers for subsequent use.

This tall and strong general looked rough, but his needlework skills were mature and his stitches were fine, and it was obvious that he was an experienced needleworker.

This was due to his constant fighting on the battlefield and playing games. It was common for his comrades to lose limbs and they often needed him to sew and take care of them.

Jiang Yuan is even easier to explain.

When he was young, Shen Zi often went to games with themes such as hospitals, spiritual homes, nursing homes, and orphanages. He has played the roles of doctors, nurses, and care workers and has rich experience in nursing. Not to mention the elderly, he can even take care of a paralyzed human pig with ease.

"alright."

After putting on a dry, traditional diaper and changing into new clothes, Yu Lao could no longer make a fuss and could only say:

"Just do as you said. Let's figure out the game first and then take action, so as to avoid being ambushed by Jiang Jian and his men."

The three of them agreed.

Without further ado, Zhongliang packed his diapers, broke off a branch from the yard to use as a walking stick for Yu Lao, and prepared to set out to explore the palace.

"There's no rush yet."

Jiang Yuan suddenly stopped the two of them and said, "It's too simple to go out like this. We need to equip ourselves with some weapons."

"arms?"

Zhong Liang then remembered that if they went out like this, their combat effectiveness would indeed be a bit low, and recalled the map:

"The nearest armory is to the west, separated from us by eight palaces and three city walls. There are heavy guards in front of the armory. If we want to sneak in, it will be difficult with only 2.5 or of us."

Old Yu raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean by two and a half people?"

"No need to bother."

Jiang Yuan smiled mysteriously and said, "I just ordered takeout, and someone will deliver it to my door soon."

Mr. Yu:?

Zhongliang:?

takeout?

Home visit?

The three of them were together the whole way, but Jiang Yuan was not seen ordering any takeout.

Fortunately, their doubts were soon answered.

Inside Luohua Palace, just as the palace servants had cleaned up the dead concubine's mark on the wall, a group of uninvited guests burst in and pointed directly at Jiang Yuan and the other two who were sitting in a side hall, drinking tea and painting.

The leader covered her face with a pearl curtain and was dressed like a graceful palace concubine. After exchanging greetings with the three people, she went straight to the point and stated her purpose.

"Hello, sisters. I am the head of An Ning Palace, Concubine Shan."

"My three sisters have just been canonized. I came here to congratulate you and brought 600 pregnancy-aiding needles. I wish you can successfully conceive dragon seeds and give birth to many children for Daqing."

coming.

Jiang Yuanxiang: A classic part of the harem game, the item that must be ranked first in the palace fighting list, the poison injection!

Behind Concubine Shan, the palace maids each held a carved wooden box.

A palace maid opened the lid of the box and saw that the box was filled with silver needles from thin to thick. The needle tips were black and shiny, and it was obvious that they were poisoned.

Zhong Liang folded his hands and questioned: "This needle of yours doesn't look like it's for helping with pregnancy."

"Nonsense, this is certainly not an injection to help with pregnancy."

Concubine Shan was too lazy to pretend and came clean: "I just made up a fake name to trick you into getting stabbed."

"I have smeared the world's most deadly poison on the needle, Fragrant and Jade Powder. Once this poison enters your body, it will melt your flesh and blood from the inside out, and flow out from all the holes in your body, leaving only a shell of skin."

"And these silver needles are only to ensure that you can die in more pain."

Jiang Yuan's eyes widened in horror: "I am the concubine appointed by the emperor himself! You can't do this!"

He looked towards the palace gate and acted as if he wanted to run.

"Fishing for a concubine? Ha!"

Concubine Shan clapped her hands, and the four palace maids behind her skillfully closed the palace gate, blocking the way of the three people.

He also blocked his own way of survival invisibly.

Concubine Shan said, "You are courting death. Just now in Fanghua Palace, you offended the Empress and all the sisters."

After hearing what she said, Yu Lao and Zhong Liang finally realized that Jiang Yuan had stirred up hatred before leaving in order to deliberately attract these concubines to send equipment!

What a deep scheme!

Elder Yu leaned on his cane and said, "You poisoned so blatantly, aren't you afraid that the emperor will blame you?"

Concubine Shan: "Your death will be blamed on Concubine Wan. There is nothing we can do about it. She is the mortal enemy of the Empress."

She became happier and happier as she spoke. Looking at the three dead bodies so close to her, she gradually couldn't stop talking:

"Oh! I really enjoy chatting with you. Don't get me wrong, it's just that this palace is too boring. I can only speak the truth to the dead."

"Actually, I don't want to kill you either."

"It's because I had a miscarriage when I was young, which caused me to be infertile. In order to survive, I had no choice but to submit to the Queen. I am just a pitiful and innocent tool, a speck of dust caught in the clutches of fate, with no control over my own life and no choice."

The concubine was so moved that she couldn't help but wipe away a few non-existent tears.

When the bead curtain was lifted, Jiang Yuan saw half of a face that had rotted beyond recognition, and the corners of his mouth that were raised with self-touching.

She was almost dying of pleasure, Jiang Yuan thought.

The Imperial Palace is a swamp.

The truly kind people had long been drowned at the bottom of the well, and those that remained were just a group of swamp monsters that had long been assimilated.

This sentence has some connotation. I must write it into my autobiography in the future, right, Sister Yu!

Mr. Yu said solemnly: Jiang Yuan, this is not how you speak from your heart.

Jiang Yuan sighed: Okay.

Returning to the topic, Jiang Yuan continued, "Then kind-hearted sister Shan, before you die, can you allow me to ask one last question?"

Concubine Shan raised her voice and said with a hint of caution: "You can say it, but whether you answer or not depends on my mood."

"I wonder if my sister knows anyone who looks like this?"

Jiang Yuan picked up the ink painting that Yu Lao had just drawn from the stone table in the courtyard:

"His name is Jiang Jian, but of course he could be called something else."

Concubine Shan commented: "What is the relationship between this old man with a foxy face and you?"

Jiang Yuan thought for a moment and said simply, "As close as father and son."

"I have been in the palace for so long, and I have never seen such eunuchs or guards..."

After careful consideration, Concubine Shan said in her heart:

"But since he's close to my sister, I'll definitely send him down to you personally when I meet him...wait?"

She was halfway through her words when she suddenly discovered some strange details.

"What do you mean by close?"

But no one answered her.

Jiang Yuan determined from her body language that she indeed did not know Jiang Jian.

Now that we have the answer, there is no need to continue talking.

At a glance from the Son of God, Zhong Liang raised his hand and swung his knife, cutting the hemp rope beside the table.

The trap is activated.

On the giant pine tree in the yard, a blanket wrapped with heavy objects spread out, and a pile of rubble bigger than the face rolled down!

Boom boom boom----!!!

Stones fell like rain, and Concubine Shan and her four maids were caught off guard and knocked unconscious instantly by the stones, so cleanly and neatly that they didn't even have time to scream.

The most extreme palace fighting often takes the simplest form.

Before Concubine Shan arrived, Jiang Yuan teamed up with Zhong Liang to set up this simple animal trap and wait for the prey to come.

After taking out the wooden box from the stone pestle, six hundred poison needles were successfully obtained. Zhong Liang then turned around, put his hands on his hips and complained:

"No one dares to order me to be a background figure who only follows others' orders."

Jiang Yuan spread his hands, as innocent and cunning as ever: "Now I have it."