r18novel Chapter 224
Chapter 224
"Peng Zai, listen to brother, don't be afraid, let's be a person with a beginning and an end, what are you afraid of with brother by your side?"
Xu Yu grabbed Peng Peng, who wanted to escape, and spoke with a serious face.
Four eyes opposite.
Peng Peng ruthlessly pierced Xu Yu's little Jiujiu.
"I know, you just want me to die with you."
"What you said is not right, no one has died since ancient times, we can't be afraid, work hard to face it, in order to create a better tomorrow."
Peng Peng: ...
How does this word sound so much like a pyramid scheme?
"I don't read much, don't lie to me."
"It's okay, I don't have many books, I'm a person who won't lie, the main thing is a sincerity."
[Hahahaha, our teacher Xu never lies, the main thing is to fool
] [As far as I know, no one can escape from Teacher Xu's fooling unharmed]
[Isn't this normal? Teacher Xu's normal brain circuit people can't understand it at all, and he will be taken into the ditch
if he doesn't pay attention] [Hahahaha, chatting with Teacher Xu, what you pay attention to is a quick reaction, otherwise you will sell yourself if you don't pay attention
] [Peng Peng holds the position, don't believe Xu Delirium's nonsense, otherwise you may really lie down in a while] [Peng Peng's
eyes really reveal clear stupidity, I bet 100 yuan, he will choose to go back with Teacher Xu]
As soon as the netizen's voice fell, Peng Peng turned his head and put on Xu Yu's shoulder, looking like he was heroically dying, and strode towards the open-top sightseeing car.
"Let's go, let's build a better future together."
Hearing what Peng Peng said, Xu Yu nodded in satisfaction.
It turns out that some male celebrities with poor brains are indeed better at fooling than expected.
The two sat in the back row one after the other.
They wrapped their arms together and then clung to the armrest in front of them.
The next moment.
The driver kicked the gas pedal and blasted out.
"Lying groove, big brother, are you the god of the mountain car of Akina? Where this bird does not, it still drives fast, I haven't lived enough ah hey! "
The sudden force of throwing Xu Yu Peng Peng Qiqi Qi.
Before the two people could react to what was happening, the vehicle began to move in an S-shaped position.
Two people swayed left and right with the vehicle.
A feeling of vertigo hits the brain.
"I don't know why, the driver's master's car skills remind me of the cradle." Xu Yu's face turned pale, and his lips trembled as he spoke.
"When are you still nostalgic for your childhood?"
"I'm not reminiscing about my childhood, I feel like an angel in white is waving to me."
[Hahahahaha, it's over, throw out the hallucination
] [It's okay if our teacher Xu is mentally ill] [
Hahahaha, Xiao Xu, hold on! ] 】
【This
mountain road is really wild】【Wild is not only the mountain road, but also the Akina mountain car god
】【I don't know, I thought that the two ghosts behind were chasing
】【Hahahaha, I reasonably doubt that the ghosts you are talking about are Teacher Xu and Peng Peng
】【Are these two really going to be the first pair of people to faint on the sightseeing bus?】 [
It's okay
, you want to die together, you want to lose face together] [Xu Delirium: You dare to believe, I saw me too milky in Bipenggou
] [Hahahahaha, too much milk: don't dare to admit it, this great-grandson looks too terrible]
"Master, how long do we have to get to our destination, the meal I ate the year before last is going to vomit."
Xu Yu forcibly endured the discomfort in his abdomen and opened his mouth strongly.
Hearing this, the driver master turned his head and glanced behind him.
"More than twenty minutes."
Xu Delirium: ......
Peng Peng: ...
The road is longer than they thought.
"Look, I'll tell you that I choose to live, and you have to pull me into the car."
"Please, it's clear that you are not strong-willed, why do you blame me for everything?"
Xu Yu rolled his eyes angrily.
"I see you two are chatting quite well, it seems that there should be no big deal."
Yang Mi thoughtfully turned her head and glanced at the person behind her.
As soon as the words fell, Xu Yu stood up and leaned on the armrest.
"Gag-" Yang
Mi: ...
This man is too faceless.
Peng Peng: ...
This car is really smelly.
Damn it.
He also felt a little about what's going on?
[Hahahahaha, in this situation, I suddenly remembered a poem
] [This question I will, flying down three thousand feet, right]
[Hahahahaha, Mr. Xu brand sprinkler truck dispatched]
[This sprinkler sprinkler sprinkles unknown liquid? [
I didn't expect Teacher Xu to be so unresistant, and suddenly I wanted to see him sitting on a pendulum
] [Hahahahaha, it's excessive, I'm afraid that he will go up less than three laps and directly become a human-shaped fountain
] [Hahahahaha, proper biochemical weapons ah]
[You guys quickly look at Peng Peng's expression
] [Hahahaha, that feeling of wanting to vomit and stop, Peng Peng really pinched the dead] [Peng
Peng seems to be pregnant].
[Hahahahaha, please arrange a two-day tour of Happy Valley for these two brothers, I want to see them ride a roller coaster]
[You people are so damaged, have you considered the feelings of other tourists? Do you want the two of them to become jets
] [The main thing is a heavy participant, you don't understand]
"Xu Delirium, are you better?"
Yang Mi looked at the person behind her with a worried expression.
Hurriedly handed Xu Yu a bottle of mineral water.
After speaking, a slight vertigo rushed towards him.
She didn't dare to turn her head again, so she could only look straight ahead.
Xu Yu unscrewed the mineral water with difficulty and poured two mouthfuls, which was much better.
"What a crime."
"Sure enough, there is no money in the world to make."
"Brother, please don't say it, I want to vomit all over you."
Peng Peng looked at Xu Yu with a tearless expression.
"Spit and spit, what's the big deal?"
"I'm a male star, don't I want face?"
"When you say this, male stars can't vomit? With me as a shield, you don't have to worry.
Xu Yuyu patted Peng Peng's shoulder seriously.
Don't say it, you feel a lot better after vomiting.
Hearing this, Peng Peng shook his head.
"If this scene is seen by my girlfriend's fans, they will be disappointed."
[Cough, Peng Zai, it's okay to daydream occasionally, but we can't do it every day]
[That is, where do you get your girlfriend fan? ] We are all a funny
fan] [Hahahahaha, I warn you, don't go too far, we Peng Peng is not worthy of having a girlfriend fan] [This can have] [This really does not
] [No we can manufacture, I just checked on the Internet, the water army 30 wallet month, I will rent a girlfriend powder for Peng Peng
]
[Hahahahaha,
experience card upgrade? "
Peng Zai, brother taught you a truth, the most important thing for us to be a person is to have self-knowledge, why do you think you have a girlfriend fan?"
"Because I'm handsome."
"That can't change the fact that you chose Wang Bo among 101 girls, believe me, this really doesn't."