r18novel Chapter 138
Chapter 138
Xu Delirium's crusoe continues.
Yang Mi stood on tiptoe and watched.
Watch the kayak get farther and farther away.
"Can it be faster?"
"Sister Mi, this is already the fastest, and it may get out of control soon."
The staff reluctantly spread their hands.
"Is it so fast?"
Yang Mi looked surprised.
"The speedboat can't even catch up with a kayak?"
"Sister Honey, I always felt that they were not on a kayak, but on a rocket."
The staff answered Yang Mi's words with a serious face.
I have been working in the circle for so many years.
How many all kinds of things have been seen.
This was the first time she had encountered this situation.
Kayaking?
When pigs fly.
"Alas, Xu Yu won't really strike and stop working, right?"
Yang Mi sighed.
Right at this moment.
Xu Yu on the kayak received a call from his sister Xu Yangyang.
The moment the phone rang, he was keenly aware that something was wrong.
He was wary of answering the phone and pressed the amplification.
"What's going on?"
"Dear brother, I heard netizens say that you are going to sail?"
"What do you want to do?"
"Voyage is so dangerous, I think it is necessary for you to account for your property, I don't mind helping you keep your bank card on your behalf."
Very good.
It had only been a long time since he was adrift before someone began to think about his legacy.
Ahhh.
Property.
Xu Yu was really helpless.
Just as he was about to answer, Ms. Wang's elegant inquiry came from the other end of the phone.
"Baby, when will you come back for dinner in the evening?"
Baby?
Xu Yu looked horrified.
Goosebumps instantly crawled all over the body.
He felt a chill and couldn't help but gasp.
"Mom, are you calling me?"
"Of course, baby, your mother and I just went to the Internet to make up bad Internet words, what, is it okay?"
[Hahahaha, lying groove, why is this scene so funny
] [No, I didn't expect that our teacher Xu also had a day when someone called a
baby] [Hahahahahaha, Xu Baobao doesn't seem to like this title very much
] [No, I can't face this title squarely
] [Who dares to call me baby in the future, I will weld my high heels to his brain] [
Please, come and take care of Ms. Wang, Don't let her go to school on the Internet
] [What do you mean, our teacher Xu is just a baby of almost 9,000
days, young] [That's right, I'm just a baby over 7,000 days]
......
"Mom, count me begging you, you better go and call me dad, I can't afford this title."
"Yo, so self-aware? I thought you didn't have it in mind. "
Xu Delirium: ...
It's all frothy.
"Dear mother, what are you doing when you call?"
"Look what time it is, when do you plan to come back for dinner?"
"I'm still wandering, and it's really uncertain when I'll come back."
Xu Yu looked around and spoke awkwardly.
There is no shop in front of the village or behind the village.
How about going back?
"Wandering? You didn't say earlier, there are just a few useless rice bowls at home, I already knew that I brought it to you, wandering without bowls, what do you take for rice? Hold it in your hand? "
[Hahahahaha, Ms. Wang is also too intimate, for fear that our teacher Xu is hungry, and the back road will be thought of for our teacher
Xu] [It's me, I'll prepare an iron basin for Teacher Xu, I can't die of hunger] [
Xu Baobao Wandering]
Xu Delirium: ......
Tired, destroy.
"Mom, I'm a wanderer, not a refugee."
"Don't the homeless people in the TV series all want to eat? Knock on an iron basin all day..."
"Okay Mom, don't say it, I promise you, I will definitely get home early and hang up."
I was afraid that Ms. Wang would throw some bombshell again.
Xu Yu hung up the phone in a panic.
At the same time, a hot search successfully entered the top 50 of the hot search list with the joint efforts of millions of netizens.
And the ranking keeps rising.
【#惊! A certain cream boy asked for food on the street, whether it was a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality#]
When the director team saw this hot search, they directly smashed 200,000 in anger, bought a wave of water army, and forcibly put it in the top ten.
The assistant director looked at the satisfied director on the side, and sighed helplessly.
Who is not good to provoke this vain, but to provoke the director.
Day by day.
Xu Yu in the drifting did not know about the hot search.
He enjoyed it on all fours.
I don't know how long it took, a familiar prompt suddenly sounded in my ears.
【Ding
】【Congratulations
to the host for the cumulative popularity value exceeding 10 million】【The system mall has been opened for the host, the popularity value of 10 million people is converted into 1000 points, and the host can shop at will in the system mall】【A popularity value of 10 million
gift package has been issued to the system warehouse, please ask the host if it opens】
"Lying groove, so soon 10 million?"
Xu Yu's eyes widened in shock.
I didn't expect it.
Unknowingly, he also became a traffic star.
It is said that red qi nourishes people.
No wonder he feels handsome again these days.
"Open the System Store."
【System Mall panel opened for host】The
huge shopping mall interface came into view.
Or clothes, shoes, or everyday objects with superpowers.
There is a wide variety of them.
Crucially, these things are quite cheap.
"No, the system, 10 million people of gas value is only 1,000 points, do you think this is reasonable?"
[The main reason is that the conversion between popularity value and points is not reasonable enough, and the system can also convert according to the value you want, but the amount of items in the mall will also change] The
system is inferential.
Get.
So be it.
"Open the reward pack."
【Ding
】【Popularity value reward package is opening, please wait patiently】【
Congratulations to the host for getting the good luck bonus! Xu
Delirium:?
"Gone?"
[Yes]
"Lying groove, why are you getting more and more watery, the previous gift package can open at least three or five, this time it is a reward package with 10 million popularity, you will open a gift for me?" Do you think it's reasonable yourself? "
[If the host doesn't like it, you can choose not to]
I've seen oil and salt not entering, but I've never seen such oil and salt not entering."
Never mind.
It's better to have something than nothing.
But how do you use this good luck bonus?
"System, what the hell is this good luck bonus?"
[Good luck bonus: give the host unique good luck and increase the odds of winning various types of lotteries]
"Odds of winning? So, can I buy lottery tickets?
Xu Yu's eyes lit up.
He stood up abruptly, completely forgetting where he was now.
The sudden movement made the entire kayak begin to shake violently.
Xu Delirium's figure swayed, and the moment when he was about to fall backwards into the water, a fish suddenly jumped up and knocked Xu Delirium back abruptly.
[Groove, what do I see?] Fish in heroes to save beauty? 】
【I have a hunch that this must be a mermaid
】【Next, shouldn't Teacher Xu have an affair?】 】