r18novel Chapter 136
Chapter 136
Xu Delirium: ......
Wu Di: ...
Mao Yushen: ...
"No, Liu Yang, where do you get so much feudal thought? According to you, we have eaten so many pigs since we were young, do pigs still have to run to take revenge on us?
Zhou Yuan looked at Liu Yang helplessly.
The next moment, the answer given by Liu Yang directly made him unconscious.
"Actually, I've always thought so, so every time I finish eating pork, I light a cigarette and worship him."
[Hahahaha, there is that picture, I bet 100 yuan, our Yang brother must be holding a cigarette between two fingers, handed it to Brother Pig, and said, buddy, take a sip? ] 】
【Hahahaha, lying groove, why is this picture so strong
】【Teacher Xu's roommates are all dragons and phoenixes, do they divide the dormitory according to the degree of funny ratio
】【I've seen incense, the first time I saw smoke, be careful to smoke our pig brother to death
】【It's okay, more smoked will become bacon】【
Hahahaha, food processing?
"Liu Yang, do you know why you have been unlucky for so many years?"
Wu Diyu patted Liu Yang's shoulder seriously.
These words successfully attracted Liu Yang's attention.
He leaned over to Wu Di's side and spoke suspiciously.
"Why?"
"But if you respect all the big guys a little, and light the pillar incense to honor them, you will not be so unlucky."
"Please, I didn't light an ordinary cigarette, I lit a big heavy nine!"
[Hahahaha, God is so big and heavy
] [Hahahaha, Laozi is really going to be laughed to death, how can Liu Yang be so funny
] [No, the more I look at him, the more stupid I feel] [
Others put incense on three, Liu Yang handed over a cigarette and lit one, hahahaha, I will comment on this in two words, saving! ]
Xu Yu smiled on the side and straightened his waist.
Long.
With tears in his eyes, he looked at Liu Yang with a serious face.
"Brother Yang, you know how to put on incense."
"Is that okay?" Liu Yang looked proud.
"Do you know why you're so unlucky?"
"Let's hear it."
"Because your smoke has reached you big guys, hahahaha!"
Liu Yang: ......
"Do you think you're humorous?"
Liu Yang looked at Xu Yu speechlessly.
"Isn't it? See for yourself.
Xu Yu handed the phone to Liu Yang.
The full screen hahahaha came into view.
The laughter of netizens stung Liu Yang's eyes.
Liu Yang shook his head arrogantly, and no longer took care of Xu Delirium.
Right at this moment.
Xu Yu's mobile phone rang.
He turned the screen to see that it was Jiang Ping calling.
Needless to say, it must have been the sentence he just said that caught fire.
Xu Yu cleared his throat and then connected the phone.
"Hello?"
"My ancestor, what do you want! Where are you going to run?! You stop me!
Jiang Ping's roar came from the other end of the phone.
The sound was deafening, and the netizens in the live broadcast room could hear it clearly.
"Boss, can you speak softly? It's not good to be so cranky.
"I want to be gentle too, but you listen to what you just said, you don't do it?" I just want to shoot you to death with a slipper right now!
Jiang Ping shouted.
Finally got the opportunity to whitewash, Xu delusional said that if he didn't do it, he wouldn't do it, who could bear it?
If it weren't for the fact that the two were too far apart, he would have rushed over to teach Xu Delirium a good lesson.
Hearing this, Xu Yu spread his hands helplessly.
"No, boss, you have been in the entertainment industry for so many years, don't you understand the effect of the show? You look at the lethality of my words, is it okay to book a hot search in minutes?
"How can a person who loves work so much run away?"
[God special program effect
] [I don't believe Teacher Xu's nonsense, this is his heartfelt words
] [Hahahaha, he may be deceiving our Boss Jiang to read less
] [I can see it, Teacher Xu's face is full of happiness
] [Teacher Xu This is a typical surface smile, heart XXX, hahahahaha] [
Upstairs is rigorous, why does it still have its own silence? [
I'm sorry, I'm afraid of being banned, hahahahaha]
In the face of what Xu Yu said, Jiang Ping was full of doubts.
He always felt that Xu Yu was lying to him, but he had no evidence.
"Okay, okay, Boss Jiang, I'll hang up the phone if there's nothing to do, the speed of the ship is too fast, and my signal can't keep up."
Xu Yu said while shaking his phone back and forth.
The speed is not enough, come and make up later.
"You just have a kayak, where can you get fast?"
"I don't like to hear what you say, do you believe that Lao Tzu flies in minutes?"
"5,000 pieces, fly one and show me."
"5,000 pieces? What about you calling Hanako? I'm a techie, plus a 0 for high and low. "
Get out!"
"Dudu Dudu-"
Jiang Ping, adhering to the principle of diligence and thrift, dropped a rolling word and hung up the phone directly.
Xu Yu rolled his eyes speechlessly, put the phone in his pocket, and wantonly enjoyed the speed of the wind.
Schools of fish are swimming faster and faster.
Unknowingly, the speedboat was thrown away by them.
I've seen drag racing, I've seen a kayak for the first time.
The crowd was silent for a long time.
Zhou Yuan suddenly spoke.
"Is it still time for me to buy personal accident insurance?"
Xu Delirium: ......
"Help me buy one, buy the highest grade."
Liu Yang hurriedly spoke.
His hands clasped the edge of the kayak, and he didn't dare to move.
"You two, don't you?"
"Buy me one too."
"Me too."
"And me."
The five of Zhou Yuan spoke one after the other.
Hearing this, Xu Yu silently gave a thumbs up.
Zhou Yuan quickly took out his mobile phone and bought the highest level of life accident insurance for all five people.
In the end, don't forget to ask Xu Delirium.
"Brother Delirium, are you sure you don't?"
"I need this?"
"You leave him alone, he's hard!"
"What, my life is not hard, help me buy one."
Wang Chao hurriedly spoke.
He had been looking at the five Zhou Yuan people just now, but these people didn't mean to deal with him at all.
It is a matter of life and death, he still took the initiative to speak.
Hearing this, Zhou Yuan immediately came to Wang Chao.
"Come on, buddy, give me your ID number and buy you one right away."
[These seven people perfectly interpret the greed for life and fear of death and the contempt of life and death, and if you don't comply, you will do
it] [Hahahaha, the problem is that Teacher Xu is not doing it alone, he is doing a bunch of people] [Hahahaha,
our teacher Xu has always adhered to the principle of sharing good things with everyone, and pit everyone equally]
[No, what about honey? I can't
see honey anymore] [Director, cut the picture, I want to see honey's beauty crit
] [Let these men continue to float, we
honey is beautiful] [It's time to say goodbye to our rival, hahahahaha, honey is mine again] [
Bah, when is honey honey yours? It's obviously mine! 】